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no there isn't

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Yes there is

no there isn't

any meetandfuck man in

imagine sticking your willy in other men's shit-encrusted, hairy bumholes and not only feel that it's normal, but wave around flags to show your pride in it

yeah haha imagine that haha

Yes there is most definately a problem with being bent and liking cocks in you mouth

prove it nerd

If you think about it modern society is a lot like a prison

whoa

*thinks about it*

Just flew to Montana and did a massive stonking great poo in the hotel staff bathroom

mmm yes vodka shots
*pukes*

On beer #10.

Apart from it being gay as fuck you deny yourself the opportunity to fulfil your 1 (ONE) biological purpose in life being to procreate and pass on your genes

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Can drink vodka like it's water honestly

Was thinking of throwing some ready brek in the microwave but might read these 40,000 word essay on being gay instead

um what are surrogates sweetie x

simply refuse to read all that

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not sure how I feel about this
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shan't

won't

you will notice that whenever you see someone promoting homosexuality it's almost invariably a kike or a nonce
really makes you think (about becoming a nazi)

Biological procreation using a man and a woman aka not bent faggots sticking their dicks where their partner shits from

really do reckon about 60% of weebs are up and coming future paedophiles

you will notice that whenever you see someone promoting stupidity it's almost invariably a canadian
really makes you think (about filtering them)

hi

Want her to use me as her personal toilet.

what is artificial insemination x

Believe Americans may be a scourge on this planet.

>biological purpose
>being this spooked

honestly if this was remotely true japan would be some sort of haven for child sex predators yet it has some of the least amount of sex crimes in the world (discounting the train molester memes)

Replace Americans with the Irish and you might have cracked it

AIDs stands for

All
Inserters of willies into bums have
Dis
Sickness

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shannot

Still man and woman

I got my grub on but didn't pig out

You don't know good '80s music.

What is this thread? /brit/ and /Japanese/ merged?

anyone remember the cuckio meme

yes but no japanese allowed

How does it shit?

the day home rule was granted is the day the bell tolled for western civilization

bullshit, japan has rampant homophillia, bestiality and paedophilia. the phrases "loli" and "trap" show how common this is in their media. their age of consent law is disgustingly low. They are a country of irradiated paedophiles and for anyone to point to this place and for the so called conservatives to say this is a society we should emulate shows that they are either complete brainlets or controlled opposition.

fuck off english teacher

hello lads

shit spews out whenever it opens its mouth
as an american you should understand this

Out it's mouth like Americans.

do americans REALLY do this?

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I see we have some comedians in the thread

hello cuckio

my interpretation of this joke was funnier

Reckon we'll trounce Wales lads. 1 - 4

ameriCAN'T

literally cannot remember the last time I actually wanked due of lust and not just out of boredom

"what's this, nothing to do? better take the ol' willy out for a spin wahey"

I don't care. I decided to dwell here and keep shitpostin till the thread die.

They try to push shit to another in the internal guts, then weaker one has to throw up shit from the mouth.

Konichiwa. Why don't you come to this wonderful island? I'm treated like a princess and every woman I meet falls in love with me.

going to the gym

same but the other way round aha

no what was it?

same

good luck

Here we are..................

not the same

you cannot have sexual relations with a someone under 18 in japan. also child sex crimes are about vastly lower in japan than the uk, canada, or the us and some of the lowest in the world. fuck off you massive literal brainlet

All of North America belongs to Britain.

>saturday

lidl crisps aisle workers and security staff currently tremble in terrified anticipation of my inevitable arrival and the mindless destruction that always ensues
>before I get distracted by the gadget section

japan is the best country in the world

spotted the weeb
go fondle some children

need a cortisone injection in my acne

All of the solar system belongs to australia

idle hands do the devil's work my child
for your penance say three hail marys and one our father

You'd love Uranus ahaha

not an argument

no one in japan actually has sex that's why they make all the fu*ked up hentai

watch your fucking language trog

don't believe in christian gobbledygook

No

until you get assaulted and died by wild beast animal (they have bears everywhere people are dead every fucking year)

business idea: make crimes legal if they're perpetrated for comedic reasons

Just a matter of time.

What are you, some kind of deviant or something?

>don't believe in christian gobbledygook

you might say im some kind of... deviant

szechuan sauce soon brothers

Fug

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if god is so great why is he such an utter dickhead

friend made me watch rick and morty

This Nandos Peri Peri sauce is pretty gross desu

couldn't name one person in this image

hooted

business idea: finance a chinese version of rick and morty called morty and rick

Thank Igirisu.

he's actually not so bad once you get to know him 2bh

just had donald trump on the line and he's volunteered to impeach himself in exchange for political asylum in the cayman islands