PLAYING WITH THE QUEEN OF HEARTS

PLAYING WITH THE QUEEN OF HEARTS
KNOWING IT AIN'T REALLY SMART
THE JOKER AIN'T THE ONLY FOOL
WHO'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU

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YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME

YOUNG HEAAAAAAAAAAARTS BE FREEEEEEEE TONIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
TIIIIIIIME IS OOOOON YOUR SIIIIIIIIIDEEEEE

WHISKEY RIVER DON'T RUN DRYYYYYYY

DON'T LET HER MEMORY TORTURE ME

WHISKEY RIVER DON'T RUN DRYYYYYYY

>tfw I never turn down paper

ALLLLLLLLL MY EXEEEES LIVE IN TEXAAAAAAAAASS

I'M GONNA PUT ON AN AJAX SHIRT
AND CHASE THE DEVIL OUT OF EARTH

>this old ass fucking game still has more features than 99% of the games being released today

half of them were gimmicky and useless tho

I LOVE A RAINY NIGHT IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT

KILLING IN THE NAME OF
danana danananananana

Ajax?

mark of a GOAT game
no u.
Actually yes gimmicky, not always useless.

on topic:
YEAAH IM RUNNINb DOWN A DREAM
THAT NEVER WOULD COME TO ME
WORKING ON A MISTERY
GOIN WHERE EVER IT LEADS
RUNNIN DOWN A DREAM...

tatnananananananana.. deeuu deuuu


Fuck it, Tom Petty was a holy man.

YOUNG HEARTS BE FREE TONIGHT

TIME IS ON YOUR SIDE

For me, it's VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR
VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR
IN MY MIND AND IN MY CAR
WE CAN'T REWIND
WE'VE COME TOO FAR
PICTURES CAME AND BROKE YOUR HEART
PUT DOWN BLAME ON THE VCR

I PCIKED OPTION C, AINT THAT A BITCH?

>tfw never listened to VC music
young me was so fucking mind blown by the fact that i could upload my own mp3s and listen them on the ingame radio that i never bothered with the other stations

I still go lipsync through all the Flash FM ads. I couldn't do that on San Andreas because their radio wasn't just a single track but I knew so much shit on Radio X and K-Rose

I'M GONNA BREAK MYYY
I'M GONNA BREAK MY RUSTY CAGE
AND RUNNNN

Who's downloading a classic GTA right now?

DEAR JOHN PLEASE JOHNNY PLEASE COME HOME I NEED YOUR LOVE AND THE KIDS, THEY GOT TO BE FED

this too

GTA POWER RANKINGS

1. Vice city
2. GTA SA
3. III
5. Vice city stories
4. V

POWER GAP

900000001. IV

Grove street, home
At least it was before I fucked eveything up

ONE STEP FORWARD AND TWO STEPS BACK
NOBODY GETS TOO FAR LIKE THAT
ONE STEP FORWARD AND TWO STEPS BACK
THIS KIND OF DANCE CAN NEVER LAST

obviously switch the order of 5 and vice city stories

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

FOR ME IT'S.

VOODOO RAY, V-VOODOO RAYY

OOOHHH AHHHH AHHH AHHH

Good morning, San Andreas! The baby boom is officially over. You are all irrelevant. Now die.

1. SA
2. VC
3. V
4. III
5. IV

Haven't played the spinoffs sorry

1) San Andreas
2) Vice City
3) V
4) IV
5) III

Vice City is probably the tighter story but I remember being blown away by everything you could do in San Andreas.

I wanna give this thread a hug

>Radio X and K-Rose
My man

You better be sorry you don't want to piss me off

I'VE GOT
TWO TICKETS
TO PARADISE

ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, Sup Forums!

I never completed that mission where you're on Zero's roof shooting the RC planes.

Objectively false.

Real rankings here:

1. IV (tie)
1. SA (tie)

POWER GAP

3. VC
4. III

POWER GAP

5. V

best korea

this ranking

What was the trick to completing this? I must have played it 50 times before beating it.

good old days

>IV top of the list
>V at the bottom
V is objectively a good game if you take off the nostalgia goggles.

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>le GTA V was bad meme

Has there every been a better radio station than pic related?

Just be yourself and follow the train :^) Nah but seriously I have no idea anymore since it's been way too long since I played it but this thread makes me consider playing some video games again.

If you stay to close to the side of the train you won't hit the shots because of the angle

/thread

CALL ME
CAAAALL MEEEE
THERE'S NO TIME TO HESITATE
AND WE MUST COMUNICATE
YEAH

MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEER

>t. underage faggot larping as an oldfag

I don't think GTA V was bad, just not as good as the PS2 generation games.

IV was dogshit though.

No matter how good V is, I'll always hold SA and VC close to my heart because of the feel good that shit still brings to me.

great taste user

youtube.com/watch?v=7gW6WcwNirk

yeah, didnt mean to quote you, and yeah, IV was dogshit

San Andreas>V>Vice City>3>4

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Jetpack

gta v is by far the best one, you stupid nostalgiafags

>He didn't play TBoGT
Can't respect you at all.

TLAD > TBoGT > contemplating suicide on a rainy day in the mountains > IV
The only highlight of IV was the theme song and it's mods.

In terms of graphics and gameplay sure,
but nostalgia and overall story plays a big role too,
these are all subjective rankings m8

>tfw ywn live in the 80's

>V
>good
Pick one. The game is simply bland. The online is better than every other game but that doesn't really say much and the story and characters are complete horse shit. The heist missions are so underwhelming. I also prefer the physics from IV. The radio is pretty bad for the most part with only a handful of good songs. The AI is good but not much of an improvement over IV so it doesn't even have that going for it. tbf thinking of it now its better than III and maybe VC but that's about it.

IV has by far the best story with likeable characters. The bank robbery in IV is better than any mission in V, and one of the best if not the best mission in all GTA games. The city looks great too and while it lacks in content it makes up for it in other areas. The radio is pretty good and all dlc for the game is great.

I
I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT
MUST HAVE BEEN SOME KIND OF KISS
I SHOULD HAVE WALKED AWAAAAAY
SHOULD HAVE WALKED AWAY

burger is right though, Gay Tony was pretty good. Damned was almost always just shooting.

>and overall story
gta v has a longer and better story too

the only reason to like them old ones more is because you wish you could travel to the past and be that kid again, yall are pathetic

>he doesn't rate exploding cars on a bike with two shotgun shells to the rear wheels while listening to a non-existent radio playing AC/DC

Big choooon

Why do people hate IV so much? I thought it was pretty good.

too much emphasis on muh realism and muh grit and not enough fun minigame shit and/or exploring to do

hence why V and SA are consistently ranked over it.

maybe because you can't own shit and you can't do crap besides doing the missions? the missions are good tho, but the rest is absolutely nothing

IT WASN'T THE FIRST
IT WASN'T THE LAST
SHE KNEW WE WAS MAKING LOVE
I WAS SO SATISFIED
DEEP DOWN INSIDE
LIKE A HAND IN A VELVET GLOOOVE
SEEMS LIKE A TOUCH
>*riff*
A TOUCH TOO MUCH

Wishing to be a happy kid one more time. Why is that pathetic?

I don't even regard argentinians as human anymore.

just after the tunnel there's a dirt road, use it to land on the top of the train. then just ram the vatos
t. playing sa again after a 10 year hiatus

All the side shit in V was fucking useless/pointless. The missions are all that matter and none of them in V were challenging in the slightest, hell I'd say half of them were "drive from A to B and listen to this conversation". IV was clearly better but if you think V is because you can play a pointless tennis game or whatever then that's your malfunction. Also GTA is definitely sports

>ram
>not using the SMG

it's pretty evident you're like 16 and that's why you're upset you can't play those classics when they were relevant and you didn't have modern day consoles to ruin it with expectations

FEELING ALRIGHT IN THE NOISE AND THE LIGHT
BUT THAT'S WHAT LIGHTS MY FIRE
HELLRAISER

it means you are heavily frustrated and unhappy with your present life and want to escape to a safe zone like being a kid

being 80 years old and having nostalgia of your 20s is normal, but being in your 20s and wanting to be a kid it's not healthy, you should do therapy

>gta v has a longer and better story too

gta V's story was almost as bad as III's. The characters are pure shit.

Franklin was boring, had no personality whatsoever except for a fixation with money. Michael was a cuck. Trevor was le edgy XD incarnate. The story had no clear plot going for it except 3 retards doing retard shit. Their motivations where nonexistent as well.

YALL CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE, DIS BALLAS COUNTRY

IV was great you faggots take memes too seriously

>one city (with no reason to ever leave it)
>copy and pasted hills all over the rest of the map
>a giant fuck-off lake right in the middle with no purpose
>only way to get to the top of the map is the road that loops around the outside
>all that water with nothing in it
>exceptionally shit side characters
>a bank heist theme that turned out to be total shit

Nah

>Rating TLAD anywhere before TBoGT
Sometimes I wonder if my time spent on the internet is a waste. I know for a fact it is with the knowledge people really unironically think this.

This kills Argentina

IN THE THUNDER AND HEAT

YOUR OWN
PERSONAL
JESUS

lol who cares about characters development, it's a videogame, not a novel

all that counts is the gameplay and the graphics

it's more pathetic that you're getting more enjoyment out of video games as an adult than when you were a kid, hence rating the new ones higher than old ones

checkmate you fucking nigger :^)

>redditor trying to get people to browse his shit site

IV was the best one next to SA. You thinking V was good just shows you have shit taste.

>Trevor was le edgy XD incarnate
Somebody wasn't paying attention. Trevor was the most 3 dimensional character in the entire franchise.

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day~

Opinions. You are free to rate anything the way you like, as long as you don't go full fedora like the nigger from argentina.

the gta series are for adults, no game for kids involves killing, theft and raping

>le new things are bad meme

this is sage, radio x's dj

>t. underage fag thinking his shit opinions mean shit

t. kid that parents never let play GTA because it was "too violent"

WE'RE THE KIDS IN AMERICA (WHOA)
WE'RE THE KIDS IN AMERICA (WHOA)
EVERYBODY LIVE FOR THE MUSIC-GO-ROUND

>Do you love it? Just say it 'Sage'... How did that make you feel?