Which footballers were the GOAT when it comes to a single trait...

Which footballers were the GOAT when it comes to a single trait? I nominate Dennis Bergkamp for having the GOAT first touch.

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Mário Jardel - Positioning 20/20

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I nominate OP for having the GOAT balls control

*tips*

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Fellaini - Chest control
Robben - Cutting inside
Ozil - That bounce pass thing he does/Invisibility
Quaresma - Trivela
Klose - Heading
Kerlon - Seal dribble
Delap - Long throws
Lichtsteiner - Cuntiness

how is this possible

No. That was Wriggle.

>best

Neuer - pretending to be a defender

>worst

Dashit Shitiz - pretending to be an attacker

>That bounce pass thing he does/
source?

Klose - GOAT tap-in babby
Henry - GOAT pace babby

Google "ozil bounce pass"

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Balls, charisma and ball control

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Giroud - Bullet Header

Santi Cazorla - Two footedness

Nah mate, there are lot of players who even take corners and free kicks with both feet, Cazorla does have a strong foot

Is messi the goat dribbler?

For me, it's Garrincha

yes
in his own tier above maradonna, baggio and fat ronaldo

Vinnie Jones - master of the 'dark arts'

I kek’d

> not heading

>1937-1948

Fellaini: Chest

nutmegs

Does dabbing count?

>GOAT when it comes to a single trait
>doesn't even post the GOAT
how did you fuck up this badly?

Alba/busquets - diving

Jardel - Heading
Cristiano - Positioning

>GOAT pace babby

that's OG Ronaldo

Rory Delap - Throw Ins
Prime Gervinho/McGeady - being a 10/10 player outside the box and a 0/10 player inside it
Tim Cahill - Heading the ball for a manlet
Giogrios Samaras - having a loooong international career whilst never being any good
Pirlo - high, looping passes over the other team's right back

I got hard watching this

Shearer - penalties
Lampard - arriving in the box at the perfect time
Schmeichel - long throws by a keeper
CRonaldo - movement in the box
Iniesta - escaping from tight spaces

>Pirlo - high, looping passes over the other team's right back
Messi is GOAT at this

Should be dribbling around the keeper. Nearly every goal he scored he just tapped into an empty net

Cr7 - handling balls

GOAT stamina

through balls

Beckham for best crosser.
Bergkamp is also the best at lobbing the keeper for far out.

Le Tissier GOAT lobmaster
GOAT blooters
GOAT overweight player

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What was he GOAT at?

Chimping out

scoring against my team (guess who)

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arse or liver?

fingering another mans bum

Mindgames

former
cucked us so many times

is that a kill count?

Di Maria Rabona

Zidane and Ronaldinho had better first touch.

>Two footedness
Probably Nedved.

Gerrard - Slipping

no
educate yourself

KDB or Ronaldo probably even better

>Cristiano - Positioning
Was gonna post this. Literally the only thing he is good at.

Cristano Ronaldo

GOAT Heading
GOAT Finishing
GOAT Positioning
GOAT Clutching
GOAT Penalties
GOAT Attitude
GOAT Goal scoring

>GOAT doing fucking nothing and letting his team mates do all the work whilst he takes the credit

GOAT defensive positioning/interceptions

>GOAT Penalties
Taking the most penalties doesn't automatically make you the best at it.
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>not forlan
even he didn't know which one was his strong foot

>Ronaldo
KEK

>GOAT TWO FOOTERS
>that means actually being equally adept to an extremely high standard where without there standing stance you wouldnt be able to tell

>cazorla
>nedved
>sneijder
>adriano
>maldini
>that german meme penalty taker

in no order

>ronaldo
>kek

>Lichtsteiner - Cuntiness
this. it's such a powerful talent you can't even hate him for it

John Obi Mikel
>GOAT human-full-time-whistle

>Fellaini - Chest control
literally what

how new are you?

ronaldo doesn't have the ambidextrous stance or running style. his balance and speed to the first ball is what allows him to hit with his left.

he will always prefer to hit with his right

Jose is that you?

Batistuta - Heading

spare me the generic meme replies
Fellaini will always win having that massive height advantage on 90% of players. Sanchez kills balls from 30-50 yards dead on his chest just as well as Fellaini but he's a turbo manlet so no one cares. Actual GOAT chest control goes to Drogba or Rivaldo

Ronaldinho had the best lob passes.

Messi has the best shot out of his ankle. He is also the best dribbler.

thats fucking sick

Iniesta - best close control

Maradona - cheating

kys

Freddy Adu - Vacuum cleaning

>cazola
Fucking kek

That’s Josef bican, the most forgotten great player

nesta - timing (he won't make a foul)
roberto baggio - first touch, heel playing
riquelme - hold the ball, long balls, long shots
rivaldo - volleys, overhead kick, chest control

Maradona was more beautiful to watch but Messi is more effective and faster, so Messi is better

Who's the GOAT free kicks taker?

Giroud is the GOAT when it comes to flick-ons.

are you blind?

Juninho

based berbatov

classic interwar Czechoslovak football

Who is GOAT at diving and earning fouls/penalties?

Zidane - Heading

Mihajlovic

OG Ronaldo the GOAT full stop.

Cazorla's taken corners and free kicks with his left.

Tim Cahill's heading is fucking elite. Make him 3 inches taller and he scores 50 more headed goals in his career.

>Penalties

Faggot, it's obviously Le Tiss

being runner-up