R8 my tactics

r8 my tactics

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>not using lukaku to spearhead your attack
what's the point of having a big black guy if you're not gonna use him as a human shield

>tfw Lukaku is always not noticeable in big games

>Carrick

MOUYES SEETHING AS FUCK

Probably the risk of him accidentally punching manure players instead of man shitty players

If Mourinho and Pep had a boxing match who would win?

Kek

Mourinho with his turtle stance would be op

But wait, there's more.

>milkgate

my fucking sides

>Who threw milk at Jose Mourinho
>Jose Mourinho

> Literally going full CSI over this shit

Holy shit I thought you guys were hardcore

Why the fuck do you care so much about 10 fags throwing punches at each other in a corridor

>not baiting the city players into the home dressing room to use your numeric advantage in that large space and kill them off one by one
>rushing instead into the corridor where the fewer city players can easily defend the pinch area
shit tier tactics by mourinho. especially disappointing when people consider his strength to be defense

My bet on that sneaky fag Mourinho

It's Manure's pathetic attempt to ban some of the City players.

>Jose Mourinho 100/1

Mourinho wins by points. He's the Mayweather of football

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Pep would be a slicc Cuban, Mou would be a mauling Mexican

>sir Alex ferguson

hoping for a cheeky michael oliver

>led by marauding, bare-chested United defender Marcos Rojo
Fucking based

Holy kek that Duncan castles

Nice to see other members of the media calling out his mou dick sucking

>lose the game
>lose the fight after the game
>p-p-please c-could you celebrate in s-silence?
lmao at this fookin loser

>Mikel Arteta is knocked against a wall or door in the skirmishes and suffered a cut head
top lel Spaniards trying to ruck

RING RING. Bout to post your face all over this thread and Sup Forums lmao

Mourinho got MILKED

>win a premier league game in december
>celebrate with confetti
>not even in your own dressing room
Definition of small time

>confetti

Proofs?

you mean this guy?

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The record they broke, after beating their biggest rival, kind of makes it okay. Although if they end up choking, we'll get to bring this up for many years to come. Honestly it's fine.

Now what's really important, is who threw the milk?

>not using Lukaku, Ibra, Fellaini and Rojo armed with boots as the front line
>not having De Gea and Romero on the back row throwing water bottles
Mourinho is a tactical fraud

>p-pl-please could you not throw c-c-confetti?
lmao mouyes stop posting in Sup Forums
>I-IT WAS MY TURN!
mouyes caca

In an a fight to the death, would Man Utd beat Man City?

Easily, I think I'd only want Kompany and De Bruyne on my side in a brawl

>it's a David Silva goes fully naked to the group shoot episode

just realised mangler is half nekkid too lel

>all those socks and sandals

City easily. Kompany, Mangala, Ederson, Mendy, Otamendi lead the charge, the Yorkshire lads (Stones, Walker, Delph) in behind with the weapons, Sane and Sterling flanking with rapid surgical strikes, KDB and the Silvas finding space in the melee to nutpunch and toestamp, secret weapon of Fernandinho riding Toure into the midst and scattering the United players, at which point Sergio and Jesus spring out from nowhere and start kicking everything. Bravo to be the mature one and try and put a stop to it, but fails, cos he can't stop anything

>Jose Mourinho
>only 100/1
Pretty good bet.
Mourinho is such a dirty bastard that I wouldn't put it beneath him to throw milk at himself and blame others.

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>We won a derby against Manchester United, one of the best rivals we have. We celebrated. I think if United win a derby, they celebrate. But where? Inside the locker room. That’s what we tried to do and we did.

>We were inside, it is normal. We didn’t do anything exceptional, we did what we did in the past and what we will do in the future.

Best attackinmove Mouyes made all afternoon

>Bravo to be the mature one and try and put a stop to it, but fails, cos he can't stop anything