Sup Forums is a Truman Show for useful idiots

You are not anonymous. Everything you do is watched. Your actions are the influence of others speaking.

The agendas at hand are part of a concerted effort by the very people that this board hates.

You are a bee, Sup Forums is honey, the unnamed few up higher on the ladder are your keepers.

Don't you see how influenced you've become by the things that you hate?

nigger

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GO

>You are not anonymous.
We are anonymous behind a proxy or VPN. We are also anonymous in the sense that we can say basically anything without repercussions.

>Your actions are the influence of others speaking.
Yeah, oddly enough, someone came up with the ideas expressed here in the past. Why is this a problem? So if it isn't original it means we are sheep? God fucking damn it, shut up, normie.

>The agendas at hand are part of a concerted effort by the very people that this board hates.
The Jews hate diversity and Jews? Fucking hell...

>You are a bee, Sup Forums is honey, the unnamed few up higher on the ladder are your keepers.
I don't know about that.

>Don't you see how influenced you've become by the things that you hate?
If something is bad enough for you to hate it, then it's worth pending time on. Also in your obvious NEETness you seem to conflate shitposting on a Russia Nascar forum as being extremely obsessed with a cause. Most of us just talk about these things on the side, because we are interested in them, or just like laughing.

All in all you a shit and your post is shit. Please don't come back, or at least lurk more.

Fuck off town rapist

ROL for fiddy!

Armenia aye. The prospects of getting some kebab removal action are pretty good their, and they are pretty white. The most European Middle Eastern country there is.

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

Dont you know Ive known this all along?

white country please

>WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

ya, nah. ur a cunt

You've missed the entire point, Fiji.

This on'y thing that could make this post any better is more repeating digits.

>dynamic ip

Rolllllllll

I did my role. I am in the land of Christianity and Kebab removal.

The "keeper" is the fool here.

>You foolish human. You aren't keeping us here, we are keeping you here.
>Buzz

Raul

You mom's bedroom is a Truman show for my dick, bitch-ass whiteboi. :--------DDDDDDDDDDD

we are not alone

Oh fuck, same nation as OP. Noice.

rolling.

If this was spam, you'd know it

Someone just watched me spoof to Bolivian fart porn then

Oh fuck son, meet you there aye.

>pol/ is a Truman Show for useful idio
Suits me fine

You know when it's like I wish I never said that (but I sort of meant it)

George Bush Jr, now he was a dude,

It is for these very reasons that I choose to shitpost.

Rollin rollin

We've turned carefully crafted social initiatives on their heads, exposed and ruined presumptuous agents attempting to lead us into false agendas, and even disrupted corporate puppet entities driving them.

You claim credit atop a precarious perch built on a foundation of nothing.

Bees don't eat honey. I don't get your point. Are you saying memes are pollen through which the "powers that be" force us subconsciously to make their honey?

Who takes the honey? Bears? Baloo likes honey...

A fool in a land of milk and honey can do far more than a genius in the desert.

kkK

repeating digits confirm this

Being reborn as an anime character has always been my dream... thank you kek.

>I choose to shitpost
>Because the board is shit
>In reality, because of Canadians

Huh, really makes you think.

I'm so desperately lonely I don't care if the only attention I get is from the government

t. Justin Trudeau

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this post makes no sense because Sup Forums is 100% satire

fuck me up senpai

suck that dick, OP

rolls

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>Russia
Fucked up you shall be.

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holy shit I can't fucking breathe that face

That's what they want you to believe.

The memes to be made.
The keks of future twist.

It's all a theater show, an amusing attraction.

The control you claim to have over it is clearly it's control over you speaking out.

Have you ever stopped to wonder... Did you choose the memes? No. No one does. Memes come as storms to the peasants.

I know right... I personally couldn't give a fuck about whatever political opinion or agenda Sup Forums has. I'm basically here for the free entertainment (memes) and to talk to other people; even if there all government agents doing a data mining / psych op that don't give an actual fuck about any of us. But at least its some form of human interaction to stave of the constant loneliness.

based Taiwan-bro rolling

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why the fuck is luxembourg missing t_t. roll me somethin good, kek

please not Helsinki

could have been a whole lot worse...

white pls

still better than Helsinki

yay

Imagine being the guy who has to read Sup Forums everyday for his job.

He comes in with a fresh cup of coffee, starts up his computer and just works his way through thread after thread cataloging IP's snd users. Sending all the info back to another team to sift through and organise into viable intel.

Imagine coming to this board and being told not to believe anything they say because they're all just racist right-wing trolls who lie, and then being bombarded with statistic after statistic, combined with whole threads that are nothing but Ivanka Trump and a grinch in a ski mask and not eventually cracking.

I pity any man who has to read this but not be allowed to interact with us. They probably take the keyboard away so that can't start spewing state secrets when they finally crack.

I have no keyboard, and I must shitpost.

Mankind ill needs a saviour such as you.

yee

based gook

For truth

go

Rollin'

Desu-wa rolling!

Give me new shoes

I deserved it

What is a meme? A miserable little pile of shitposts! But enough talk, have a (you)!

roll roll roll that's the sound of the dice

the fact is they are not influencing Sup Forums by moderating

they are influencing it by having their shills spam crap threads and posts, but that's still very manageable

pls be good

fpbp