>it's quiet
>TOO quiet
It's quiet
>Do you hear that?
>I don't hear anything...
>Exactly.
WHO PLANTED THIS WHEAT
>Monster movie
>Character sees something suspicious for a split second
>"What is it?"
>"It was nothing."
dumb frogposter
>What's plan B?
>That was plan B!
>it's just stress getting to you
>funeral scene
>guy standing by a tree in the distance
>it wasn't nothing
>don't interfere
>he's mine
>SURPRISE ATTACK COMING FROM ABOVE!
>hi! How are you?
>I'm good, what about you?
Who talks like that?
ᶦ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ FUCKS ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ
>"IS THAT YOU, STEVE?"
>"C'MON, STOP FOOLING AROUND, YOU GUYS!"
>"HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE?"
>"THIS ISN'T FUNNY!"
>Gets brutally killed, thankfully.
>funeral
>it's raining
>lights go off, pitch black
>previously unseen monster makes scary noise
>hello darkness my old friend starts playing
>"I have a bad feeling about this."
>villain and henchmen corner the unarmed protagonist
>throws away his weapons and armor and tells his men to stand down
>mano a mano
>opens medicine cabinet
>tense music
>closes medicine cabinet
>nothing happens
>scientists gives the definition to something
>someone responds "In English, please!"
>GAME OVER MAN
>GAME OVER
>WHAT WE GONNA DO NOW ?
>That was too easy.
>friends of yours?
I fear the day when there will be nothing you can say in a movie that isn't a cliche.
>Spaceship flying by
>Spirit in the Sky playing
I have bad news for you....
>we're walking into a trap
>I know
>I'll get the ugly one?
>Which one is the ugly one!?
>character has villain at gun point
>pulls trigger
>cuts to birds flying away from tree
>character explaining worm holes
>folds a piece of paper and pokes a hole in it
>is that a gun??
>Where'd you get that?
>Nevermind, don't tell me.
But that's the simplest way to explain it to people who don't know how they work.
frogposters: mature, talented individuals with good prospects and happy lives
dumbfrogposterposters: bitter naysayers, pessimistic and irritating, held in contempt by all who know them
>funeral
>it's raining
>everyone has black umbrellas
>And this is for! *punch*
>And this is for! *kick*
>In the common tongue it says: One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them. One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
>IN ENGLISH, GANDALF
>We are not so different, you and I
>What happened to you?
>You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
*The first line from the Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel