You're seriously off your rocker if you think pornstars aren't athletes

you're seriously off your rocker if you think pornstars aren't athletes.

gymnasts are athletes. but I'd like to see a gymnast suck a dick for ten minutes without coming up for air and then seamlessly transitioning into a rimjob. I'd like to see a marathon runner get fucked for forty minutes in all three holes, what you think that isn't physical exertion? the only thing that's missing is a proper rating system. if fucking poledancing is gonna be an olympic sport sucking cock should be easily.

How many comedic leaf shitpost threads we looking at today then

I know this is b8 but by this same logic this would make pro wrestling a sport

never thought I'd ever agree with a leaf

Who dis athletic demon?

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t. competitive dicks sucker who does it for free wants to turn pro

you could just apply a rating system to wrestling rather than pretend people are 'winning' or 'losing'

the real athlete is the male pornstar who has to keep and erection for hours despite being around females

fucking canadians man

Now tell me this isn't top athleticism

Can't argue with that

I'm sure I've read once that they do each scene with resting like an hour in between and doing cum shot first then drugging themself to last longer.
Nt sure if true tho.

>Cocksucking
Good that you are keeping the daily TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU thread with your Canadian proxy, monkey

is her butthole ok

8.8
9.5
9.2

for an average score of

9.16

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

>20:44:01
>20:44:00
wat

outplayed

Happens sometimes

Of course a Canadian thinks sucking dick is a sport

SSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

fookin gookmoot needs to get his shit together or at least put a trigger warning on this shit

Sup Forums is spaghetti coded, probably some race condition

You guys watch too much porn
It fucks with your head

Is whacking off to bondage hentai ok?

How to sort oneself out?

convert to orthodoxy

Stop watching porn every day?

this is true, the 20:44:01 leaf was probably purebred aryan

You bet, user; it's fantastic!

Looks dangerous

maybe split realities

I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler.

...damn

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Masturbation increases anxiety and depression

good webm. but the alpha trudeau dominated the betasoy trump in the handshake game. little orange couldn't even maintain eye contact!

This. No fap is the only way to go. It has numerous benefits.

I don't even watch that much porn I just think fucking is athletic

oh and porn is Sup Forums related by proxy

tell me about bagged milk

>AN ORANGE CHIMP

will I stop balding if I stop fapping?

only thing that matters

they are not as there are no competitions. those are comedians.

yes.

and then what

Canadians are really a plague

>that perfect spit

athlete confirmed

what?

ass is a bit too big

perro sucka?