ITT: Sup Forums creates a new sport

ITT: Sup Forums creates a new sport

1 flag = 1 rule

If the same flag proposes several rules, the most popular one stands.

No spics or niggers allowed

Semen must be swallowed, cannot be spit out.

It's played by naked women.

Must kneel during anthem

beat me to it

Sounds like porn

All referees are women.

No chinks, gooks, japs, slopes, slants, nips, yellowmen, or pan faces either

leafs aren't allowed to watch/play the game

when you lose, the head coach picks out the 5 weakest players and orders the rest of the team to beat them to death. anyone who refuses is released on the spot.

a bit redundant

After each game, the most feminine boi on the losing team gets BUTT BULLIED

You are only allowed to use your elbows and knees

Only kiwi men are allowed to have sex with the white women

feigning an injury of any kind results in castration.

For every Goal/point scored. They Team that got scored upon has to suck of the Scoring team

So so far we have
>a sport devoid of East Asians, Hispanics, and black people / people of sub-Saharan African descent
>swallowing cum is a requirement
>the sport is played by naked women
>Canadians are not only disallowed from playing, but also from watching.
>Players can only use their elbows and knees
>Only non-Asian, non-Hispanic, non-black, non-Canadian New Zealand men are allowed to have sex with the white women, despite the sport being played exclusively by naked women.
>The team who is scored upon must perform oral sex on the penises of the naked women who scored upon them.

Players are only allowed to move by crab walking

ree where are the rare flags
pls contribute

this some shit they plot as a story into a porno

But they just contribute shit rules that ruin the game.

OK then, we can always end the rules here What would the sport be called? What do/es the ball/s look/s like?

Minimum 30% body fat for all players

> sp inadvertently creating a sport where white women get humiliated just to be spectated by muhammeds, zhangs, tyrones and pedros.

you are forgetting a key aspect of the game here
>white women (with penises)
Also, note the connection between rules #2 and #7.
>>The team who is scored upon must perform oral sex on the penises of the naked women who scored upon them.
and
>>swallowing cum is a requirement

Trapball

wew lad

National Trapball League when?
Also, should there be a Trapball World Cup, or would the racist rules prevent the sport from expanding?

> sp inadvertently creating a sport where degeneration of white masculinity is displayed and get applauded by muhammeds, zhangs, tyrones and pedros.

It's only fitting. We /soyboys/ now