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Been thinking about Emma Watson's soapy nipples lads.

>Not a billionaire, my dad owns a building company

bought a new pair of sneakers

what's a taig

australia is god's own country

feel utterly blessed to be a citizen of this sunburnt land

babestation

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A mick

Nice ozone layer lad, has it regenerated yet?

business idea: restore the british monarchy in ireland

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plannin' a bit of sneakin' are we? i've got my eye on you sunshine.

He's such a smug looking cunt

would love to contort his face like ductile metal

closer to hell than heaven honestly

what happens when you run out of habitable space

can't take him seriously as an actual actor since i just go "why is the guy out of the chase in this film"

a pyramid scheme perhaps

Moving to New Zealand tomorrow

would heem this snivelling little tadpole straight through a brick wall if he ever had the unmitigated gall to step within 5 kilometres of me

bet he's a right cunt in real life. probably a deranged psychopath who beats his wife and stamps on cats

>australia is god's own country

actually honey - i.4cdn.org/wsg/1507320142386.webm

There are parts of Australia where you could set off a nuke like the one that hit Hiroshima, and nobody would ever know.

goodnight lads :3

>kilometres

The cattle would disagree with you

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nah

any chicken man in?

actually sweaty

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Bit TOO zany for my taste.

the gf

business thought: irrigate the middle of australia and turn in all into a big forest

Don't think I've ever seen such an ugly person in my entire life

I live there

Shut up in a lonely mansion, with police night and day

Patrolling the gardens to keep the assassins away,

He got down to work, to the task of settling the fate

Of millions. The maps at his disposal were out of date

And the Census Returns almost certainly incorrect,

But there was no time to check them, no time to inspect

Contested areas. The weather was frightfully hot,

And a bout of dysentery kept him constantly on the trot,

But in seven weeks it was done, the frontiers decided,

A continent for better or worse divided.

W.H. Auden, 'Partition'

That's obviously not one of the places I was referring to.

love 'zealand

'fraid so m8

reckon you could drop a MIRV or 2 in brighton and nobody would notice either

Nothing would grow, the ground's completely salinated and has loads of ferrous metal in it, as well as clay and so on and so on

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Would really love it if she were my gf.

Always confuse Ernest Bevin and Nye Bevan

Guy must have a two digit IQ

me and a mate

>yanks STILL borrow our language

Can I sleepover :3

business idea: something else

pewdiepie lives there

yeah my flatmates are a pain though

made a post that i run a runescape server last thread but i don't even remember making it. and it's not true. think i'm going insane

still can't wrap my mind around that fact
or mayhaps i am thinking of another brighton?

business idea: 9/11 but with the Sky Tower

How about right, you guys install a massive underground battery underneath that soil, and line the entire outback with solar panels, lots of jobs would be created because somebody would have to fit and maintain these solar panels, and lots of clean energy would be generated. Just look at what they're doing in the Mojave and so on.

Bradley John Walsh is an English actor, comedian, singer, television presenter and former professional footballer.

You wish you were as talented as him mate

her leaks were great

solar panels cost more than they're worth

Don't forget to check your euromillions tickets

business idea: one of these fucking THOTS actually responding to me

Best selling British debut album of 2016

He's about 50 mate, it wouldn't be fair to compare his IQ to mine because he'd look like a dribbling spastic compared to the modern millennial's IQ. Yes, I do wish I had the same opportunities as him, particularly in the football bit. However, being an actor, a presenter, singer and comedian all seem a bit boring to me.

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CHOON

>THOTS

FOY

SHHH don't tell them that spastic... fucking delete this right now

been watching a bit of Hyde Wars
stay safe sam

sorry
slags*

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a success unlike his runt critics

based!

Going to bed
Good night x

yeah, she is a proper dirty tart. typical norwich slag

Girlfriend's got this habit of going to sleep without saying goodbye or goodnight. Very sad.

Love God love his son Jesus love the Church love the Bible

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r8 for me pls

don't wake up x

Hello!

Who's that, your mum?

mormonism is the final and ultimate redpill

not clicking what is it la

any new mmorpgs

no, that wrestler

hello grandpa

off to bed lads, good night

i keep grabbing my cat by the head and shaking it violently
every now and then I slam it against the bed lol. feel kind of bad but he still keeps coming back

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ngl (nigel)

is he ok

Always impressed by how successful David Lange was at spinning himself out of his involvement with Rogernomics

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think so

juan puncho

>offer someone a job
>they kill you
the mindset of the lower classes

this lad used to work for me

always sad when an employee passes

Saw a cute girl looking at me in class a few days ago
Made eye contact with her for a bit
Am I Chad now?

that actually makes you more of a virgin lad sorry

just bought a thom browne cashmere sweater

bender

Dang it