Be wagecuck

>be wagecuck
>work absurd hours (3PM-1130PM one day and then 7AM-330PM the next day) every damn week
>finally get to rest
>turn on nationally televised broadcast of a great American pastime
>another blowout game
>have to pay to watch all the exciting games
>too poor to afford their absurd rates
>nothing else on television except reruns, censored movies with commercials, or reality shitshows
should i kill myself bros

Read a novel

>not just watching games on livestreams
nigga i havent had cable in like 5 years and i watch any games i want from any sport. the internet is magical bro just use google

Who’s this semen demon

Who cares she's fat

find something productive to do with your time i suggest learning a martial art or maybe a foreign language

>be wagecuck
>work long day (leave 7 am, take 715 train, get to work at 8, leave 430, get train at 445, home at 6) for shit pay because im a cuck
>come home tired
>by the time i shower and eat its already past 7
>all thats on now is hockey that i cant get into and >apehoop
>spend my night on internet and watching netflix/other shit
>also no friends/gf to do anything with because of course not im too much of a loser for that oh and also live with parents lmfao

maybe one day the train i take will derail and ill die

>literally get invited to dinner/mall or something by some coworkers tonight and say im busy, why ask the morning of to pretend like i had plans and look busy

/thread

lel nice meme

heh...yeah...that m-must suck

;___;

It's my birthday :)

>be wagecuck
>too poor

Found your problem. Why be a wagecuck AND poor? If you're gonna be poor anyone, be a poor NEET.

just bee urself

You're an idiot no wonder you're a wage cuck. There is something called streaming.

>8 hour work days
cry me a river you pussy

>have to pay to watch all the exciting games
Not if you have an internet connection, you cuck.

>internet connection is free
damn.... so this is American intelligence

>turn on nationally televised broadcast of a great American pastime
Which games? The two primetime games this past weekend were great, really close matchups.

Happy birthday Canada bro
>I-I j-just w-want you to know t-that I-I don't think canada is t-that b-bad

>worked from 5am-7pm
>wen't to the gym
>come home and collapse
>go to work the next day
>walking in the crosswalk
>get hit by car
>tfw still alive and have to work the next day
reeeeee

Thank you my Southern friend. You guys are ok too

NORTH America is above Canada

...

>be me
>be American
>going to work
>get shot
>spend week in hospital
>get nice card from co-workers
>released, going back to work
>fired by boss for missing a week

>work pointless shift
>not even 8 hours usually but get mentally exhausted because it involves a lot of worrying about stupid shit
>too tired to go to the gym because it involves a lot of physical labour too
>look like a mess all day
>go home and watch highlights of a 0-0 in the premier league
>fall asleep realising I turn 30 in a few years

>t. Soyboy

>Be Me
>American middle school teacher
>Official work hours are 7:40 to 3:30
>However, due to time constraints during the day and inadequate planning time in the schedule, I'm actually at the school from 7:20 to 5:00 usually
>Live 30 minutes away from the school along backroads
>Come home and watch sports while still working on educational materials until Midnight
>Usually nothing I'm interested in at all because my favorite hockey and baseball teams are out of my market and I have no idea where to watch the Hornets play
>Give up on everything, surf Pinterest/Sup Forums for an hour and go to sleep
>Get up at 530 and start over again
>$32000 starting salary

what? only soyboys settle for fatties.

>work shit job
>make ok money
>come home too tired to do anything
>get fired
>too tired to do anything

Is there a worse feel?

dude i feel like if i was a teacher i would just spend all summer making the plans for the year. why not do that?

i mean its middle school, just break down every event into more parts.

Happy birthday man hope you have fun

write a novel

Buy a katana, plant an orchard

I got hired straight out of college, had literally no communication from my administrators while working a summer program job at a different school in the same district, made plans for what I thought were going to be my year-long classes, and then found out the week before classes start that I was only getting single-semester classes. Completely fucked up all my plans, and I've been trying to play catch-up since. Next semester should be a bit easier, and I'll make sure to do a better job planning for major setbacks like that next summer.

do you teach smart classes or regular ones with all the dumb kids? i couldnt imagine being a teacher and dealing with the ghetto kids and those types id probably fly into a rage

I teach a Related Arts (Read: Meme) class. I can everybody from the Top to the absolute bottom of the fucking barrel. I had this mixed Hispanic girl write her snapchat ID on my whiteboard yesterday and threaten to kill me if I erased it.

>wagies
When will they learn

source of this image?

Sauce pls

>he watches sports
>doesn't know enough about them to live off of sports betting solely

>pinterest

this
come back when you're working 16 hour days

>working from 9 to 4 with great pay
>able to browse Sup Forums while at work
>able to watch football while at work (muted, but still)
G-good thing I-I'm not a social failure regardless, h-haha.

HOW DO I REACH THESE KIDS

being a teacher is literally the only job i could never ever do

>had this mixed Hispanic girl write her snapchat ID on my whiteboard yesterday and threaten to kill me if I erased it.

well, are you gonna share?

while you live in your house see the difference

Pets are nice.