Just be yourself, be confident and the girls will come to you in droves

>Just be yourself, be confident and the girls will come to you in droves

I just want to be clear.

Everyone has already pointed out that that guy looks like a ripped Eminem right?

>he wasn't a teen in early 2000's

6 inch penis at most

yea its true

(You)
6 inch penis at most

wrong thread?

that's big, well above average anyway.

Girls don't care about size user, just your confidence or money

>women don't care about size

the married women i've fucked say otherwise. All women get bored, more you bring to table, longer it lasts.

What if you're too dimwitted to have anything consistently funny or interesting to say, and you'd rather just be quiet than say something stupid?

Read more, having things to say is how people connect. Expand your interests.

he looks nothing like eminem except for the blonde hair

I read Sup Forums posts all day. You people should post more interesting things so I'll have more interesting conversation.

>the [...] women [...] say [...]
Either braindead normie or RPing autist.

I don't understand this board. So many supposed virgins on here when all you need is 150 bucks and you can get an hour with a decent looking escort in any city in the country.

We can't feed you no matter how witty some anons can be.

It isn't about being witty or clever, the more things you read, the more innately you'll connect on topics, conversations will roll together, you'll see interesting and that is your way into a woman's heart. That's where it starts.

and his entire facial structure

READ A BOOK
READ A BOOK
READ A MOTHERFUCKIN' BOOK

if only $150 stopped you being scared of women.

Neither, just experience. All women eventually become size queens. They're built to always want more and ability to outpace men.

Also it increases both your vocab and your ability to recall vocab.

How people talk on Sup Forums is way different from how real people talk. When you piss someone off on Sup Forums you don't need to deal with the consequences.

His nose is the sole thing that detracts him from being a 1:1 clone of Eminem. But it's a pretty major fucking thing so he doesn't look like Eminem at all.

Women want a sociable, kind and honest man.

There literally is nothing to talk about with most people. The average person is brain-dead.

What size are you then?

Yeah, but that's not the point.

Fa/tv/irgins long for the fufilling relationship with a redpilled qt 3.14 and some people want to have a weird sexual dad/daughter relationship with some child-stars... and some want a sexual mother/son relationship with sexy older women so idk...

>The average person is brain-dead.
Again, because the average person doesn't read.

In my experience they just want a guy who will make them cum rather than pumping finishing in 2 minutes. Multiple times I've had whiskey dick but managed to make the women orgasm with my hands, and they loved me for it and wanted to meet again. They couldn't have cared less about my limp cock at the time.

Just my experience though.

>dude just get a prostitute lmao

>unironically fucking married women

Do you have an arm and fist?
Why care how much they are pleasured?

this attitude is part of the reason you have problems with connecting. sure, your interests may not align with the majority of the people you meet but you need make an effort to reach out at the same time.

eh.. "no"

I don't even watch movies. I just come here to yell at people over the internet about black men taking our white women.

I don't know if it's just because I ended up reading so much because of college but I became a voracious reader of just about anything I could get my hands on, to point of reading hundreds of things in a single day.

I said reading because it's easiest way to build commonality, in the same way you'll hear someone say.. "oh did you see that video or did you hear about that one thing." and then you go from there.

The internet is great information tool ever built and those with ever increasing skills get the most use out of it. Any user here knows that by side benefits the knowledge gives you. From knowing where to look for free shit to finding out things before anyone hears about it.

All fruit of the same tree.

Not everyone is a virgin.

I want a family and a woman who actually wants to keep a home. Odds are im fucked in that regard.

It's not about sex. It's about having someone special in your life who loves you so much to be this intimate with you. You can lose your virginity to a prostitute, but it won't change you from being a loser.

>it's cheaper

neither will a GF

Happy women like to have sex more, it's a reciprocal thing. this user got right idea though. Once you're practiced at figuring out which buttons to push, most guys can coast on foreplay alone. Also considering after four or five times, in a single day, you get so bruised it hurts to even get it up while they're still ready to go.

do yo have any close friends, close family maybe a brother? are you quiet and stupid around them? probably not, it's all about confidence, u don't have to say something funny every 10 seconds dummy

Post your age, size of penis, and how many woman you fucked

>age
24

>size of penis
6 inches

>how many women you fucked
2

18

6 inches

0

Most people are actually really smart. They just focus on stupid shit or have trouble articulating themselves.

the key to getting women is to not give a fuck about women and only focus on self improvement. that dude in OP's pic gives a shit about two things. being strong as fuck and kicking ass at football and if you gave him the choice between getting stronger/better and smashing some pussy, he will always choose the former.

when people say "be yourself" what they mean is be about yourself.

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7
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8x6
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>it's a chad envy thread

READ A BOOK
READ A BOOK
READ A MOTHERFUCKIN' BOOK

21
5'
1

Don't listen to /fit/ they only care about gainz, and oily men.

Though self improvement is still core of what I said above but they're adding working out into it.

>HAPPY WOMEN

31 years on this planet, never seen this species

20
i don't have a penis
0

27
7
not sure, a lot
pro tip, i'm tall but i'm ugly

26
6.7 inches
-3

>everyone is mysteriously well above average

Happier than being bored or depressed or pissed off about chores or money. It's a relative thing. Obviously they never get to be "happy" but better than their usual.

What to talk with the average person though?

or maybe they're black therefore way below average how bou dat?

it doesn't have to be working out. it can be anything that takes discipline and mastery. its why even """"professional"""" video game players get groupies. even though its video games, they can claim to be one of the best in the world at it.

Make shit up is what I used to do when I found people boring. I would secretly role-play and pull them into it without them knowing.

>READ A BOOK
>READ A BOOK
>READ A MOTHERFUCKIN' BOOK
go away Mr.chad

>26
>7 inches (barely)
>4 (currently have gf)
>5'6"

I should also mention that a weird number of women I've been with like to practically be beaten in the bedroom like a cheap whore. It's a mystery to me.

Don't you know the average 4channer has a bigger cock than the normal person along with a higher IQ and is above 6 feet tall.

People would rather severely underestimate or grossly overestimate than be considered "average". The sad thing is, I'm sure half of these people aren't even overtly lying but just can't realize they're digging the ruler a few centimeters deeper into their crotch. It works both ways though.

>sitting on a computer posting dick numbers with other men
>not sure if women is what they are after, user.

>weird number

women like be dominated and a good portion take farther than 'light' stuff, not weird at all really. it's like guys liking big tits and good head.

That was always easy for me to understand, more attractive the woman, usually more bad shit has happened to them. Which is when spanking, choking, wanting aggressive men. I had one chick that wanted me to growl in her ear while I fucked her.

What do you do once the person knows you better but all she knows is the fake shit you made up? How do you 180° and make her know your true self once you like her?

it cuz we wuz black and kang so we wuz smaller average for a kangz real kangz are 7 feet tall with 12 inches cocks and 200 ai qu you cracka shiet

NOT A WEBPAGE
NOT A Sup Forums THREAD
BUT A BOOK NIGGA
A FUCKIN' BOOK NIGGA

Yeah. One women had me bend her over my knee and spank her. It was hot but I was confused.

Laughed

B-ut but mate I'm only 5'4". I do have 6.7 inch cock though

>like to practically be beaten in the bedroom
That doesn't even sound fun to me. Intimacy is a meme.

I like a good mixture. Up close and intimate mode, making her my cum dumpster whore mode, and having her sit on my face mode.

You get better at blending lies with truth. Women will spend a great deal of time presenting not only their best face but an overly embellished, charitable one that makes them seem better than they are.

Sometimes you get lucky and woman isn't very good at it because she has issues that keep her from playing the game well.

Always make sure you can either have an excuse waiting or lie is close enough to truth that it can be fudged.

That is a hard question though since your dick spends so much time lying to you. If you truly find her interesting, it tends to happen sooner than later.

Most of the women I've found interesting, I knew within the first conversation how I was going to play it.

Despite all experiences I've posted above though, I'm not terribly good at relationships and tend to make them last longer than I should for appearance sake than anything.

Thank you, Rick Steves.

My current GF literally likes to be handcuffed, tied up, and ball gagged while I spank her ass to the point of bruising. It's kind of werid but fuck it she's willing to do my fetishes so it's only fair.

You're an awful person with awful advice.

When I date a new person I always think, "This girl probably had a guy shit on her chest at some point and got off to it."

It's the truth though.

>no penis
>6 inch clit

lets see it

You're brain dead and arrogant for thinking that.

umm user, she didn't say six inch clit..but that would be scary..like body builder scary.

That sounds kinda exhausting in the long run. Always having to think of something before saying. I can't imagine this feeling natural. It would only make me appear more like an autistic automaton.

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6'
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I doubt this GF had this happened to her unless the one time she's had sex before we got together involved shitting. Would be a hell of a way to lose your virginity.

What does this have to do with Sup Forums - Television & Film, anti Sup Forums posters?

Is Tinder good for average looking faces?

My body is athletic, just my face is nothing to write home about.

its funny because this works but autists on here pretend it doesnt since they know they cant seem confident

no
even the ugly bitches on tinder only want chad

>20
>6.5inch
>0
>5'8"(yes a mantle)

no

But who wants the ugly bitches then?

I've spent years not getting caught and like any skill, it just takes practice.

You get so good that it just becomes second nature.

It is exhausting sometimes, and I've found taking a moment even in worst situation can open up new options.

Those moments where you see people explode, swallow that. No matter how bad the situation seems because more than likely there is still something more you can get out of the person down the road. Having sex with ex's has kept me out of long dry spells for years.

Women love to lie to themselves and think of men as friends, when really they want someone with unwavering support in their corner. So they'll defend you even to their significant other's to keep you in their life. And more often than not when relationship breaks down, you can get even more out of them.

So stay friends, even with ex's since you never know where it will take you.

Whatever you say in the end, you have to make it real to yourself. That is how people that know dual truths survive. You have to make yourself believe whatever you say, and make sure you keep it the same whatever you say to everyone. That is how you avoid fucking up.

Your story needs to be your life.

Get off the internet/ipad/phone

How do I use Tinder without them?

People with butterface fetish

You don't, Tinder is for the top 20%, and i don't want to make assumptions but you are probably not in that club.

Just be confident and mingle with girls outside your door.

>digging the ruler a few centimeters deeper into their crotch

No such thing, you're supposed to measure from the taint up.