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>Edelstein

>no reason
Because we haven't had a decent Kong since 1976 which was the first since 1933

I swear to god I am not a poltard but these fucking -steins are absolutely everywhere once you realize.

A stein in your last name doesn't make you jewish, you stupid polack.

>King Kong 2005

Is bogus

stein is a common ending in german names and similar countries. that's where the jews picked it up.

Much better than skull island two bees on piss

Who is that asian in the background?

What militant uniform is this?

It is absolutely not.

In 95% of all cases, somebody called -stein will be a dirty Jew.

Fakeen yus les

>horrible pacing
>bloated action scenes
>worst denham and worst jack
Nope

Watched this last night and don't remember a single word she said.

>david edelstein

shlomo shekelstein got competition.

Damn. Olivia Wilde has let herself go.

>David Edelstein

The characters were dull, except for Jackson and John Reiley.
The only good thing were the kaiju fights.

Just got back from the theater, was a decent flick, John C Reilly is actually the emotional core of the movie and besides the cringe lines they use for the trailer to get the capeshit crowd to show interest, he actually shows a lot of heart in his performance. Everybody else is kind of a robot especially Larson and Hiddleston.

Kong is great and so are his fight scenes. Jackson is uninteresting as a villain and like Cranston in Godzilla Goodman is wasted because he is killed off way too soon in an anti climatic way.

WE

>Edelstein

Stein is literally a German word. Please educate yourself before posting.

I just saw it, it was decent.
CGI wasn't the best but the fights were good and the human characters weren't bland as fuck like in NuGodzilla, John C. Reily in particular was great.
Andthey teased Gidorah and Mothra in the stinger
7/10, worth a torrent.

>both leads are white
>oy vey, nothing to see here but aboddah shoddah!
t. Edel(((((((stein)))))))

I know that it is a German word. Doesn't change the fact that only Jews are called -stein though.

The wife of a Wanda Corp shareholder

Yes, but Hitler lost, Germany is hijacked and infested with German Jews now.

>german word
>german people with german name in word are not german

Might want to work on graduating first before coming here, friend.

What is every hollywood movie ever

John C Reilly fighting kaiju with a katana is now a reality in 2017
What a time to be alive.

Skull Island manages to be worse.

Tian Jing

Honestly it's barely been a decade since Peter Jackson's, I don't see the need for a new one either.

>team of mercenaries go to incredibly dangerous island
>half of them are women

Yeah, no. Dropped.

>Edelstein

Everytime

>disney doing extra damage control for Iron Fist and beauty and the beast flopping harder than a fish

-stein is the name many german jews took to avoid fascist persecution

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Those aren't soldiers aside from the guy on the left, the military unit is male only, calm yourself, cuck.

Nah. The movie was based as fuck and if you disagree you're a giant faggot.

In America, virtually everyone with Stein in their last name is a Jew.

It was fun

also at least 2 MGS references if not more, seems like he really wants to do the movie

>guy on the right

the 21th century feminist vietcong

It's so classy. The best one next to the original.

What was your second? I only caught the name of the boat.

This attitude is why movies suck nowadays. Remakes and reboots are only thriving because of shit like this. Several decent Kong movies exist already, lets have something new...

Goddamn that movie is so fucking boring. I saw it as part of a free preview screening and I still want my money back.

>women didnt fight in the vietcong

alt-right "knowledge"

No shit. I've seen both this and BATB. This was so bad it hurt. You capeshitters will love it though.

LOL XD GOOD ONE BRO *high fives*

Midwestern Bleached Asian Female

proof that its actually kino

armond white will show us all the truth soon enough

So many alt-right retards in this thread.

kys reddit

Welcome to Sup Forums.

HAHA IT WAS FREE AND YOU WANTED YOUR MONEY BACK XDDD

*upvotes*

Damn there are a lot of sheep fuckers on Sup Forums today.

Just like the last godzilla the movie has a real identity, some writing problem sure but I take that over the 10 bland blockbusters they make every year

>remake of a movie from the 30's that's been remade a half dozen times

Yeah, real fresh filmmaking.

((()))

>I take that over the 10 bland blockbusters they make every year

I fucking wouldn't, unless we're talking about Shin Godzilla.

It was fun. The other big blockbuster on theaters is BatB and that was much worse

>Remakes and reboots are only thriving because of shit like this

Actually, it's far more clinical, the people that own the licensing rights simply want to keep them so a new product using said right must be made to do that every now and again.

I liked this movie, it had some surprising and pretty shocking deaths. I liked Samuel L Jacksons character, and John C Reilly stole the show. His character was surprisingly good. I would give it a 7.5/10.

Solid 7/10, better than Godzilla

I know its a mess, felt so bizarre the way the tone shifted at times

Does Larry Fong at least make it look good? I hate the two lead actors and the director seems like a queer.

It is shit compared to BATB desu

dont talk for me Im germanmyself and not an american meme german i live in frankfurt and fuck off stein is 99% a jew even in germany yes its a word but hosenscheisser is also a word and noone is named like that

it was worth it, we'll be getting King Kong vs Godzilla.

Dat trigger discipline tho

>a dirty jew
either contain your autism or leave

There's two women but they both survive

Only reason to be glad this bombs is for Tom Hiddleston to go away

Look at that fuck

Do you believe he could even throw a punch?

>we'll be getting King Kong vs Godzilla.
So fucking what? Already seen Pacific Rim. How is an ape vs a lizard more exciting? It isn't.

>gooks talking about things in board meetings
>whitewashing Fukushima
>kaiju is nothing like Godzilla
>Anno being "deep" like Anno always is
>hamfisted political commentary that serves no purpose except circlejerking Japanese nationalism

Shin Godzilla was shit, senpai.

>Pacific Rim
>good

Sure if your idea of a good movie comes from browsing TV Tropes.

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You're shilling Kong Skull Island. You have no right to shit on GDT's Pacific Rim you fucking kike.

why the fuck was this person even in the film? she did literally nothing

china

but its not even pandering because she doesnt do anything. doesn't she need to at least have a moment where shes all heroic and doing some cool shit to pander to the chinese.

>There are a lot of Jews

Really makes you think

WE HAVEN'T HAD A NEW DR STRANGELOVE MOVIE IN FOREVER!

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Brie Larson is enough of a reason for me to see anything.

Grow up.

>several decent
Literally only 2. The rest are crap

He said decent.

>>whitewashing Fukushima
Congrats an easy as fuck movie to understand flew over you
>kaiju is nothing like Godzilla
Spines, giant, breaths fire, not a T. rex... yeah it's Godzilla, I bet half the fags that say this think that time travel bs was cool
>muh nationalism
Again easy as deck to understand that you didn't get at all, bravo

I was going to watch it, but after seeing this thread I'm not going to now.

How is skull island a remake of King Kong ? I haven't seen it but the movie seems fairly different than the 1933 film.

Also is worse than Jurassic World?

8 Reasons Why White Males Should Die

Stein detected.

maybe she has her own scene(s) in the china release. Iron Man 3 had scpecial scenes just for them

watched it last night
it was shit and disappointing and some points were literally geddit tier but even those guys dont like it

Kill yourself you fucking kike.

Watched it an hour ago, glad they learned from Godzilla'14, some parts were a little janky but all in all pretty based