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weekend edition

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the 'f

5'11" 16st here

not fat just a powerlifter
simple as

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any radcen man in?

i alem rat movie YEEEEEEEEEE

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>can't sleep
>skin feels like it's burning and freezing at the same time so can't stay on top of or under covers
>headache
>feel dehydrated
feet hurt

Decidedly not comfy

is the AMWF lad about
came across this on the national maritime museum's website and thought of you x

Faced bigger cunts in "gaol" have you?

What was it like being bum rushed then? Bet your anus is like a wind instrument now

who is marmandy jones

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literally me right now

cuts through meat like butter

am bob marlry if he was an rat and a little ivnyl recored

Never lost a fight. you're probably a shittier fighter than Lebs LOLing at you

twitter.com/NIGGADEMICS/status/901801040269508609
how do we fix the weeb problem lads?

>literally all leftycucks

Why are the books written by the british always filled with fancy words americans don't use?

An actual Emma Watson quote:

>"I tend to get a bit gassy on the set. All the fish and beans I expect! [laughs] David Yates on more than one occasion declared me the smelliest girl in Hogwarts! [shrugs] I don't know, I just think it's empowering for girls to fart."

imagine being a cop and getting assigned one of the homo cars

don't know how people can fall for these fakes

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got to keep up appearances
imagine the embarrassment they'd face if the wider world realised they're just mini-yanks these days

>jupiter
>mark "go the fuck back to turkey" rutte
>turno
>mmusi "ending apartheid was a mistake" maimane

>lefty

I've been fighting since I was 13 little boy, been in plenty of scraps, men twice my age and I've came out on top. You sound a little intimidated by me if I'm honest

[...] your view [...] is a little off the mark with that view

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forced trips to east asia

drew this and the virgin walk pic

american wordsmiths don't wish to discombobulate their readers

Real scared of someone who won't come visit me face to face

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doing a poo
on a shoe
to throw at you

>mini-yanks calling others mini-yanks

Dog bless America!

I'd actually get the satisfaction of pummelling your face in but I have no proof its you living there. Take me for some sort of idiot lad?

Do you reckon Americans forgot?
Didn't see much about Sept

is john cleese, dare i say it, are lad?
youtube.com/watch?v=VKp7HDv01hk

there's not one single thing wrong with a pair of erect black shafts

i want south america to make an joke agin very please... he is best of this tread..

>9th of november
looks like they already forgot

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a glib facsimile

I sit here looking at you all squabbling like children and just laugh to myself
If any of you even tried saying half what you type here to my face you'd be decked in under a second
Think on sunshine

fucking christ steady on egghead

wouldn't mind a 12 pack of coke for three bucks actually

Burwood Park Burwood NSW 2134 talk to me when you want to actually meet me and settle this

seen an old army car on gumtree
NEED it desu

CHOOON lads! youtube.com/watch?v=jseTa7HUIDU

>proudly announcing you live in Burwood Park
utter STATE

will gladly fight any cunt here if they show up at the kulgera red rooster parking lot at precisely 3:27 on sunday afternoon

I'll write you a letter and post it with my details on and we can settle this like men, I'll get a budget flight there if I have too. Now its time you learnt not to fuck with people online, you'll regret this. Bellend.

why are there so many methheads in australia?
glad we don't have that shit here

culture of poverty and destitution

I try and post on Sup Forums and this happens

would like to haw (have a wank) but i can't get any privacy

>learnt
it's spelled "learned"

rural australian communities are the most dire places on the planet, meth is just a convenient hobby

heroin is rife too, easy to land on the long unguarded coastline. public loos even in the middle of nowhere often have full needle bins.

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>easy to land on the long unguarded coastline

if we can manage to stop a single refugee vessel from making it to australia for six entire years I don't think drug smugglers will have an easy time of it either

2 people my family used to be friends with are in prison for robbery now because they got hooked on meth after we left

serves you right

me and my mates just landed on Australia's long coastline. Not a single guard to be seen.

how the fuck do yanks even become shut ins
imagine just being able to get in a car with some friends and go driving anywhere for thousands of miles

Ideally, both the fascist and the Marxist would get the bullet, delivered by the true liberal who despises both leftism and rightism.

A disgruntled citizen has received a ticket for spreading manure around an illegal supervised injection site in Ottawa.

The city of Ottawa has confirmed it issued a bylaw infraction ticket for $260 dollars to a citizen on Wednesday in Raphael Brunet Park.

Guy Annable says he was the one to spread the manure as an act of civil disobedience to get the unsanctioned injection site to move away from the park. He said it was part of a “fall fertilization program” to get the park ready for winter.

Annable wants the site, which is run by volunteer-based Overdose Prevention Ottawa, to move to a city-sanctioned site two blocks away.

globalnews.ca/news/3788689/manure-spread-unsanctioned-ottawa-safe-injection-site/

costs money to go on road trips and you need vacation time

Do you still hate the irish based on your historical hatred or are you united now against the menace of the pakis and the boat people?

You can do that here

>refugee vessel
filled with refugees; not a fast drug boat, disguised fishing vessel, speedboat lowered off a cargo ship 15 miles out etc. use your head.

6'1" and built like a brick shithouse

wouldn't the equivalent here be fucking off to malaga or whatever

alri pablo escobar

5'11.9" and built like a brick shithouse

do NOT reply to this post.

i REPEAT

do NOT reply to this post.

Chips and potato scallops for lunch lads

Alri

>costs money
you can just walk into a shop and give a firm handshake and get a job in america then quit whenever you weant

bennies nochance heffy

I'm pretty sure it's 6am m8. Starting early?

>Ex Australian deputy PM suggesting NZ has a gun amnesty just like Australia did 20 years ago
oh fuck off

claymation is theft

doubt it

5'8"

and BROWN

thinking about fucking a dragon lads
pretty exotic i know

the real reason lefties hate the Daily Mail is because it's lowbrow news for proles, it's too shallow and dumb for them, they prefer eloquent work by more educated writers

middle class liberal people really hate working class things even though they claim to like the working class

I'm mostly thinking about the types of comedians who appear on Mock the Week, as well as Guardian readers in general. Sorry to rant lads, I just really dislike smug champagne socialists

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fuck off bender

Rawr.

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

honestly disgusted by this post

seen you post this earlier tonight mate. come up with something new

lads i just had a poooop and i managed to stick my finger in my bum

am i gay now

was there proper motive behind the insertion?

Jesus dude, how new are you?

>he hasnt filtered him

if liebruls are so bad then why are the most liebrul areas really rich

lived in england all my life m8, what about u yank (probably fat and greesy no offence)

haahah