Girlfriend is doing an internship in Chicago

>Girlfriend is doing an internship in Chicago
>American internet is so shitty she can't even access Skype

Why is American internet so fucking bad guys? I thought they were first world.

she's lying

>his gf unironically is a yank lover
kill her before you an hero

stop feeding tyrone you anglo piece of shit

VARSITY

Same but she’s in cologne. Also Chicago has good internet. Maybe her unit or cell service sucks.

>He still thinks she's in Chicago.

Howling.

she's being occupied if you know what i mean

>hey bby yeah I still care about you a lot
>wait, something is weird
>*shhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhh*
>baby it's cutting off
>*fucks campus Chad*

>Chicago
uh oh

Oh, so it's an internship. She's probably in another relationship by now.

she's getting all her holes filled in

It's a monopoly or duopoly wherever it is, so people get fucked.

At least it isn't nearly as bad as Australia.

user...

This has got to be bait.

>Chimpcongo
Damn some nigga is making her British cheeks clap as we speak

Nope, she's lost forever.

SHITTED

DELET THIS

Because our country is really big.

Is that Uncle Jr?

>Girlfriend is doing an internship in Chicago
POLE'D

For you.

Weird, I could see her titties in hd last night when we skyped

>tfw your nephew never had the makings of a varsity athlete

>HONEY, I CANT TALK RIGHT NOW INTERNET IS CUTTING OUT. WILL BE DAYSSSS UNTIL I CAN COMMUNICATE AGAIN BYE BYE

>fucking Chicago

How gullible can you be? Enjoy your """children""".

Lol she's lying to you

He'll be making anti polish rants soon

2bh I think it's funny to think his gf is cheating on him but when literally every fucking poster suggests it it shows they are just projecting a weird cuckold fetish and/or showing off their insecurity about women in flying colors
dumb autists

If she's in Chicago it's more likely the campus tyrone

Doubly so since I assume she's British

>Chicago
BLACKED

No, YOU'RE projecting.

Chicago literally has two separate providers offering fiber internet and is one of carrier exchange points for the backbone services of the internet.

There's few places in the world that have better internet access than Chicago.

So she's outright lying to you.

Blacks have been leaving the city in droves. There are now more spics than blacks here

Odds are the shitty lodgings she was provided have 56k-tier internet in 2017

>Blacks have been leaving the city in droves
Whoda thunk they'd go to Ottawa?

Some of them have. Oprah built a section 8 housing complex for them in the middle of a cornfield around there

I know. I'm from LaSalle County.
As if an economically depressed area full of hillbilly transplants wasn't bad enough, let's move some of the South Side (and its heroin) there. Super.

The state moved a lot of junkies downstate years ago.

There's always been junkies and tweakers in that area. Substance abuse is the only form of recreation.

>niggers going to college
no