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Brraaappp cannons edition

First for Hank Hill.

Love all you cunts

> 6 posts early

autism

Would love to pump a fat load all over Perry's fat arse hahaha

Dislike everyone here

What did you guys think of the Leafs/Flyers face off fiasco? Personally I say drop the fucking puck

Haha you posted it again. Good for you.

Hey mates. I really really like the OP's pic

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>Ireland-tier asses on Sup Forums frontpage

Fuck pakiball

Need a recent pic, ellyse has bulked up so her ass must be better than in that pic now

can't help it lad, the irish kept on committing crimes and Australia is now full of them

Please answer

send her a message on insta lad, I'm sure she'll be happy to give you vagene shots

t. Moussa Sidi Yaya Dembélé

Hogg's daughter is a braap hog

t. been up in it

Reminder that Belgium has a shitty cricket team and is a literal third world shithole

For me it's a tub of yoghurt for brekkie and skipping lunch altogether

>t.hot-line pajeet

on it lad

This Alabama thing on SBSVICE is pretty cool desu.

>smuglettes

Wish they would smugly let me up in that ass

kek

Predictions for tomorrow lads?
So far I've got:
>England lose the toss
>get physically cooked in the field
Or
>England win toss
>all out for 160
>psychologically cooked

England WILL make 250+ since the wicket is shaping up to be a road like usual. Ever since they changed the soil they used the WACA has been fucked.

Australia will probably declare on 400ish though. Unfortunately the weather is cool instead of being a 40 C scorcher like I was hoping so the English aren't going to die after bowling 10 overs

got my ATAR results lads, 86.80. enough to get into my uni of choice but I still feel like a brainlet

86.8 is decent lad

ATARs don't really mean shit anyway. I got 96 or some shit and some people at uni that got mid 80s did just as well as I did

you are a brainlet
t. 89.90

Congrats lad, which uni are you planning to attend?

anything above 85 usually guarantees some kind of uni spot in a decent degree, not bad

you could also use all the schemes they've got for abos and people with divorced parents to boost your points a little

ANU

shit get, vegemite wanker

Nice, and what program?
KYS syrupnigger

international security studies/international relations double degree

>not STEM

howling, I make $300k starting with a maths phd mate

>maths

Hope that works out well for you

went to the university of life meself (also known as the school of hard knocks)

driving taxis isn't for everyone but I make do

for the trifecta
>works at: single mum/myself

>300k starting
pathetic amount 1.5 million starting with masters of teaching myself

love working with my hands and earning an honest living, couldn't stand one of those cushy office jobs with benefits and job security

for me it's 2 million as an apprentice plumber

>Time Series
>Multivariate Analysis
>Statistical Inference
>Bayesian Inference & Computation

What do you recommend?

for me its 5 million as a forklift operator in a west australian mine

What did they mean by this?

for me it's the dole

>can't regurgitate information that his school (if it's worth its weight in salt would tell you beforehand) perfectly

People who think high ATARs are hard to get are the brainlets.

imagine working with your hands
a worthless existence

86.8 isn't "high" tbqh, if you consider everyone who actually considers year 12 the average is probably like 82

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>if you consider everyone who actually considers year 12

completes

nah 80's the benchmark for not being a total mong
plenty of people take year 12 seriously and end up below it

International security studies at the ANU is really good lad. Far better than IR. Guessing you can get in on bonus points?

BIG
STRONG
AMERICANS

There is nothing appealing about Perth

yeah I got 5 for literal meme reasons but they give basically everyone 5 if you bother asking, it requires 90

I did a double degree because ANU jams it into 4 years and I didn't want to do pol sci or something else instead so I don't mind doing IR as well

for me its regretting actuarial meme degree

who /99/ here

>tfw wanted to do law at ANU but you need a 99 ATAR and they don't accept bonus points but the year before that you needed 92 to get in

how the fuck do they get anyone at all? cunts

Yeah mate. I do international security studies as one of my degrees too too.

IR will smash you with theory and readings, and it's first course isn't very good from all reports.
ISS is far more about the issues that are relevant today, specialising in Asia pacific. So you will be talking a lot about the South China Sea and the Korean Peninsula erc. It's much easier because it's relatable and pertinent to contemporary events. The first year course isn't too hard either, as they do a good job of guiding you in. This is despite the fact that the entry requirement is higher than IR.

any course at ANU is like 70% chinese international students lad, they basically pay for its existence so the uni just lets them do whatever for the most part

just do law somewhere else, where you do it doesn't really matter that much so long as you get your foot in the door while studying
pretty sure that some meme university in WA that doesn't even have an ATAR cut off for law has the highest graduate employment rates

Rohit Sharma scored his third double hundred in ODIs lads.

that's most universities Tbh

they make all their money off the chinese and deliberately don't fail them even though they can't even formulate a proper sentence in English

A lot of people get five bonus points for literally getting a B or above in English at school. Unis want domestic students that can speak English, and supplement it with the cash cow that is Chinese students.

Wouldn't mind giving Rohit Sharma's missus the double ton, if you know what I mean.

the secret to doing law at the big unis is doing some other meme degree that's tangentially related and getting a few distinctions, they usually let you move up once you've proved you're capable

it obviously means you waste a year or two of your life on nothing but if you really wanted to get in that's how

gib stream link bhai

>brown people cricket
don't care

60 ATAR here. Am I a brainlet?

Pure law is pretty rare these days. Most pair it with either arts/IR/economics

BASED tradie

>they make all their money off the chinese and deliberately don't fail them even though they can't even formulate a proper sentence in English

100% True. I study at UNSW.

t. Sean

At work bhai, not watching only updates.

>tfw someone I know only just made it into an econ degree because he couldn't do law, got several distinctions and they still didn't let him do law after a year and he's still trying

the utter STATE

hindu musalman bhai bhai

U Never See Whites as one of my mates that goes there calls it. ANU is no better in that regard

wouldn't mind going to ANU if it wasn't in canberra, how anyone can live there is beyond me

Exact same at UWA. I did a post-grad at Notre Dame and I was shocked how white it was.

>wh*tes

yuck

Fuck, might be the same here. Too many times where I and many others thought we'd fail.

is alabama windchime still an acceptable slur for black people or is that not PC anymore?

Is Australia a Chinese colony?

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No

that's just a meme

most of the chinks run off back to china with as much baby formula as they can buy after graduating

>that's just a meme
>right after sam dastyari got booted out of labor for trying to create china 2.0

t. Brett Li

not talking about chinese influence there

we'd have to sack everyone in parliament to get rid of the chinese fifth columnists

good morning dear bros

I have few Chinese friends. Most of them aren't very helpful and lack basic communication skills.
t. Indian

Dropped ANU for this reason

Maybe it's the Go8 thing

The tutors were very lenient while grading the Chinese students during the final presentation.

Sadly true

>most of the chinks run off back to china with as much baby formula as they can buy after graduating
This is quite common, I guess it also happens when they go back during the summer.

sup lads

Tbh the chinese are probably my least favourite ethnic group in Australia. Chinese culture is absolute shit. They're all incredibly selfish and rude people with no concept of anyone else. Hong Kongers and Singaporeans are significantly better though, as are the Chinese coming from Malaysia

>Tbh the chinese are probably my least favourite ethnic group in Australia.
Better than the natives?

Cricket is shit