>the diner has a waitress named joyce
The diner has a waitress named joyce
>she wears high heels
>she asks if she can refill your coffee
SHE SPILLS IT
>there's a police officer at the table
YOU FUCKIN BITCH
>A slouched trucker at the end of the bar
>he flirts with her and she rejects the attempt with a smile like she always does
>Canadian PSA
>the topic of the conversation starts with someone's sudden disappearance or rumors of a wild animal in the forest near the small town
>Hey Joyce!
>Can i have some orange, joyce?
>fight starts in the diner
>"How many times do I have to tell you! No fights in my diner!"
>protagonist sits down at diner
>asks what the specials are
Does anyone actually do this? I almost always know what I want before I visit
>character shits his pants and starts rocking back and forth to smudge it all up his crack and on his balls
>his mum comes in and starts screaming and crying and begging him to just give her one day of peace
>she calls the customer hon
>The cook is a middle aged man in a stained wife beater
>the diner has a damn fine cup of coffee
What am I looking at here?
Bullpup AK.
Are you stupid?
Good lord what is that abomination?
most people order something other than tendies
>What can I getcha, Sug?
im intrigued by this thread. i feel like i'm missing a piece
underrated
>Cook is a gay black man
A FAMAS.