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stoger edition

also 12 days till xmas edition

me holding the heart

thanks friendo

me on the right

every team plays rough against dortmund
it's riddiculous

tätlichkeit! rot!

dortmund literally flops left and right all the time

sokratis is the biggest crybabby of the league

damn kagawa

t. shareholder

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fucking hell shinjii...
he has been so close to weltklasse before getting rekt in fucking ridiculous asiacup

SAD

t. neini

t. retard

>stöger antifußball
>this will somehow be sold as an achievement

DIENSTAG
golfsburg 1-1 energy drinks
Freiburg 1-0 gladbach (68')
hiv 1-2 frankfurt (76')
mainz 0-1 dortmund (79')

MITTWOCH
Hoffe - stuttgart
berlin - hannover
schalke - puppenkiste
pharmacy - toot toot
bayern - koeln

Great comeback, lüdenscheid

Too late, the damage is done

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>bayern
as if

its
>buyern

everyone who leaves dortmund for bigger club either ends up like Sahin or Lewandowski, there is no middle ground

i would cite the foul statistics and injuries but i know facts are wasted on you

redpill me on burki pls lads

one moment hes godlike
the other moment hes literally regionalliga-tier

that's literally it
the only reason he isn't being chased by higher clubs is because of bullshit like against apoel

maybe that's part of watzke's master plan to keep him

he sucks donkey dick

wtf are those Dortmund counters
It’s like the players have forgotten how to counterattack

>I can prove everyone of you wrong, but you don't have the IQ capable of understanding

Truly lüdenscheid.

>i would cite the foul statistics and injuries but i know facts are wasted on you

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FINALLY

SHINJII

SHINJII

FINALLY

JAAAAAAAAA

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Apologize

All you idiots shorting Dortmind shares

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>win 0:2 against relegation tier club
>"Die Krise ist beendet!"
lmao

OLEEEE OLEOLE

NUUR DEER BVB

SPTW

The secret to his success?

Ramen.

I am so sorry for talking down a team, which has won 1 out of the last 10 games in the league.

>dahoud
fucking sandnigger

>"Für Stöger muss sich das anfühlen wie 3 Unentschieden auf einmal."
ok, funny

considering they lost 2-1 *at home* against another relegation tier club literally 3 days ago it's a start

Wenn du solche Spiele gewinnst, wirst du Meister *puts €2 into the phrase pig*

>if Dortmund loses tonight I will kill myself
:)

>Bosz fired
>Viktoria Gerechtigkeit returns
It's beautiful ;_;

SHALALA SHALALA

NU

Good. Learn your place.

>BVB suddenly on a CL rank again
>everyone wonders why bundes is such a shit show

hmmm

not today friendo, not today

>when the eternal customers are salty again because were BACK
couldnt care less

they'll come back now...

STÖGERED

>weidenfailure smiling as he won the match

>dortmund winning
>with Stöger
>keeping a clean sheet
>despite Toljan and Toprak

holy fuck, am I in bizarro world?

>"couldnt care less"
>proceeds to make post about it on a taiwanese carpet maker forum

Migrants welcome!

now >schalke will draw again tomorrow and we will overtake them next match day

>we

aw maaaan I really wanted dortmund to not win
oh well, we'll still get top four with a win tomorrow

why was schmelzer playing?

someone bench him already

>schalke will draw
Not so fast

schmelzer has unironically been dortmunds best player for weeks

not too wrong 2bh

t.sahin

I was the 2nd best player

weigl has a kind of cringy pornobalken

their worst has been unironically obama ever since october

I wish he'd go back to scoring tap ins at 3-0 up so he could at least look decent agian

>based Streich keeping Freiburg in the bundes

Nazis BTFO

obama has actually done well today and has scored a few goals in the last few games. he's always invisible apart from that evwen when things are going well. I think dortmunds worst player right now is pulisic.

2017 koln vs 2017 benevento
Who would win

>based streich

"no". At least to Pulisic being the worst player. Maybe I only think obama's doing awful because his misses are more noticeable now that Dortmund are short on goals.

Pulisic is far from the worst imo, he still makes a few good sprints now and again. I'd say a defensive player not named Burki takes that title.

>t. AfD voter

Pulisic does nothing but running straight away into two defenders with his head down and losing the ball.

Der würde dich in seinen PoWi Stunden so runterputzen

People who think Streich is smart also vote for die Grünen because they say Merkel is "too right wing"

And they are right

back to Sup Forums

K Y S

streich clearly is a very capable manager and in that regard, smart

Streich is the most intelligent man in Germany, he studied Geschichte auf Lehramt. Brainlets like us cannot understand his wisdom.

Us modern Greens consider Merkel too left wing.

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btw if anyone cares: im really happy that dortmund finally won again.

>"too inelligent to pass my 1st semester maths classes" Denmark

what's wrong with that?

Girls can't into math, it is know.

no

*known

what kind of maths do they even do in econ?
>tfw 2 intelegent to do first derivatives of linear equations

magic shit like Gauss distributions
>oah ne ey schon wieder so kurven hab schon parbareln net gerafft in die schuhle

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAADDDDD

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I care

Can Stöger coach a team without wearing the full fan-shop merch?

wtf i LOVE econ now!
thank you fren
you mean this?

ihr dummen mongos

Yes

better than looking like a bank employee tßh
thats just a capital sigma, standing for a sum

t. retard