*softly claps towards you*

*softly claps towards you*
"Bamos user! Bamos! Pass the ball to Cristiano user! Bamos!"

I got this

it's vamos,zividin

>Score a sitter from 4 yards out on a broken play
>Christian makes that pouty face
>Get subbed off immediately
>Zidane headbutts me for not passing to Christian
>Refs give Ronaldo a free penalty later to make up for it
>The keeper gets sent off for saving it
>Ronaldo blasts his second try right down the middle because the refs didn't allow other team to put in another keeper
>Tsssssuuuuuuuuuu

this would probably happen

*pass to sergio bamos*

CORRE CORRE VENGA VAMOS

> solo hemos perdido porque la pelota no quería entrar, saes, son unos jugadores de puta madre que siempre quieren ganar el partido, saes

berbers pronounce the B as V

"For all extents and purposes our strategy will consist thusly... Get the ball to Messi!"

How are the Real Madrid players called in your country, lads?

>Christian Renaud
>Serge Rame
>Marc Ascension
>Lucas Maudrique
>Casimir
>Marcel
>Karim Benzema

Kristian Ragnvald
Herde Gren
Markus Himmelsfärd
Lucas Kråksson (assuming Vazquez means son of crow)
Kazimierz (polish)
Marcus
Generös Zemasson

Кpиcтијaнo Poнaлдo
Cepхиo Paмoc
Mapкo Aceнcиo
Лyкa Moдpић
Кaceмиpo
Mapceлo
Бeнзeмa

>Kristian Ragnvald
Sounds based desu

>Generös Zemasson
Kek

Aии лмao

>stroll past Messi leaving him for dead
>nutmeg iniesta
>biscuits comes in with shoulder barge but bounces off me and rolls around the turf like a spastic kipper
>float in dream cross that leaves pique floundering and the keeper who's name I can't remember crawling on floor like a baby
>Ronaldo taps in ball
>crowd goes nuclear
>teammates mob Ronaldo
>commentators say great skill from Ronaldo, that's why he's the world best player
>man of the match: Ronaldo
>get subbed for not fellating Ronaldo for scoring the goal that I FUCKING CREATED

fuck this shit man

but spaniards love that shit. it entertains their simple minds

Don't be so salty, Luka

*Launches ball into face of young fan*
*Two-foots Cristiano*
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>Cristiano Reinaldo
>Sergio Ramos
>Marco Assunção
>Lucas Mourisco
>Casimiro
>Marcelo
>Carlos Bezerro

>stroll past Messi leaving him for dead
>nutmeg iniesta
>biscuits comes in with shoulder barge but bounces off me and rolls around the turf like a spastic kipper
>get sent off
ftfty

Krystian Ronald
Sergiusz Badylarz
Marek Wniebowzięcie
Łukasz Modrzewski
Kazimierz
Marceli
Kamil Benzyna

Christian Renolds
Sarge Rames
Mark Assen
Luke Mode
Kacey
Marcus
Kendrick Bennedict

Crezza
Sezza
Lezza
Kezza
Mezza
Also Kezza

>Cristiano Reinaldo
Wtf lol

Kalastiaat Runaltoq
Seeqioq Ramusoq
Makku Assersuut
Kasimioq
Marserluaq
Kari Perserajik
t. greenland

>no ić

>Christian Ronald
>Sepp Reimer
>Marko Draufsteiger
>Lukas Wasskur
>Karl-Heinz
>Marcel
>Carl Benz

si si hermano tu casa hermano que quieres te verde falafel pasa hermano

Christian Ronald
Serge Branches
Mark Ascension
Lucas Modrick
Casimir (I have never met or heard of anyone with this name apart from the Casimir Pulaski Skyway)
Marcel
Kareem Benjamin

>Branches

Now that I think of it, Serge Rameau is the perfect French name for Ramos

Chris Ronalds
Sergio Ramirez
Markieff Ascenscio
Luke Rodrikson
Cas
DeMarqeyl
Kareem Binzona

>Christian Ronaldson
>Serge "The Surge" Raymo
>Marco Asenzzio
>Luke Pulisick
>Kassem Meero
>Marchelo
>Carlos Bensoman