You are on your way to work one morning and are suddenly stopped by pic related. Traffic is already backed up in front of you, so driving through them is not an option. What do?
You are on your way to work one morning and are suddenly stopped by pic related...
pull out my phone and look at porn
>work
Good one
Ask if I can get some muscle over here.
>take pics and post them on Sup Forums
what the hell else would I do?
Stop time and throw knives at them.
Call the cops and tell them an ambulance is stuck in the traffic.
are you liable if you run them over?
those highways are closed to pedestrian traffic
if i legitimately felt threatened, as in they were harassing the drivers in front of me, i fire off a few shots out of my window to scare the coons off.
Rally 12 able-bodied men to toss each of those cars blocking the road off the freeway.
I jump out and do a backflip whilst running one of the over
I will put some sunglasses on whilst saying under my breath
Nothing personal, kid
Be glad that I now I personal experience with the bullshit BLM spews on a regular basis. Now I'll be able to talk about how BLM has personally fucked up my life and whiney liberals won't be able to say shit.
>I hate BLM and think it's a retarded, regressive movement that encourages racism
>>woaw user dat shoooo ees racis
>Nope, they just fucked up my commute and made me 3 hours late to work for no god damned reason.
Yell "FUCK YOU NIGGERS!!!" Then when they attack I brandish a firearm.
I also tow their car with my jack.
Run the cunts over.
Better save up a big bag of 'little smaller than fastball" size stones in the trunk for such an event.
>The police are not going to intervene.
That means they are not going to intervene when these niggers break your windshield, beat the fuck out of you, whatever. That also means they are not going to intervene if someone is throwing stone fastballs at their nigger faces from eight cars deep in the back-up.
God I would love to see the crowd disperse after a few warning shots. Just oddly satisfying shit, I wouldn't recommend you do it or they'll pin some "he shouted fire in a movie theater" shit at you.
was driving on i-5 when some idiots tried to shut it down a few years ago by putting up a big tripod and hanging from it
they stopped and jumped out right in front of me and started pulling pipes out of a little truck
i floored it and hit some fat neckbeard he went over the hood and i went on my way
ill do it again too any nigger step in front of my van without a crosswalk im dirtin them
Take the rare opportunity to catch Pokemon on the freeway
Throw firecrackers near them.
See if I can arrange someone throwing firebombs from the other direction.
should have used a webm
what am i going to do with 500 of these?
Carry a bomb disposal looking robot in your trunk, drive it into the protesters and watch them scatter.
Start shouting "AM I BEING DETAINED?!" While maneuvering through the barricade. It also helps if you have your lawyer on the line ahead of time.
make sure my doors are locked and i have a round in the chamber just in case, then get comfy.
everyone of these fucks needs to do hard time for terroristic activity
1. Wonder how the Indians sobered up enough to organize a blockade
2. Throw a pack of smokes and a mickey of cheap vodka on the highway shoulder
3. Road is now clear, drive to work
CRASHIN FRASHIN BREAK DANCERS
lol i remember this wage slaves got btfo
Are you literally retarded?
Ice Beam 500x...
They'd probably just steal the tires off it
If you are way back in traffic how will they know who fired the shots? With luck they'll just scatter.
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKERS
If you live in a civilized country where you don't lose your job and your living for being 30 minutes late, then...
...nothing.
This is why a street-legal dirtbike is a good option. LA traffic almost demands it.
Honestly. Just haul it over the concrete barrier and leave.
Nice pic btw.
Go to bed carolla
If they throw anything or start beating on my car legally I could drive through because I'd be "fearing for my life" in court
And the cops would probably be on your side as well
this, put the AC on and browse Sup Forums.
source/webm with audio?
I ride a motorcycle to work, I'll get through them and if they get in my way I'll fire off warning shots
>What do?
Punch the gas pedal and hope to pick up the 7-10 split.
Barring that, I call 911 on my cell phone and report the niggers have a gun and are threatening to kill white people.
I then sit back and laugh my ass off as the SWAT team starts taking out niggers one by one.
Pull AK out of trunk. And just stand there with it and see what happens.
Shit into my hand and pull a u-turn. Before I peel out throw it at them
Isn't it illegal to gather without a permit? Isn't it illegal to obstruct traffic? Why aren't police arresting every single person there? They can easily do it.
That's a good one
>I saw a gun Im not safe
Gun grabbers do this shit to carriers all the time
Remember kiddos, Castle Doctrine applies to occupied vehicles. If you live in a Castle Doctrine state, you can kill somebody who is attacking your vehicle while you are driving.
Well it's illegal to run them over and you're looking at attempted manslaughter if you do.
Drive right up to them and slowly accelerate?
They'll probably either move or attack you.
If not then don't go fast enough to hurt them?
this just slowly drive through, like idle speed slow, they'll either move out of the way, or stay on top of your hood, in that speed up for a few seconds and slam on brake
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Start shooting so they scatter.
>warning shots
Negligent discharge, better off getting a slingshot and pegging the faggots in the face with marbles.
Yeah, your wife would be pissed if she found out you killed her bull
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>idle speed
>don't know what to tell you officer, my brakes werent working and my car was stuck in gear.
Get out and kindly ask them to step aside.
Do you have a webm of the police doggo that did a great job?
if the protesters have their cars nearby just slash their tires
Damn. Fpbp by far
sorry, haven't seen that one
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>Ohio
>extends to vehicles of self and immediate family
God i fucking love this state
>BR
appreciate it, rate hue/hue
Do a 360 and drive away
I feel like some kinda noxious aerosol like ammonia anhydrate (stink bombs) or a bug bomb would be effective, at least to make a hole in the blockade to start getting cars through,
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Sounds like rural Norcal, neighbor. I kekd
-Call boss, tell him I'm gonna be late.
-Get cooler and lawn chair from trunk.
-Kick back and watch the fun.
Put it in 4lo and push my way through. Its and older truck so niggers blood would just help hide the rust.
>driving through them is not an option
I'm an owner-operator and I've modified the bumper the splatter moose without damaging the grill. Driving through them is never not an option, whether or not I drive through something is entirely determined by that thing's willingness to remain in front of the truck.
Im with you buddy, Id also kill myself instead of waiting in traffic.
Run them over. Drive to work blasting death metal. Scream thank you for allowing and providing me with a corpse to run over on my way to work.
Sorry but I don't want to be a hostage.
If this ever happens to me I will get out by force.
Even if they try to stop me I will physically force past them.
If/when the police get involved, you simply say you felt in danger of your life and was being held as a hostage.
It legally works. Police can do nothing against you as long as they are public roads.
>driving through them is not an option
is this what niggers actually believe?
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Best thing to do is carry a sling shot with you, carry various rocks, marbles, and steel balls. Aim outside the sunroof in a car with tinted windows. The thought of random people being pelted with objects should brighten your day from the stresses of being late for work.
You live in America and want to fight with rocks?
>walk to front line of cars
>explain to them that it is completely legal to drive through the line of protesters since they are *technically* being unlawfully detained
>laugh as the first line of inspired and informed drivers pushes through these stupid fucks
>do it again and again until people are just freely driving and the protest is dispersed (or squished)
Then you would be driving toward them faggot
>Traffic is already backed up in front of you, so driving through them is not an option.
Unless you have a heavy duty vehicle that is capable of plowing through several rows of cars in front of you (who are just ordinary folks in the same predicament as yourself) then no, it's not an option. I'm a bit shocked by the lack of reading comprehension among some of the people responding here.
newfag spotted
>Couple months back
>Trying to get back home after work
>Fucking protesters taking up 2 lanes as they march around
>They cause a massive traffic backup and block me when I try to get onto the highway
>Have to take long detour through the city to find another way out
>Can't even ask cops for help since they're guiding the march along to at least make sure it doesn't just stop in the road and ruin everyone's day
Why do these people have to block traffic? It just makes me want to hate their cause, not support it.
Fuckin a CDL bro.
Isn't it obvious?
>get out of my car
>open the trunk
>grab my trusty katana
>clear a path
That's the day you take Mr. Plow to work.
Drive through them without stopping, lower my and everyone in the cars heads down so as not to be hit by bullets or shit being thrown in
No way am I stopping for shit like that. For all I know they're about to gun everyone on the bridge down and this is a big event.
You can get 1000 3/8" steel balls for use in slingshots for 25 bucks on amazon. I have a cheap one that I use glass marbles in and it puts dents in thick metal from a distance.
A few niggers getting pegged with that should make them wise up. Plus like you said, it's fun for everyone involved.
I like this idea.
My grandfather sling shot steel balls them at his neighbours dogs when they barked at night, they shut the hell up. He finally shot and killed one of them, but that may be a little far, maybe
Ramming Speeeed!!!!!
Sit in my car and be fat.
Sweat. Cry softly if my licorice is empty.
When did this happen? I am from georgia and nothing is happening here
This guy gets it. #BlackLivesSplatter
I drive a super duty with straight pipes. When I floor it, any dindu who escapes my truck will still have their eardrums ruptured
>tfw drive a 2002 mercedes s600 with a V12
>implying i wouldn't floor it and plow through 1,000 niggers without slowing down
>implying i wouldn't honk to let them know i'm coming
I would do that
its a reflex