/f1/ - Formula 1 General Tractor Cunt Edition

>Countdown to pre-season testing:
timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20180226T08&p0=31&msg=F1 pre-season testing

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/

>Countdown to next FE race
fe-countdown.com

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hülkenberg races without a podium:

>News:
Kubica out of contention for Williams seat, Sirotkin is now the most viable option
Carmen Jorda trying to get the FIA to launch women-only support series
Flörsch and superior racingfu Vivien Keszthelyi both now 17

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youtube.com/watch?v=6ofOmktaV3U
indycar.com/News/2017/12/12-12-Voices-Olson
motorsport.com/indycar/news/carlin-enters-indycar-kimball-chilton-987890/
en.f1i.com/news/288210-hamilton-continues-give-rosberg-cold-shoulder.html
motorsport.com/general/news/female-racers-disheartened-by-jorda-fia-appointment-988315/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Is a tractor an athlete?

it didn't end well for the last person who asked that question

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Why only Canadians slip and fall?

something something about fallen leafs

Reminder that Bianchi faked his own death.

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Winter Stream: Suzuka 88

>Senna On Pole But Stalls
>Slick/Damp Track Conditions
>Senna Wins His First Title

Any reports from testing yet?

Winter testing isn't until late February senpai

In Indycar, Chevrolet tested at Sebring today.
This is the only photo from the test, but here is a video that basically contains what occurred today.
youtube.com/watch?v=6ofOmktaV3U

>Americans

Why is that car using the 2010-2014 livery

indycar.com/News/2017/12/12-12-Voices-Olson
Based Indycar.

Has Will Power been sacked yet, the filthy fuckin banana bending flog?

Nope , He was the one testing today.
Didn't even notice that.

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Goodmorning, it seems about time to start announcing release dates for cars

Nah not until the new year isn't it? We won't see them till ~2 weeks before testing.

Alonso is 6'5"

KIMOA PEAKS

LOS ANGELES UNIVERSITY

Carlin have formed an IndyCar team and have hired none other than Max "Giz a job m8" Chilton.
motorsport.com/indycar/news/carlin-enters-indycar-kimball-chilton-987890/

why is thicctoria in the wag category?
he is neither a wife neither a girlfriend of a racer

>sisterscooch.jpeg

In Holland a sister is a girlfriend.

she's my wag.

>he

Kek'd.

She is banned anyone who posts her gets a 25 place grid penalty.

Team Mouton?

I'd rather start in her pitlane, if you know what I mean.

Jesus Hamilton
>en.f1i.com/news/288210-hamilton-continues-give-rosberg-cold-shoulder.html
>"I last talked to Nico in Japan, but I do not invest any energy in changing our relationship,"

Also, WIlliams plan to anounce their second driver on Friday.

God does not talk to subhumans

>you will never install this much salt in someone

I'm so jelly of Rosberg

He could nearly start mining it and live off that for the rest of his days.

S H O O K
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kek

btfo

Gimi

This is what happens if you do not no fap regularly.

Team Keszthelyi?

I think we're all in no danger of that.

For me, it's Gosia

reminder nico got lucky one year and then went running for his life the moment the season ended because he knew it was impossible for him to beat hamilton again

stay salty

How's Rio, Lewis?

t. Hueis Huemilton

>giving /that/ poster (You)s

Eh, maybe he can trade them for food, cigarettes, or medicine.

Aren't you busy fighting Emus

>Williams
>#WeAreRacing

'no'. I'm sure Sirotkin is fast, but I doubt he can lead a team. Obviously nothing was ever going to come of it, but the fact that they were speaking to Button and Alonso makes me laugh. Yet again, next year they will have a car that they don't know what its full potential is. I can see Paddy leaving the team after next year. Williams are utterly hopeless. I feel bad for the guys in the garage who apparently really took to Kubica.

Pure salt

Lewis got beat. Just accept it and move on.

haha yeah, emus...

>Mansell and Piquet
>Prost and Hill
>Jones and Regga
>Senna and Hill
>Mansell and Rosberg
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>Stroll and Sirotkin

>Maldonado and Senna

But at least this year they seemed intent on actually doing something about next year. Mark Hughes said that the speed difference between Kubica and Sirotkin wasn't that much, so they've definitely taken the extra money.

tbdesu I don't think Stroll is even that bad. He's shown he has the speed at times, and even if he's had all his opportunites handed to him he's made the best of them. I know his podium was meme as fuck but I feel he deserved it all the same.

Is this F1 related?

Yes, it's a black person roll-playing as Stroll

If you don't count the meme podium he got humiliated by Massa, especially at the wnd of the season, humiliated by the same guy who was so old he got dizziness by driving on a track with lots of turns

>Stroll-playing

For a kid he wasn't so bad imho. His consistency was shit though. But he's only like 12 or something. I think some speed is there but he hasn't worked out how to use it yet.

My sides are careening off the track like an errant Williams

Winter Stream: 89 Germany

>Senna On Pole
>Warm & Cloudy Conditions
>Prost Looses Top Gear

>>Stroll-playing
damn it, missed that

How do I get into Stroll playing /f1/? Do I go yell at my dad to buy me an f1 seat?

Could always ask your mum

>ask mom get into Red Bull
>ask dad get into Williams
The choice is clear.

post mum

and sister

good post

No sister and my mom refuses to take pictures.

You'll make it to F3/Indy Lights at best then.

How will /f1/ react if he somehow manages to get a podium?

We will frantically look for loopholes and rules violations to have him removed.

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SW-521

The page limit will be reached instantly.
Somebody better have ByeByeVettee.webm ready by the time HULK crosses the finish

Dr. Pavel I...

/f1/ would be a Sticky

>tfw no gazoo harem

Winter Stream: Monza 89

>RON MAD
>Senna On Pole
>Prost To Swap w/ Berger In 1990

Max's father is a big wig with a large company(Gallagher Insurance) and is likely funding a large portion of the Carlin operation through it.

motorsport.com/general/news/female-racers-disheartened-by-jorda-fia-appointment-988315/
>Leading female racing drivers have called the appointment of Carmen Jorda to the FIA's Women in Motorsport Commission "incredibly disheartening" and "a backwards step".
>IndyCar racer Pippa Mann, 2015 British GT4 champion Jamie Chadwick and GP3 racer Tatiana Calderon all expressed concern at the implications of the Jorda decision.

At leats Mouton has some decent news from this shitshow
>"We are also working towards an FIA Women Drivers' Academy, so we will have a good range of projects covering girls and women from eight to 20 years old, and the FIA shows that it is fully supporting women in motorsport."

Katherine Legge is one of the few female drivers I thought would have done well considering her results in Formula Atlantics(it was like a 26 cars field with lots of talent). That didn't pan out.

There are a lot of biological and environmental considerations for why women have trouble in motorsports.
Aptitudes between men and women are different. Spatial reasoning and mathematics are a stronger suit of men, motorsport reflects those traits well.
Which in turn means you have a small sample size of women actually interested in racing to begin with, which means that not many try, even fewer actually make it anywhere, and even fewer still will find any success.
Another reason is women effectively have to give up on having children to race, seems to be a miserable life choice. No team owner is going to keep a driver's contract going through a year of pregnancy.
Racing is also very dangerous and if there's one thing that triggers men more than anything, it's seeing a woman hurt. It's a biological instinct evolved in men, most team owners are men and that may be a factor when they're signing drivers. Men are considered more expendable by society, they hold many dangerous jobs and account for 95%+ of workplace deaths.

The biggest reason is that girls are discouraged from being interested in racing/karting because "it's a boy's sport"

>Another reason is women effectively have to give up on having children to race
Not all women want children

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>tfw no turbo to cuddle

>it's all environmental!
Women are neither brainwashed for or against racing. They just have no natural drive to competition like men do.
Evolutionarily, women rarely have to compete for mates. Roughly 80% of all women who have ever lived had offspring. Quite a contrast to the estimated 40% of men who had to compete tooth and nail for mates.

Combine the lack of need for competition with a lack of aptitude (as strongly as men) towards mathematics and spatial reasoning.
The demographics we see in racing are justified on Darwinian and environmental grounds.

>not all women want children
That's just what women tell themselves when they're not ready, unable to have them, or are failing in a sexual system that is so incredibly in their favor.

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I'm going to bite because I am bored.

Pretty sure it's the other way around. Women can have short hair, women can wear jeans, women can be tomboys and in fact it's even found very cute by both genders. Long haired men will get bullied at least in their teen years, men literally can't wear skirts even though with the right style it will be extremely manly (like gladiators. Balls so big they don't fit into the pants), androgynous men will get called faggots and soyboys and bullied to hell unless it's on Sup Forums and even then they just want to fuck you while calling you a faggot.

>Wow! A girl gamer!
>Wow! A girl with guns!
>Whoa! A woman who doesn't panic behind the wheel!
>hahaha fucking faggot do you clean your house? I bet your wife pegs your ass?
>cooking? What is your wife for?
>You like fashion? Let's find you a boyfriend then lol


Your post smells of estrogen.

>tfw no emilia to pick me up and cuddle me against my will

>this flag
>this attitude towards women

Looks like someones been spending some time down the local mosque.

>FIA wants to set up a bunch of women only things to foster women in motorsports
>they pick a women that is strongly in favour of this
>for some reason it's a shit show because the person they appointed will somehow stop team's from signing contracts with fast women from these things they set up
>apparently people's opinions and stances don't change over time or anything either
>also people are no longer able to put their personal opinions aside and do the job they are hired for
I honestly don't really get why it's a drama. Is this the the kind of stuff women mean when they say drama? Mountains out of molehills?

keked irl
What a player
What a post

i expect to see your PhD thesis on anthropology on my desk tomorrow morning user


When did I ever say it was only girls who faced this discrimination?

>Wow! A girl gamer!
neckbeards like yourself call them fakes/pretenders/"i bet you only ever play COD" and make them feel unwelcome as "it's a boys' club"

girls who like sports (especially traditionally masculine sports) get bullied too, called lesbians/dykes, "ew. no boy is ever going to be attracted to that"

>Whoa! A woman who doesn't panic behind the wheel!
the irony of this being a "lol girls can't drive" meme

You know too much about women.

Yes, because I don't lock myself away in my bedroom cursing all the dumb sluts who only ever want to date the handsome chads, and instead I actually socialise

I expect to see your dissertation in Sociology and Gender studies soon.
In quantitative genetics, scientists look at variance between populations to determine how much something is controlled by genes and how much is controlled by the environment.
If there are differences unexplained by environmental factors that are controlled for, then it is assumed to be partly or largly genetic (rather than assuming there are unknown confounding factors) for he sake of creating a predictive model.
If the predictive model is accurate, then the underlying science is probably largely accurate even despite not knowing the qualitative characteristics underlying the genetic portions(Qualitative genetics will eventually catch up and either prove or radically change the predictive model).
Quantitative genetics has been practiced for thousands of years and continues to prove accurate through results. Domestic animals are a product of it, the farmers did not know which genes would cause certain traits, but they watched behavior and practiced eugenics until it was to their liking.

How much of a Border Collie's behavior is genetic and how much is environmental?
How much of a woman's behavior is genetic and how much is environmental?

These are stupid questions because it's both and you're no longer comparing variance then.

Hating women doesn't mean I'm single though :^)

Vroom vroom

I think Erdoğan will have a dim view of your homosexuality

An arranged marriage doesn't mean you're good at attracting women though :^)

goats don't count, even when they're female

Tony Kanaan is testing the new Car with AJ Foyt's team.
Indycar has kind of botched the testing schedule as well as the teams who were supposed to test.
Initially it was just supposed to be Penske testing with Montoya and SPM testing with Oriol Servia.(two non-2018 drivers)
Well then at the third test at Sebring, Chip Ganassi Racing was allowed to test with Scott Dixon and Ed Carpenter Racing tested with Spencer Pigot. Josef Newgarden and James Hinchcliffe were also allowed in that test.

A few drivers like Graham Rahal, Sebastian Bourdais, and Marco Andretti(kek) have voiced their displeasure with the testing schedule as it is because they have gotten no testing at all and will barely be compensated(5 hours and two extra sets of tires) for the days of testing that Penske, CGR, ECR, SPM, and now AJ Foyt Racing have gotten.