ITT: we mock Livepool with Beatles' lyrics

PLEASE DON'T SPOIL MY DAY I'M MILES AWAY
AND AFTER ALL I'M ONLY
>slipping

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You just ruined my favourite Beatles song. I think i deserve an apology

Top bant

Beatles suck, your team sucks and you'll never win a title

Yes
No

i am the walrus

DAY AFTER DAY, ALONE ON THE HILL
THE MAN WITH THE SLIPPY BOOTS IS KEEPING PERFECTLY STILL

Let it slip, let it slip, oh let it slip. Singing words of wisdom let it slip

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

I READ THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY.

ABOUT A MAN WHO SLIPPED THE GAME AWAY

AND THOUGH THE NEWS WAS RATHER SAD.

WELL I JUST HAD TO LAUGH.

I SAW THE PHOTOGRAPH

AND HE SLIPPED ON HIS FOOKIN ASS

Nice pasta Sup Forumstant

Yesterday Eplel was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to slip away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

The fact that so many scousers still name Liverpool as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” team ever only tells you how far the team still is from winning a title.

based
see you in quarter finals portobro

One day you'll know I crushed everyone

But I won't take the blame, so I'll boycott the Sun

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Stealing this post, based Kikedude

as if any Italian or Portuguese team are going to win their legs. Lel absolute shit leagues

top kek
absolutely seething

Not cool oldest ally

SAVED

falling

i keep falling

and ba's gone scoring

no cups again

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When you get to the bottom
You go back to the top of the slp
And you stop and you turn
And you go for a slip
Then you get to the bottom
Then you see Romania again

TURN OFF YOUR MIND, RELAX, AND SLIP DOWNSTREAM

beautiful

...

ONE SLIP
I DONT KNOW WHY
WE CANT WIN THE LEAGUE NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY

Sexy Stevie what have you done?
You've made a fool of everyoooneeeee

Sexy Stevie you broke the rules
you laid it out for all to see

ONE FOR YOU NINETY SIX FOR ME

Spaghetti's flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup
Our title challenge Fookin slips away across the universe

They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe....

SHE WAS JUST 17
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I *slips*

WOULD YOU STILL PUSH ME?
WOULD YOU STILL CRUSH ME?
WHEN I’M 96.

DON'T LET ME SLIP
DON'T LET ME SLIP

AFTER THE NUKING
MY FETISH IS PUKING
CAUSE I'M JAPANESE

Slippy G, ba's in the clear, he's on his arse.

SHE TOLD ME SHE WORKED IN THE MORNING
AND STARTED TO LAUGH
I TOLD HER I DIDN'T
AND WENT OFF TO >slip IN THE BATH

Genuinely good thread

Not a beatle song but:

CHEER UP SLIPPY GEEEEEE
OOOOOOH WHAT CAN IT MEAN
TO A, DAYDREAMING SKIPPER AND A
LEEEEEEEAGUE-LES TWEEN
HEYEYEEEH

IT'S BEEN A HAAAAARD GAAAAME NIGHT
I SHOULD BE SLIPPIIIIING, LIKE A DOOOOOOG

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who are they actually?

He's ( We gave him most of our lives )
Falling ( Sacraficed 96 of our lives )
Down ( We gave him everyone Brenny could buy )

NUMBER 9......ty 6
NUMBER 9......ty 6
NUMBER 9......ty 6
NUMBER 9......ty 6

SLIPPED
I JUST LOST THE TITLE
SLIPPED
NOT JUST ANY TITLE
SLIPPED

NOT JUST ANY TITLE
SLIPEDDDDDDDDDDD

WELL SHE WAS JUST EIGHTEEN
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

IN THE TOWN WHERE I WAS BORN
LIVED A MAN CALLED SLIPPY G
AND HE TOLD ME OF HIS LIFE
AND HOW HE WANTED TO - BE A MEME

SO HE SAILED OUT TO THE KOP
AND ALMOST WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE
BUT HE SLIPPED ONTO HIS BUTT
AND FUCKED IT UP FOR LIVERPOOL

WE ALL LAUGH AT THAT FOOLISH SLIPPY G
FOOLISH SLIPPY G
FOOLISH SLIPPY G
WE ALL LAUGH AT THAT FOOLISH SLIPPY G
FOOLISH SLIPPY G
FOOLISH SLIPPY G

FOR THE BENEFITS OF STEVIE G
THERE WILL BE A GAME TONIGHT ON ASTROTURF
THE 96 WILL NOT BE THERE
AFTER DEMBA SCORED THE GOAL, WHAT A SCENE

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN TODAY
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD SLIP IN ANY WAY

>the Porto frog poster

BASED

A Slip in the Life

underrated

HELP
I NEED SOMEBODY
HELP
NOT JUST ANYBODY
HELP
YOU KNOW I NEED SOMEONE
HEEEEEELP

BUT NOW THESE DAYS ARE GONE I THREW IT ALL AWAY
NOW I FIND I'VE LOST MY FEET AND OPENED UP THE GOAL

>enjoying the beatles

Thanks, Yoko

WE’VE GOT NO TICKETS TO WATCH, AND WE DON’T CARE.

WE ALL LIVE IN THE AGE OF SLIPPY G
AGE OF SLIPPY G
AGE OF SLIPPY G

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fucking kek
based amerifriend

how did this go all day un(You)d

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Have some decent tunes lad. Don’t fall for the meme

you'll still be seething
'bout slippin' stevie
when you're sixty four

can anyone translate for a handegg fan the significance of this play

mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/steven-gerrard-slip-liverpool-tears-10687399

>talking shit about the beatles
edgy 18 year old detected.

thanks

damn

This

>just discovering the >slip meme
I envy you Ameribro. Wish I could go back and relive it all again. Unironically top 5 greatest things to happen in my life