Who had the best hair on The Sopranos and why is it Chrissy

Who had the best hair on The Sopranos and why is it Chrissy

gotto be Paulie hehe

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>mfw Paulie does the "heh heh" laugh

Phil

Sil.
Like a fuckin' rock.

This fucker right here.

Shah of Iran

Paulie had a line about AJ's hair in season 6, saying he looked like "Van Helsing" and I died laughing

oh shit I saw the filename right after posting. very nice.

you know Quasimodo predicted all this

did he really have gay sex in prison?

Tony's hair when he's just woke up and it's all fuzzy is super cute

gotta go with Paulie though

Guys, I'm sad that no other show has been as satisfying as The Sopranos. Should I watch The Wire that everyone keeps meming?

No, since it isn't gay if you're in prison and the top

I compromised

I ate grilled cheese off da radiatah

wanted i wanted to fuck a woman

but I compromised

so I fucked a du-

I mean, I jerked off inta a tissue

No he jerked off into a towel

Twin Peaks and Band of Brothers are my two other favorites.

Deadwood is great, but strongly lacks a good final season.

Furio and it's not even close

It's not even debatable

Watch The Wire, True Detective season one, The Shield, and Breaking Bad.

The minute I saw AJ in season one I knew he'd be one of those "cute kid who doesn't properly transition into a normal looking adult" people.

No thanks, Reddit.

i always found him very attractive even if he's ugly and looks like a typical south italian who dropped out of school at 16

Sean Gismonte.

Why was an """"Italian"""" guy called Sean anyway?

What do I give a fuck? Watch it or don't.

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Why was AJ played by an Irish person?

Memes aside, what the fuck was his problem?

20 YEARS

He thought he was being pushed around and he decided he wasn't going to take it anymore.

Another one of those guys who thought he was owed something for being in jail for a long time. He knew damn well that you are only as good as this week's envelope in the mob.

can't believe it took this long to post Sil

look at that lion's mane, holy molly

Jr is top tier bald

Let's state the obvious

Kind of sad that it's a wig. Guy got into a car accident years ago and can't properly grow hair on his head.

Finn Detrolio, my arch nemesis

is that why he's got that bandanna on all the time?

Yes.

oh, poor guy. he's still a cool fucking cat, tho. Love his music.

Yeah this.
It's like he styles it every morning with cement and super glue.

Italians and Irish tend to mix, they're both the scum of america

Memes aside, what the fuck was his problem?

13 posts in and no 'watch it chrissy' posts

ITT: plebs

It's no even close. Paulie rocked it and kept it full.

Jerking off into a tissue

>he's still got it all
Would be great if all men could retain it.

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

wut

Except he looks good you lame brain.

is that his real hair?

Fuck, they need to make a Zappa biopic NOW

that would be pretty sick

He looks awesome with the facial hair. Nice.

jesus christ that is some nice hair

Can we harvest his genes to eradicate hair loss.

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This nigga is literally Santa

moulignon detected

I want a Chris does Hollywood spinoff

italian version of david benioff

My favorite scene. (picrelated)

he looks like he has the "blast back" haircut from fallout 3

the wire is pretty bad

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Fuck off reddit, you can't do anything right

MOJ Guy (who was clearly a relative of Eugene Pontecorvo) right before he obviously kills Tony Soprano in the diner in order to avenge Pontecorvo's suicide.

>about to kill Vito
>Phil comes out of the closet

The dark humour

>ywn be as cool as Bunk

why does it matter? he looks like a kid tony and carm could produce

Holy shit, is that the same jacket???

he was out of touch, the world moved on without him

its a members only jacket

I'd bet money on it. He probably wore it on purpose as a tribute.

Shut the fuck up you little retard.

Holy fucking shit, that's insane. This show never ceases to amaze me.

you'd lose that bet

Not a chance, pleb. And I'll also bet it was the very same jacket selected out of wardrobe... and that too was intentional.

He was a Jew.

His grandparents died in the holocaust you heartless fuck.

This guy.

Tupet. Doesn't count.

no

he has no hair on his scalp actually, he got in a car accident like 20 years ago and he wears sashes and shit on stage (he's also the guitarist for Bruce Springsteen)

Tell us another fairy tale, grandpa...

the wire is very good, albeit not a consistent. mad men is also good, although it's not as deep as it claims to be and there's a fair amount of filler. true detective s1 is great--season 2 is a mess but an interesting one. nothing else is close to being in the same league.

The Sopranos
The Wire
Deadwood
Mad Men

those are the 4 greatest shows ever made and in my opinion there's a wide gap between them and the next level (Breaking Bad, Justified, The Shield)

yeah probably, but like Tony said to his Melfi, guys get a pass when they're in prison because men have needs. However, since the Shah was extremely homophobic even by mafia standards, he probably hated himself for it and took it out on Vito by killing him and then shoving a huge pool stick up his ass. That family shit the Phil used to justify the murder was just him trying to justify it to everyone else.

Neat fan-fiction, retard.

>you never did and never will have a hairline like that
>tfw 28 with big forehead

Post it

>braindead tonylives calls me a retard.

Poor you.

In all seriousness, what the fuck is up with this guy's foreheard? He basically doesn't even have a forehead at all. Same with the guy who plays Big Pussy.

That said, mirin hard. I wish I could have a full head of hair like the Shah of Iran when I reach old age.

baka when will Tony-lives fags learn, user?

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I know that feel, user. Everyone in my family has thick fucking hair. My grandfathers both died in their 80s with full heads of hair, uncles on both sides all have full heads of hair, dad is 57 and his hair still look's like Han Solo's, etc.

I never even considered the possibility of going bald. And yet I realized my hair was thinning/receding at the corners at age 24. Now I'm a year older and it's already thinned considerably with fairly thinned/receded temples. It's not so bad that it's terribly noticeable, but if it continues at this rate, I'm going to be one of those dudes whos a chrome dome by age 30.

Fuck, my hair looks like pic-related and it's only a matter of time before I'll have to shave it all.

Tony's eventual death is never shown on tv, therefore it's on YOU to prove he died. Protip: you can't prove it.

Your mom was clearly fucking around with a bald guy.

Baldness is inherited from the mother's side, actually.

See:

Pro-tip; you are the reason David Chase will never work in TV again and are literally too dumb to truly appreciate or understand what he was trying to show on screen