What were they saying?

What were they saying?

>-hmmmpff
>-hmmmmpppf

this but unironically

>hey LeBron you want to grab some popeyes later?
>sure buddy let’s go
>:)

WE IZ SO OPPRESSED BY DIS RACIST ASS COUNTRY IT'S HARD BEIN A NIGGER IN THE USA HUH LONZO?

>Sup Forums "humor"

Lonzo's more of a manlet than I thought. Should have kept the afro.

>I'm heading to Lithuania to play ball next year. You in?

truly epic post

>yo... we wuz kangz

>can i add your pubes to my beard haha jk but for real tho

...

>"Hey Lebron, want to come play for the Lakers" -Lonzo
>"OK" -Lebron

>I'll talk to Silver about getting your little brother drafted. He's hella cute.

embarrassing

Who the fuck is that honky with the phone and why is he on the court? His pink face messed up the photo of two kings

>12 years old

>lonzo
>a kang
lonzo is a m*tt. only lebron is a true pureblood kara boga

some white cuck admiring #BlackExellence

is the typo intentional?

WE WUZ-Lelbron
KANGS-Lolnzo

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Hearty Kek

>listen u little shit if ur dad is gonna talk the talk you better be ready to walk the walk cause I'm sure as shit not coming to LA if you don't pick it up
>yea i kno.. sor-
>hit the gym and fix that shot too.. alright bud?
>ok dad

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>wh*te """"""""""humor""""""""""

>Zo the check is bein processed please don't snape and drop 50 on us

kys man
t. Sup Forums

Unironically got the Popeye's $5 meal deal. Being polite always helps. Legimately got 2 huge chicken breasts instead of the normal thigh and shitty win or something. That, plus based mac&cheese and that delish biscuit.

Good night. Little things in life.

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oh the game was already over

>the game, lonzo
>the gam--

yo pierre you wanna come out here?

>hey nigga have you ever thought of bringing your ass to da land?
>what?

>complains about black athletes forcing race issues into sports
>posts this on the Sup Forumsorts board

>This shit is boring. All I do is work out all day and throw a fucking ball in a hoop. I wish I would have been an astronaut. I hear Trump gonna put us on the moon.
>Sheeiit

nigger

what were you thinking the exact millisecond you pressed Submit

>plz kill my dad
>im not mj, bro

There are levels to this post
God bless Germany

Lebron: Can I talk to you? I won't keep you long. I have to go somewhere and I don't think I can come back. But I just wanted you to know. Getting to be around you and Lavar was the best thing that ever happened to me.
Lonzo: *mutters in disbelief*

which anime is this..?

>I'm coming home

real human bean

that Craig Sager tribute made me break down like a little bitch.
life takes the best away too early.

You saved the thread Lukas

that you're a nigger and I'd get a (you)

LE 8GAG ARMY IS HEREEE!!111

>6ft 6
>Manlet
pick one

>yo lebron you good dawg?
>nah man, got my period

>Fuck Drumpf
>Yeah, Fuck Drumpf
>Aight, I'm out. Good game.
>Yeah, see ya.

>you better learn how to shoot
>you need to grow a sack and tell your dad to fuck off
>enjoy Europe in a few years

>Don't mind me Lonzo, i'm just spreading my free agency rumors. Pretend like i said something important
>Oh ok James, glad to help

If he was 6'6 he wouldn't look like a manlet next to someone who's 6'7. Height inflation is a crime.

What was it

install Sup Forums x

WHAT DID HE SAYYYY

something along the lines of "LOL LONZO NIGGAS ARE SO OPPRESSED AND SHIEEEET"

...

ty

lebron told him to stop being such a faggot

>Hello sir how are you, i just wanted to tell you i look up to you and good luck in this game
>Thanks young man, you have a bright future ahead of you. All the best to you and your family.

>when your first post doesnt go as planned so you try again

>got anymore of those ZO2s?
>yeah, you need?
>hell nah! you better find a way to sell them motherfuckers cuz you aint gonna make it with that trash ass shot

underrated my hermano

"Find your zone and just stay fucking locked in. The media is going to ask you what I told you right now. Tell them nothing. Just be aggressive every single day. It's white noise to you. That's all it is. All right? Let's go."

what bron actually said

just like my animus

lmao

Wtf I love Bron now

>I'm having a sleepover tonight, everyone's invited except deron Williams so keep it a secret