1.You're a cunt

1.You're a cunt
2.Can your country into space?

1.Polan
2.Yes

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1. Austria
2. Yes, thanks to our soviet friends

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1. Flag
2. Yes

bring out shittily translated pictures from vk

1.flag
2.we're the best at it

Ukranian/Soviet Sergei Korolev
Put a dog named Laika into space where it died
>Polish/German Wernher von Braun
Put a chimp named Ham into space where it pushed buttons
>Canadian Owen Maynard
Put a yank named Neil onto the moon where it planted a flag

Best at using soviet engines and not being able to send people to space?
Your telescopes are nice though.

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yes
space changes you

>Polish/German Wernher von Braun
wut

Well, we shot the first manmade object into space. We probably can.

>Richard Nixon's signature is on the moon
>tfw Nixon will be forever remembered by aliens after humanity is extinct

No. The ESA know it's a bad idea to take Finns into space.

he was born in Germany.
Doesn't count as polish

Actually, Hermaszewski was born in "Kresy" (today's Ukraine) and he was almost genocided by Ukies for beeing a Pole during Wohlen massacre.

Wernher Magnus Maximilian Freiherr von Braunwas born in Wyrzysk

A display of patriotism with no malice or chauvinism from a strong and wise man.
Too bad the flag is bleached to almost white by now, looks as if the Moon has surrendered.

>Best at using soviet engines and
This thing? Actually the engines were purchased from Ukraine and it was a private company doing the launch; I think they're using a different engine now.

Her Excellency the Right HonourableJulie Payette, CCCMMCOMCQCD, Governor General and Commander-in-Chief of Canada is a former astronaut.
Here's a pic of Trudeau bowing to Her

Americans have a long history of using Slavs for heavy lifting.

>they are using different engines now

sorry, but he is 100% German

:^)

>Americans
He means the Soyuz rockets which has one of the best track records and the only way to send people into space atm.

>Too bad the flag is bleached to almost white by now
Is... is this true?

>this breaks the Amerishoot's heart

You have to go back.

kek

Poor guy--his entire family were murdered by Banderites during WWII.

yes thanks to the [spoiler]soviet union [/spoiler]
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>He means the Soyuz rockets which has one of the best track records
Didn't one fail recently and they lost a Progress spacecraft or something?

Too bad we don't use your engines anymore. But hey, we found out how to reuse ours and have them land themselves!
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>Didn't one fail recently and they lost a Progress spacecraft or something?
I wouldn't know anything about this but isn't failure very common? The best track record could mean lots of failure, just less than others

1. Cuban diaspora background
2. Yes in Soyuz 38 with the USSR

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The engines in question were NK-33s which were built for the N1 but never actually used. When the N1 program was cancelled in 1974, the Kremlin ordered all remaining N1 components destroyed, but some guys managed to hide a large stockpile of engines in a warehouse in Ukraine for years. In the 90s, Ukraine disclosed the existence of them.

So anyway, a US company bought a batch for the Antares rockets but they'd been sitting in a warehouse for 40 years and apparently had some undetected corrosion stress on them. When they tried launching a cargo payload to the ISS, the engine experienced a turbopump failure just after liftoff, causing the rocket to fall back onto the pad and explode (ok technically the Range Safety Officer destroyed it just before impact to minimize damage).

>what is Venus
Nobody cared about Mars here.
>Too bad we don't use your engines anymore
You do. Even your renewed moon programm is in oficial cooperation with Roskosmos.

>Nobody cared about Mars here

You think you wouldn't have made almost 20 attempts at it them.

well the question was if your country could into space, not if you're currently using your own rockets. we wouldn't have made it without russians and germans advancing technology.

but the fact stands that our flag is on the moon and one of our guys put it there

You do know that an American (Robert Goddard) invented the liquid fueled rocket in the first place?

>Nobody cared about Mars here

You think you wouldn't have made almost 20 attempts at it then.

>"a metal flying thingie wIth a reactive engine sounds keel, innit?"

No you can't, we can

(*kewl, not keel)

>6 attempts at soft landing on Mars
>9 attempts at soft landing on Venus

Yes, Professor, you don't get as many launch windows for Mars because it's a lot further from Earth than Venus. Thank you for informing us of the very obvious.

Than why don't you ever landed on it? Oh wait, that's because it's much harder.
Also USSR made the first successful landing on Mars.

Actually the first Soviet Mars shot was in 1960 before they even tried Venus.

>Also USSR made the first successful landing on Mars
The Viking probes were not Russian though.

As for Venus, NASA I think never bothered with landers because it wasn't seen as worth it to take like five pics before the probe got destroyed by extreme heat and pressure. It as decided instead to radar map the planet.

Trying a Mars shot that early was borderline ridiculous. Nobody had even figured out yet how to communicate with a probe from that distance.

Same insolation as we get, with no magnetic field or ozone layer. It does a number on pretty much all pigments. The cloth itself should be in one piece, more or less, but any dyes on it will be gone by now.

FWIW we also had the first successful Venus shot (Mariner 2).

Having an astronaut that happened to have a passport of the same country you have doesn't mean your country can into space. Only three countries on the planet can into space.

>Poles during communism
>had astronauts

>Poles during capitalism
>plumbers and prostitutes

really gets the mind joggin

>Only three countries on the planet can into space

Five. US, Russia, China, India, France.

all of them nuclear powers. What is this coincidence?

Nothing other than space programs tend to be a side effect of having ballistic missiles.

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Japan, but they just build a licensed Delta clone.

lyl even India had a successful Mars probe and Russia hasn't managed that in almost 60 years of attempts

1. Switz
2. Yes

He's literally the only Swiss spaceman ever though

Designated sopa de macaco
Yes

China has their own little space station thingie because they were banned from the ISS (I don't remember why though).

They killed the pet dog that was used to test the effect of gravity in mammals and fried it in their space woks.
First person ever deported from space...

There was a period when some Russian engines were used, I think not so much now that SpaceX mostly makes their own engines. It was an effect of how we'd neglected to develop new rocket engines (particularly LOX/RP-1 engines) since the Apollo era. The Air Force in particular objected to using Russian engines to launch DoD satellites.

>Born at age of 76

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1.flag
2. absolutely

At least

>1941, Volhynia
ouch
no wonder he wanted to get away from this planet

so?

> -International- Space Station
>Americans pretend it's theirs

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Why do you think France can rather into space than Germany?

Spen can into space with Pedro Duque :3
I worked at his company btw