ITT: future flops of 2016

ITT: future flops of 2016

This movie is releasing in 3 months and no trailers. not even posters are being released to promote the movie. Also, it's a Sony picture.

FUCK YOU IT HAS ONE OF THOSE AFRICANESE AMERICANO BLACKIES SO IT'LL OBVIOUSLY BE GOOD YOU SHITEATNG RACIST FUCK

BAAASSH THE FAASSH

I never read the books. I heard they were alright but it is Stephen King so, eh.

>future flops of 2016

Were you in a coma?

Has Sony made a good movie in the last 5-6 years?

>blue eyes clint eastwood is racist goy

>2016

good, no. entertaining? maybe 21 jump street but is far far far from being a solid film.

the last of us

>2016

What did he mean by this?

21 Jump Street is good. 22 too. Both are probably the best comedies to come out of Hollywood in years.

I read the first book, it was alright. I'll watch but I know I can't expect anything from Sony.

i bet this will be great in terms of unintentional comedy

>3 months and no trailer

Holy shit I though it'd be a while before it came out. Yeah this is definitely a bad sign.

fug, i meant CURRENT YEAR, 2017

sad!

What is Dark Tower, a new porno?

>Also, it's a Sony picture.
Kek, that's really all you needed to say

>Idris Elba IS the Dark Tower
BRAVO
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books 1-4 are godtier and completely worth reading (1982-1997 (he started writing it in 1970))

books 5-7 have their moments, but take the series in wacky and uninspired directions, and fans are heavily split on them (2003-2004)

this teebeeaych

>it's a Sony picture
SAY NO MORE

Fucking sony pictures, wasting money that could have gone toward the playstation department.

You enjoyed 4? I hated that most of it was a prequel.

This film is going to flop so badly. Look at the development history. It's a disaster.

It is frustrating that the narrative slams to a halt to get 500 pages of backstory but it's a pretty goddamn great story IMO

This really hurts. Its one of my favorite book series and I was hoping for a really fucking good western out of it and maybe 2 or 3 sequels as the later books are damn good. Sadly this wont ever happen. This movie will be shit and Sony will abandon it quickly and the license will languish in hell. :/

Pleb, reading them in order yes W&G slows the whole story down, as a standalone Giliad story its the best, WTTKH is 2nd

Idk, it'll suck yes, but Elba and machoney are big names it'll prob do OK based on that alone

Anyone read the comics? They're bretty gud.

This, I thought it was coming out like at the end of the year

Yea their alright, they do fuck with canon a bit, but their not bad

>BAAASSH THE FAASSH

wizard and glass is quite literally the best book in the series

>books 1-4 are godtier and completely worth reading
Honestly 4 bored the hell out of me and I never finished it.

Yeah they're actually talking about Idris Elba's dark tower.

Turn back now, that's the only good one

You missed out, godtier conclusion

I think the Art is fucking great. Jae Lee is the shit however the story doesnt feel the same at all.
This. I had hoped we would get some sort of trilogy maybe not as big of a scale as LOTR but it is a fantasy epic book series and would hope when it finally got a movie it would get a better treatment than a hastily filmed one and done when it will inevitably suck.

This.

Doesnt this book take place after Blain as well? Im pretty sure I read that.

>Doesnt this book
movie, I mean

More Hollywood blackwashing? No thanks.

Wait really? The leaked trailer showed the Prim house and Jake but it also showed Roland in New York so idk

Its really bad here, a major plot point is Roland and a 60s nig who hates him cause he's 'whitey' you take that out the story completely changes

i believe the movie doesnt follow the book's timeline. its been reported that roland has the horn of eld in the movie

This movie is not following the story of the book closely. Producers said they took some of the ideas from the book, the general story, and they're making a new one from it.
They said if you know the ending to the series, understand that this is an entirely new version of Roland's journey.

>roland has the horn of eld
WELL FUCK THIS NOISE.

Oh yea I forgot its the next time round, he better still drop Jake

so the movie is essentially roland on one of his nth go rounds that take place after the book ends

im kinda ok with that

yes
the emotional impact will fall flat. i remember reading the gunslinger in high school and getting to this part and being bummed out for days. the movie will have him get shot or something stupid and it wont even be close

But will Roland shoot him? Its very important that Roland kills him

Greedo will shoot him first

>no mutie train
>no sex demon
>no "you dropped me"
Just kill me now senpai

Welp this will suck as if there was any doubt.

>Sony

>3 months and no trailer
Wow

Jesus Christ... Make Roland a Nigger and make the man in black Chris Angel.

The only way this could get better is if James Franco plays Eddie and Seth Rogen plays Oy

>implying Wizard and Glass wasn't Kino
>implying the final book wasn't perfect
>thunderclap - where r9k breaks the world and feasts on roont brain
>court of the crimson king
>vampire of emotion in empathica
>Crimson King REEEEEE-ING

Fuck all y'all. I loved the story from beginning to end.

>Get to the top of the tower
>find the horn of Eld that was lost on the battlefield
>find that you've also turned into a nigger

what a tweest

They're making The Gunslinger a fucking nigger.
It's bullshit.

>that plan to alternate between a movie and then a tv season for every other book.

that would have been a disaster

>Deadpool 2 is over a year away and it has a teaser
>TDT comes out in July and zero marketing yet

Great sign!

We finally see her nips when?

Kek that movie is a failure.

U wot nigger?

> Stephen King will call it great when it comes out and claim that it is faithful to the books

How much damage control will we see?

Ghostbusters

reminder that King said that Kubrick's The Shining was bad

fucking hack

He had a point about how it was unfaithful to the book. That will be moot though if he claims this adaption is fine.