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Atrocious edition.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

>crest

bonnes postes, mes amis

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A FUCKING LEAF

I knew you would use this picture.
Great edition

I really want to learn latin too. But I'm more interested in learning alsatian right now, germanic languages are cool

Post is masculine, so "bons posts"

Var again proves himself as the best /dixie/ poster.

the fuck is this

well fug, told you I was too lazy to do this right

>Var
no one called me like that before, this is cute.

>Crest in charge of determining best posters.

You're just barely considered a regular poster.

If you can learn English, you can learn German.
Literally the hardest part for me is the noun genders because English has none, and they don't have as many indicators like Spanish or some others do.

Name a better poster though.
There isn't one.

>yfw it'll never snow on Christmas again

Also I'm going innawoods tomorrow, y'all
r8 my howler huntin' outfit
will this protect me from the snek menace?

what shirt is that
very comfy looking overall/10

Turkbud.

Boom, gotcha.

Just get some of pic related and I think you're set.

10/10 nice hat

Turkbud is kinda spastic though.

Who is crest ?

But I don't want to learn german, I want to learn alsatian. The two are really similar anyway.

>noun genders
the worst is that it's different depending the language. It's not even all the same in romance languages.

this is comfy

Which one ?

just some Columbia shirt I picked up at Academy Sports

Excellent idea, the Athenian snake wouldn't stand a chance against that

thank you, texass

That's what makes him so special.

Special in the sense of autism that is.

But I'm just as autistic as he is and you think I'm the devil.

>Who is crest ?

Alberta's flag is just a crest.

>Which one ?

The one that was talking about his shit taste yesterday on the state of beauty concerning nature.

You have many more mental issues than simply autism.

Turkbud and Conway III actually seem interesting as people.
Don't know if I can say the same for the rest of you.

sorry

sorry

Which one is Conway III?

Yeah, I can't speak for other Romance languages, but with spanish you can typically tell by how the word ends, but with German it's more like "fuck you remember it"
Most dialects like Alsatian or Franconian just sound like weird German.
Fuck Swiss German though.

sorry

portuguese is the best romance language

y-you too

>Fuck Swiss German though.
I know a guy from Baden who had to get his gf to translate what the Swiss were saying for him when he first moved there
buncha anti-Habsburg special snowflakes in Switzerland

indeed

I like all of you though :)

Swiss is like the Ulster Scots of German, except people actually speak it.

no that's too late, you broke our hearts

i was just kidding/negging you :^(

Stop toying with us

Everyone there speaks Hochdeutsch too, though, unless you go to the Italian or French part
it's a stunning country though, would recommend

I want a brown gf to punch and scratch me

abuse fantasies are unhealthy. Were you abused as a child?

I want a lute gf to sing Dowland songs with

>It's another fetishizing brown broads edition

It's a joke...

My favorite edition !

>not ironically giving serious replies to joke posts
weak poster
Also, yes, brown gf

"sorry"

>Oldsmobile was one of the most innovative car companies of all time
>Now regarded as the poorest of the poor's car, it's long history of being ahead of its time forgotten
>All because General Motors was retarded enough to force all the divisions to make rebadged Chevys trying to emulate Chrysler's success in the 80's
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this actually isn't true, a good many of them cannot speak hochdeutsch at all, especially rural people.

>wanting a gf that only knows how to play weirdo eastern instruments

hm, that's not what I was told
but then again I wasn't trying to speak to them in German
thank dog everyone in the world knows English, the language of God

i want a devout catholic latina gf to love and have secks with, after marriage of course.

I want a latina gf

Nice post

God speaks french

perhaps once, but not after 1793 unfortunately
would probably be a little awkward

>implying He doesn't speak Greek
Shitskin subhhmans

youtube.com/watch?v=u8LPD6W0PZw

>ywn have a latina girl put out her cigarette on your arm and spit in your face, using you as her personal garbage can daily.

feels bad.

God speaks provençal
His name is Pellegrin

God speaks Hindi

>implying his name isn't Bogdanov

What if God doesn't speak at all and he just projects his will into our minds in a universally translatable message?

Why are leafs so dumb

Are you actually this retarded or are you joking ???????

God is well known to play favorites, silly goy

Well that was a bountiful harvest of (you)s.

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You didn't answer my question.

>80303225@Sup Forums.org/int/thread/80300058#p80300058

ANSWER THE QUESTION YOU FUCKING >CREST

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Latin. He is perfect, after all

Excellent post

>>CREST

thanks
also excellent flags to you

You too, I've always like the niçois eagle

>*lb*rt*

You two should meet up and restore la monarchie

Mine is just as valid as your "God speaks Hindi" theory.

Nope, because God does, in fact, speak Hindi.

I would know, she spoke to me once.

I'm not a nissart, i'm from the western side of the var (the river)

I never understood the Emma Watson meme.
Is it just because half the faggots on this site beat their dicks to Harry Potter?

Could have just been your relative perception of the message. My theory still holds water.

yeah I know you're not, otherwise you'd have the flag of Nice too
Are you native from here ?

Your "theory" holds absolutely nothing other than a cock for how gay it is.

God speaks Hindi, she spoke to me many times.

Yes
>tfw 100% Alpine master race
How it feels to be a plain pleb?

>NOLA is a Shaktist visionary
interesting development, you are now "interesting"
Acadiana is interesting now too.

RELATIVE
PERCEPTION
Lots of people thinks God speaks their native tongue.

am foreign and not really a dixieboo but posting

>get off work
>smoke some pot
>drink a beer
>eat chips and cheese dip
>watch star trek

this is how the evening will commence

>Lots of people thinks God speaks their native tongue.

But I don't speak Hindi, nor do I intend to.

God.
Speaks.
Hindi.

Attempt to prove me wrong, I have the words of God on my side, while you have a cock holding "theory".

welcome to /dixie/ bud

But my theory is fundamentally built on relativism and therefore cannot be objectively proved false.
Checkmate, false prophet.

God definitely speaks french
pic related is proof

meh, I'm not provençal, I'm a saintongeais/bas-rhénan mutt
but I do have some superior blood from my savoyard great-granddad

wtf i'm a dixieboo now

it cannot be objectively proven true either

thus rendering you argument entirely academic

Time for some discussion.

Does the trinity essentially make Christianity a polytheistic religion ?

Provide your answers with your own reasoning please.

straya>>>NZ (lesser straya)>>>bongs>>>>>>>>leafs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yankees

>The south has tons of attractive black women
I wish i was born there