Megamillions jackpot is at $540 million, have you gotten your ticket yet?

Megamillions jackpot is at $540 million, have you gotten your ticket yet?

No :( I did a survey at walmart. Maybe I'll win some money there.

Yes

ye, 5 tix with multiplier

BLESS ME GREAT KEK

story of my life....

What would Sup Forums do with half a billion?

I think I'm gonna buy a ticket tomorrow.

Whats a multiplier, and how much does it cost?

Yeah picked one up while filling up the jeep earlier

How is this politics?

...

its not, its summer

Yes

None of you are ever going to win.

Good luck

Yes, I got my .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 % chance to win

Good luck

Paid my idiot tax today. I was making my way home from the mountains and stopped in Bishop, CA and bought a couple quick picks. 25 minutes until any hope of wealth is shattered.

More like really

If the winner shared the winnings we would all be millionaires. ~Hernie Panders

>Kek please bless my digits

the lottery is a tax on the poor hopeful and stupid.

A boy can dream

Open an abortion clinic on every street named after Martin Luther King Jr

>buying into the lottery
>when you have less of a chance to win

fucking morons

Of course I wouldn't waste money on lottery tickets. I'm not a nigger.

It's a dollar. Who gives a fuck. I've lost more than that in my car seat.

>claim to be redpilled
>pay the idiot tax

Fucking kek, it's simple mathematics.

Some of us can spare a dollar every once and a while.

that's not the point

These are the winning numbers
18 23 45 11 34 powerball 03

You're welcome

My favorite joke my dad used to tell me as a kid

>what has 3 balls and fucks niggers?
>the lottery

Thank you BASED Old man

If digits I drive to idaho tomorrow and buy the winning ticket.

Kek please bless me but its really not a big deal if you dont

Love you frog senpai