>The Mummy is a woman
>Set in modern times
Why would anyone think this is a good idea
The Mummy is a woman
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John Foster
>The Mummy is a woman
Well no shit, men can only be daddies.
Jeremiah Ward
Rip-off from Enchantress.
Noah Roberts
this
Jayden Sullivan
then how does Cruise turn into a Mummy? checkmate cis-trumps
Asher Wright
The trailer has issues, but it looked semi interesting until this Enchantress 2.0 bitch shows up and ruins Tom's hard work
Jaxon Martinez
>mummy remake is tracking poorly and is a laughingstock thanks to that one trailer
>studio is desperate to turn this around with reshoots
>add post-credits scene with an old grizzled Brendan inviting Tom Cruise to the Monstervengers
could it happen?
Samuel Morales
Dominic Diaz
>add post-credits scene with an old grizzled Brendan inviting Tom Cruise to the Monstervengers
This is already happening with Russell Crowe as. Dr. Jekyll
Levi Sanders
Tom Cruise is a fag in real life but I'll watch a rip of this because the clip of him walking slowly in the forest with a bat in his hand ready to bash some zombie skulls looked kino as fuck
Nathan Taylor
Women are literally ruining everything
Wish I was living in the 50s
Jaxon Reyes
I just can't wait to see Tom Cruise and his obligatory running scene.
Alexander Collins
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Henry Morales
What would be so bad about that? Women were a lot sexier in the 50's and not tryhard slagshit
Sebastian Ross
uuuuuuAAAAAAAAAAH
Daniel Jackson
It would be great. That's what I'm saying
Ian Rogers
is this real?
Samuel Jones
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Eli Cox
I can't stop fucking laughing. I'm picturing Lucas running the pitch meeting for this movie and him saying "And then he just keeps going "AAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAA!" with no other soundtrack!" to that guy and him giving him that look.
Dominic Kelly
Yes, the 5.1 audio got fucked when they uploaded it to youtube. It got taken down eventually.
Austin Diaz
Oh thank you for the biggest laugh I've had in a few days
Jason Walker
kek
Josiah Campbell
Buena
Lincoln Flores
This will literally never not be funny
Zachary Garcia
Whoa whoa WHOA, I think you need to check your privilege. Mummy's can be any gender, it's 2017. My mummy was born male as was my daddy m8.
Ryan Rivera
I thought the Valerie Leon one was boring. Good luck if they make it out alive.
Camden Carter
no brendan
Mason Stewart
>Welcome to a new world of Gods and Monsters
Nice touch.
Joseph Wilson
Why dont they just throw a cruise missile at her or something?
Grayson Gutierrez
They are.
Evan Sullivan
Go to bed dad
Leo Miller
and she doesnt die?
Levi Carter
She dies eventually from AIDS because he's gay.
It's a very long film.