The diner has a waitress named joyce

>the diner has a waitress named joyce

>she wears high heels

>she asks if she can refill your coffee

SHE SPILLS IT

>there's a police officer at the table

YOU FUCKIN BITCH

>A slouched trucker at the end of the bar

>he flirts with her and she rejects the attempt with a smile like she always does

>Canadian PSA

>the topic of the conversation starts with someone's sudden disappearance or rumors of a wild animal in the forest near the small town

>Hey Joyce!
>Can i have some orange, joyce?

>fight starts in the diner
>"How many times do I have to tell you! No fights in my diner!"

>protagonist sits down at diner
>asks what the specials are
Does anyone actually do this? I almost always know what I want before I visit

>character shits his pants and starts rocking back and forth to smudge it all up his crack and on his balls
>his mum comes in and starts screaming and crying and begging him to just give her one day of peace

>she calls the customer hon

>The cook is a middle aged man in a stained wife beater

>the diner has a damn fine cup of coffee

What am I looking at here?

Bullpup AK.

Are you stupid?

Good lord what is that abomination?

most people order something other than tendies

>What can I getcha, Sug?

im intrigued by this thread. i feel like i'm missing a piece

underrated

>Cook is a gay black man

A FAMAS.