How would you survive an interview with him?

How would you survive an interview with him?

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call him fake news

who?

By not being an Amerifat and being somewhat educated

*leans into microphone*

He wouldn't interview me because I agree with him

We agree on everything so we'd just laugh at some libcuck together

Talk facts, they happen to have a liberal bias

>How would he* survive an interview with him?

I don't know, he got fucking rekt by Bill

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Answer the question.

>yes that's true
>i agree
>yeah
>you're right

pretend to disagree at the beginning with vague ideals, then respond to all his questions with facts that align with his viewpoints that could still technically back up my original ideas, and agree every time he points out said correlations

I did

Scream "Fuck You" at the top of my lungs.

*cues applause*

You're not letting me answer the question, Tucker.

Absolute STATE of Amerifats

YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION

YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION

YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION
WE'RE OUT OF TIME

that fucking comment damage control
hero worship is truly unhealthy

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>Bill Nye The Globalist Cuck Guy
Loved it when Tucker straight-up said that Nye is not a scientist.

Stay clam and avoid obvious sound bites

I loved it when Bill said Tucker wasn't an economist,

LMFAO Tucker got rekt hard.

I would stutter within 5 seconds

>Guest: "Let me explain. My position on the matter is..."
>Cucker Tarlson: *Interrupts rudely* "Listen, you're not answering the question. Please, answer my question."
>Guest: "Yes, I was about to answer. So, as I was saying, my position is that the federal govern..."
>Cucker: *Interrupts rudely again* "You're not answering the question, and that's all I want you to do. You continue to dodge, and I just want you to focus on the question. *Laughs obnoxiously*
>Guest: "I haven't had a chance to speak. Let me try again. The federal government has a respon..."
>Cucker: "I'm sorry to interrupt, but you wasted time not answering my question, and we must go. Thanks for coming on - I appreciate it."

Tell him I agree with literally anything and everything he possibly has an opinion on and hope I don't get roasted to shreds

Nailed it.

He's not even that good, it's just that all his guests are mentally ill

Except when it has something to do with demographics

>Bill Nye The Globalist Cuck Guy
Ah yes, Sup Forumsredditor.

okay Sup Forumsumblr
>seriously responding to Sup Forums posts

Depends. What's he interviewing me about?

Still smarter than you nigger

you're waifu

Why you don't have a gf

>WHY DONT YOU LIKE REAL GIRLS user?
>IF YOU HAD PICK OF ANY FICTIONAL GIRL WHY PICK SUCH A SHIT GIRL
>YOURE
>NOT
>ANSWERING
>THE
>QUESTION

Your defense of why anonymous imageboards shouldn't be banned.

>inb4 "I agree"

Cunny is the path to enlightment, Tuck

Leave me alone tucker

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tell him he is my waifu and ask if he'd like to be my gf. I think he'd get so flustered he wouldn't know what to say other than "yes". At that he'd be my gf and he wouldn't try to trick me with any tricky questions.

I would not go. Why do they go if they end up getting btfo?

>I like real girls Tucker I like --
>YOU CAN'T EVEN FORM A SIMPLE SENTENCE, *LAUGHS LIKE A DOUCHEBAG* STICK TO THE ANIME, HEY THANKS FOR COMING

>UP NEXT, ME SUCKING PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP'S COCK SOME MORE ALONG WITH SEAN HANNITY, YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS IT

Explain to him that that is where he gets 90 percent of his new viewers from.

Why you think loli shouldn't be illegal

Tell him that his producers have booked the wrong guest because I'm not going defend that and I'm just there to make Tucker my waifu.

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I'd hope for something like this

>hey Tucker before we leave, let me ask you something. Do you find it strange that Jews are disproportionately represented in the financial, media and film industries, despite being only a small percentage of the American population?

kek

>...
>aaaaannnd that's all the time we have

>tucker it's less than two minutes into your timeslot

I've only seem him interrupt someone when they are actively avoiding answer the question using that weird politics trick of I'm just gonna say this thing that sounds like I'm answering your question, but really I'm not in covering my ass.

Nye didn't bring any facts at all, he just kept stating that there's overwhelming evidence and climate change is true because scientists say it's true. Yawn

nice hero worship

>first posts completely autistic
Sup Forums is the worst