Thanks for buying me orange juice, user

>Thanks for buying me orange juice, user.

please don't make eye contact with me thanks

this bitch looks like a lizard

*steals your soul*

Wait. So you’re telling me, that you dont use toothpaste?

You're welcome baby. Be at my place tonight at 6. I got a big present for you.

Easy.

*ejaculates prematurely*

Thanks for buying heroin and benzos off me, Lana

LANA!!!!!

Haha I love Archer

>buying a bitch orange juice
you're drinking pineapple juice and that's final

GUYS GUYS
guess what lana spells backwards??!!

I pissed on it, it´s my fetish

How about a sperm cocktail for you?

...

>buying you
uhm, sweetie, its almost 2018, im not a toxic male, you'll have to pay for it yourself

wish she'd piss in my juice tbqh

who is this sperm worm

so, was this bitch in jail or not?

No

i will never forget her oscar worthy performance with those rubber ducks and that milk

Don't forget her drinking her anal creampie. My favourite scene of hers 2bh.

clearly mango you pleb

>europoors in charge of tropical fruits

she might be talking about the colour of the juice mate

Based Austrian Lana poster

>Alan
wtf is she a "she"?

Da best ass in da bizness

Based you

stop watching porn

not sports