Which footballers were the GOAT when it comes to a single trait? I nominate Dennis Bergkamp for having the GOAT first touch.
Which footballers were the GOAT when it comes to a single trait...
Mário Jardel - Positioning 20/20
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I nominate OP for having the GOAT balls control
*tips*
Fellaini - Chest control
Robben - Cutting inside
Ozil - That bounce pass thing he does/Invisibility
Quaresma - Trivela
Klose - Heading
Kerlon - Seal dribble
Delap - Long throws
Lichtsteiner - Cuntiness
how is this possible
No. That was Wriggle.
>best
Neuer - pretending to be a defender
>worst
Dashit Shitiz - pretending to be an attacker
>That bounce pass thing he does/
source?
Klose - GOAT tap-in babby
Henry - GOAT pace babby
Google "ozil bounce pass"
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Balls, charisma and ball control
Giroud - Bullet Header
Santi Cazorla - Two footedness
Nah mate, there are lot of players who even take corners and free kicks with both feet, Cazorla does have a strong foot
Is messi the goat dribbler?
For me, it's Garrincha
yes
in his own tier above maradonna, baggio and fat ronaldo
Vinnie Jones - master of the 'dark arts'
I kek’d
> not heading
>1937-1948
Fellaini: Chest
nutmegs
Does dabbing count?
>GOAT when it comes to a single trait
>doesn't even post the GOAT
how did you fuck up this badly?
Alba/busquets - diving
Jardel - Heading
Cristiano - Positioning
>GOAT pace babby
that's OG Ronaldo
Rory Delap - Throw Ins
Prime Gervinho/McGeady - being a 10/10 player outside the box and a 0/10 player inside it
Tim Cahill - Heading the ball for a manlet
Giogrios Samaras - having a loooong international career whilst never being any good
Pirlo - high, looping passes over the other team's right back
I got hard watching this
Shearer - penalties
Lampard - arriving in the box at the perfect time
Schmeichel - long throws by a keeper
CRonaldo - movement in the box
Iniesta - escaping from tight spaces
>Pirlo - high, looping passes over the other team's right back
Messi is GOAT at this
Should be dribbling around the keeper. Nearly every goal he scored he just tapped into an empty net
Cr7 - handling balls
GOAT stamina
through balls
Beckham for best crosser.
Bergkamp is also the best at lobbing the keeper for far out.
Le Tissier GOAT lobmaster
GOAT blooters
GOAT overweight player
What was he GOAT at?
Chimping out
scoring against my team (guess who)
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arse or liver?
fingering another mans bum
Mindgames
former
cucked us so many times
is that a kill count?
Di Maria Rabona
Zidane and Ronaldinho had better first touch.
>Two footedness
Probably Nedved.
Gerrard - Slipping
no
educate yourself
KDB or Ronaldo probably even better
>Cristiano - Positioning
Was gonna post this. Literally the only thing he is good at.
Cristano Ronaldo
GOAT Heading
GOAT Finishing
GOAT Positioning
GOAT Clutching
GOAT Penalties
GOAT Attitude
GOAT Goal scoring
>GOAT doing fucking nothing and letting his team mates do all the work whilst he takes the credit
GOAT defensive positioning/interceptions
>GOAT Penalties
Taking the most penalties doesn't automatically make you the best at it.
uefa.com
>not forlan
even he didn't know which one was his strong foot
>Ronaldo
KEK
>GOAT TWO FOOTERS
>that means actually being equally adept to an extremely high standard where without there standing stance you wouldnt be able to tell
>cazorla
>nedved
>sneijder
>adriano
>maldini
>that german meme penalty taker
in no order
>ronaldo
>kek
>Lichtsteiner - Cuntiness
this. it's such a powerful talent you can't even hate him for it
John Obi Mikel
>GOAT human-full-time-whistle
>Fellaini - Chest control
literally what
how new are you?
ronaldo doesn't have the ambidextrous stance or running style. his balance and speed to the first ball is what allows him to hit with his left.
he will always prefer to hit with his right
Jose is that you?
Batistuta - Heading
spare me the generic meme replies
Fellaini will always win having that massive height advantage on 90% of players. Sanchez kills balls from 30-50 yards dead on his chest just as well as Fellaini but he's a turbo manlet so no one cares. Actual GOAT chest control goes to Drogba or Rivaldo
Ronaldinho had the best lob passes.
Messi has the best shot out of his ankle. He is also the best dribbler.
thats fucking sick
Iniesta - best close control
Maradona - cheating
kys
Freddy Adu - Vacuum cleaning
>cazola
Fucking kek
That’s Josef bican, the most forgotten great player
nesta - timing (he won't make a foul)
roberto baggio - first touch, heel playing
riquelme - hold the ball, long balls, long shots
rivaldo - volleys, overhead kick, chest control
Maradona was more beautiful to watch but Messi is more effective and faster, so Messi is better
Who's the GOAT free kicks taker?
Giroud is the GOAT when it comes to flick-ons.
are you blind?
Juninho
based berbatov
classic interwar Czechoslovak football
Who is GOAT at diving and earning fouls/penalties?
Zidane - Heading
Mihajlovic
OG Ronaldo the GOAT full stop.
Cazorla's taken corners and free kicks with his left.
Tim Cahill's heading is fucking elite. Make him 3 inches taller and he scores 50 more headed goals in his career.
>Penalties
Faggot, it's obviously Le Tiss
being runner-up