It's quiet

>it's quiet
>TOO quiet

>Do you hear that?
>I don't hear anything...
>Exactly.

WHO PLANTED THIS WHEAT

>Monster movie
>Character sees something suspicious for a split second
>"What is it?"
>"It was nothing."

dumb frogposter

>What's plan B?
>That was plan B!

>it's just stress getting to you

>funeral scene
>guy standing by a tree in the distance

>it wasn't nothing

>don't interfere
>he's mine

>SURPRISE ATTACK COMING FROM ABOVE!

>hi! How are you?
>I'm good, what about you?
Who talks like that?

ᶦ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ FUCKS ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ

>"IS THAT YOU, STEVE?"
>"C'MON, STOP FOOLING AROUND, YOU GUYS!"
>"HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE?"
>"THIS ISN'T FUNNY!"
>Gets brutally killed, thankfully.

>funeral
>it's raining

>lights go off, pitch black
>previously unseen monster makes scary noise
>hello darkness my old friend starts playing

>"I have a bad feeling about this."

>villain and henchmen corner the unarmed protagonist
>throws away his weapons and armor and tells his men to stand down
>mano a mano

>opens medicine cabinet
>tense music
>closes medicine cabinet
>nothing happens

>scientists gives the definition to something
>someone responds "In English, please!"

>GAME OVER MAN
>GAME OVER
>WHAT WE GONNA DO NOW ?

>That was too easy.

>friends of yours?

I fear the day when there will be nothing you can say in a movie that isn't a cliche.

>Spaceship flying by
>Spirit in the Sky playing

I have bad news for you....

>we're walking into a trap
>I know

>I'll get the ugly one?
>Which one is the ugly one!?

>character has villain at gun point
>pulls trigger
>cuts to birds flying away from tree

>character explaining worm holes
>folds a piece of paper and pokes a hole in it

>is that a gun??

>Where'd you get that?
>Nevermind, don't tell me.

But that's the simplest way to explain it to people who don't know how they work.

frogposters: mature, talented individuals with good prospects and happy lives

dumbfrogposterposters: bitter naysayers, pessimistic and irritating, held in contempt by all who know them

>funeral
>it's raining
>everyone has black umbrellas

>And this is for! *punch*
>And this is for! *kick*

>In the common tongue it says: One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them. One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
>IN ENGLISH, GANDALF

>We are not so different, you and I

>What happened to you?
>You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

*The first line from the Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel