Has never been good at cycling

>has never been good at cycling
>gets given the 2012 Olympics
>suddenly wins everything
>then every english athlete get slowly busted for doping
Are they the most pathetic cheaters of the history of this sport?

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They're Brits. What did you expect?

Still pissed about us using round wheels?

Everybody knows for Froome but somehow everybody is "ooooh" and "aaaah" about him every damn summer
The guy comes from nowhere and wins everything in 2011, this is pathetic. At this point after one century of cheating in this sport we could think we could of learnt but no.

>Be New Zealand
>World class sailing nation
>lightbulb.png
>Get boat builders who specialise in carbon to build our wheels and frames
>(Win America's Cup in the mean time)
>Keep setting velodrome records and winning rainbow jerseys
MUH MUH needle peddle! Fuck the Britishits!

Fuck me, just when you thought the surrender monkeys couldn't get any more pathetic.

>tfw you still remember all those bongs making threads about lance armstrong
lmao just lmao

Thing is no one here really cares about him, he isn't liked anywhere near as much as Wiggo

It's just the sport.

Whoever wins is always a cheater.

To be fair, even the losers are probably cheating.

Most of them at least

It's just staying true to the history of the sport

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1904_Tour_de_France#Race_incidents
> In the last part of the first stage, Maurice Garin and Lucien Pothier rode away from the others. They were attacked by four masked men in a car,[1] but still finished as the first two.
>During the second stage, Antoine Fauré lead close to his hometown, and 200 fans tried to stop the rest of the cyclists from following him. Garin hurt his hand during the incident, and Giovanni Gerbi was knocked unconscious, and had to give up with broken fingers.[4] The situation was only solved after race officials fired shots in the air.[1] Further on, nails and broken glass had been spread along the road, which caused many flat tires

>During the race, nine riders were excluded because of, among other actions, illegal use of cars or trains.
>The Union Vélocipédique Française (UVF) started an investigation after complaints from other cyclists. Their investigative committee heard testimony from dozens of competitors and witnesses, and, in December 1904, disqualified all the stage winners and the first four finishers.

>During the race, nine riders were excluded because of, among other actions, illegal use of cars or trains.

i'm fucking dying

>illegal use of cars or trains
Bring back the old days please

Doping isnt the reason Lance Armstrong is hated

>Trains, Bikes and Automobiles is considered the height of French Cinema.

Chris Hoy won golds in 2004 and 2008 you despicable lying cunt

>remove 6 cycling golds from 2016 medal haul
>still 11 more than france

hmm, really makes you think

>uk has 22 golds in last 3 Olympics
>next highest is USA, Spain, France with 4
>every other country only has 30 combined

Lmao stay mad losers

The car is crazier than you might think, they tied a piece of cock to the back of the car and held it in their teeth to get pulled behind it

seems perfectly natural for Brits

>build something up
>slowly get exposed by the rest of the world
>be in denial and live in the past

stay mad at our sporting superiority muhammed

Cheating and Professional Cycling are basically synonyms.

>when Serie A teams rigged matches they were professional cycling
>the New England Patriots are often accused of professional cycling by their haters
>every single Professional Cyclist takes part in professional cycling

they are the most pathetic at everything, have you seen english ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''women''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''? lmao

Fake news

Darts m8, darts.

>salbutamol
>ohmgod this is horrible, pls stop this rain of chemical death on our sport

Frogs still mad our wheels are rounder than theirs

>""""""""""""""Asthma"""""""""""""""

almost as funny as spanish """"employment""""

also fuck off, your country literally sent able bodied people to the special Olympics to try and win medals and lets not even mention how fuentes doped all of your athletes. kek

>I am sworn to Ner'zhul!

>suddenly get good at sport

And this is why nobody will ever believe Britshits again.

if you need drugs to compete in peak shape, and that drug is a controlled drug, then you shouldn't be allowed to compete with it at all. no "maximum limit".

it's that easy.

the eternal anglo strikes again

>>During the race, nine riders were excluded because of, among other actions, illegal use of cars or trains.
That's pretty /n/

*blocks your path*

it's fun, because 99% of pro cyclists have """"""""""""""Asthma"""""""""""""""

roidwheel truly is a sport for dying men

>sailing
>velodrome

>they tied a piece of cock to the back of the car and held it in their teeth to get pulled behind it
Sounds pretty fucking gay

don't understand why the English are so ugly Tbh

most Australians are English or English/Irish and are much, much better looking than the poms

>never been good at cycling
>literally change the rules to stop GB winning so much

>almost as funny as spanish """"employment""""
Fucking rekt

Mark "Road racer, gook eraser" Cavendish

>being this upset about cycling
>fucking CYCLING
screeching

Go cry about it some more you pathetic mongoloid

It's not that far fetched. Nibali was thrown out of the Giro? few years ago for holding onto a car. And that isn't even the only similar incident in the last few years.

It's cycling... who cares?

Everybody cheats in cycling so it’s whatever

The whole Mo Farah shite with the BBC annoyed me though

England's brave clean athletes beating the big bad doping Russians

reallymakesyouthink.jpg

Because only the best went to Australia m8

>true alpha criminal males, no soyboy aristocrats allowed
>ladies were prostitutes, i. e. super hot women according to the market
>the fusion of these two elements give birth to the Australian Übermensch, who's both strong and beautiful, and made even better by the uncompromising climate

My body is ready for the Australian century desu

>Mo Farah shite with the BBC
Wait, he shits with his big black cock? Truly a fine British lad desu

Mark 'eat rice, pay the price' Cavendish