Grow a beard

>grow a beard
>it's fucking red
>realize I'm part celtic

Is there a worse fate?

>sun shines on hair
>it reflects red light
>humming birds literally try to find nectar in it

get on my level

Celts > Anglos
You should be glad nigga

I have a red beard. Too bad raping and pillaging is frowned upon these days.

>implying this shouldn't theoretically get you a ton of pussy

Meanwhile, my beard makes me look like a Muslim.

too much of a NEET to get pussy

You could be brazilian

What do you call a red beard brazillian?

>Urangutang

yeah nigga try having a red beard on the balkans, my friends literally call me barbarossa

t. barbarossa

rude

fuck you too m8

>entire family has blue eyes
>mine are dark green and people call them brown

...

>grow beard
>part black, part light brown
JUST

haha diarrhea specs
goggle braps

>both my parents have brown eyes
>I have blue eyes
HA! HA! HA!

you won two coin tosses - based!

>grow beard
>part black, part blond, part red
Quite happy desu

You're quite the mongrel

How can a cultural linguistic group have phenotype traits?

>tfw really hairy
>still can't grow a beard

Irish with some Nordic somewhere

your time will come youngster

You could be half korean half cockasian, and be doomed to have scraggly hair that never gains more than an inch but goes up to the bridge of my nose

>sun shines on beard as it grows out
>makes it look fucking red
will this ever change and match the brown color of my hair? I don't want to go much farther than a light layer of hair on my face, only slightly above stubble, because that point it looks ginger which is fucking ugly.

>tfw 25 and still can't grow a beard worth shit

>mfw reading a thread where everyone makes fun of red hair

wait what?

my beard is red too, i always wondered why that is, are you saying WE WAZ VIKANGZ N SHIET?

Same, I can only grow whiskers, it's terrible.