/mlb/ general - INEVITABLE 2018 DISAPPOINTMENT thread

STL: STL and MIA finalize five-player Ozuna trade
CIN: LAA interested in Zack Cozart for third base
ARZ: Rangers pursuit of Zack Greinke 'pretty dead'
CWS: SF, TOR considering trade for Avisail Garcia
CLE: Mets trade for 2B Jason Kipnis has 'traction'
ARZ: Red Sox trying to sign both JD and Hosmer
KC: Toronto expressing interest in Lorenzo Cain
ARZ: Twins sign Fernando Rodney to $4.5M deal
OAK: A's, Cards announce Stephen Piscotty swap
TOR: Cardinals 'keep pushing for' Josh Donaldson
TB: Cubs in agreement with reliever Steve Cishek
DET: Tigers nab Victor Reyes first in Rule 5 draft

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First for reddit

Second for reddit

Third for reddit

FOURTH for MARIJUANA

fucking cubs fans

>CWS: SF, TOR considering trade for Avisail Garcia
lol wat

youtu.be/xmnHveAp_c8
Is Bumgarner one of the best hitters ever?

Did the tigers get cucked ?

How to cause butthurt in /mlb/ in two simple steps:
1. Use the following terms.
>Giants = Gnats
>Nationals = Walgreens
2. Proceed to laugh at people who get upset over it.

Yes

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2018 World Series!

>""""fans""""

watching ABL desu

youtube.com/watch?v=0kL7HiMwVb8

>watching Bull Durham
>slightly intoxicated
>already friday
>maybe more hot stove shit tomorrow
>Giants destined to maybe fuck up and maybe be good next year
pretty comfy desu, how are you guys

Susan Sarandon's daughter is for ____

mercurynews.com/2017/12/14/as-billy-beane-on-piscotty-deal-cardinals-one-of-the-classiest-organizations-in-sports/amp/

is billy beane a soyboy?

test

The entire west coast of America has some glandular issues

why? because he traded a player to be closer to his dying mother or some shit?

ooh theres more

youtube.com/watch?v=dPaZV2TGKlk

eh nvm its a blowout

Thanks anyway sweetheart

shitting directly into my mouth

...

Please go to SF

Me.

CAIN?

still haven't made it to a taiwanese game despite living here for like a year and a half

seems like i can get to xinzhuang station from my house pretty easy but its on the opposite side of the line im on so it'd take over 45 mins to get there

What did you have for breakfast? How are you feeling?
I need to know more about you, user.

damn, bro. what time is it over there?

i had 7-11 bread for breakfast becuase my bitch bought it for me
feeling fine but i worked like 12 hours today which was shit
just your basic eng teacher desu, i posted here like 4 years ago about going to a game at tokyodome

11:32 pm

Fascinating!

Stanks are in talks with the Pie Rats over a trade of Cole. Frazier is involved.

fug. asian baseball is on my list, tokyodome sounds fucking awesome

it was pretty dope
wanna go back sometime

are beer girls as great as i'm imagining?

Is it me or is literally the only remotely good RoC player in the bigs Wei Yin Chen?

this ENRAGES the lifelong

youtube.com/watch?v=_5DqbZcpSo4

“man”

Royals

This guy gets it

Wei yin chen is the pride of Tai Wan,
the talent level in this country isn't really up to spec with other Asian countries despite its being a pretty popular sport. Most young niggas here are into basketball and baseball is often regarded as an old man's sport.

That being said, I saw Fu te ni pitch for the Tigers.

Our year, la

Who are “our gals”?

Anthony Recker and Meredith Marakovits

>Anthony Recker and Meredith Marakovits

I asked about gals. Why do you include a guy?

baseball-reference.com/players/t/traveal01.shtml

This is the greatest baseball-reference page in existence

not a bad run:earned run ratio t.b.h.

For those who don't know the backstory: Ty Cobb was suspended for assaulting a fan who was heckling him, and the team sat the game out in protest. The Tigers pulled a random guy off the street to pitch (the stats linked), and the rest is history.

complete game on 8 IP?

>Anthony Recker and Meredith Marakovits

In what way on God’s green earth is Recker a “gal”? He’s a stud.

What a wonderful human being

They were probably the away team, so the home team didn't bat again for the ninth

Shit, I forgot about that

>Carlos Santana
But why? Where does he fit? We already have a first baseman and 3 Of, with catchers that should be getting regular playing time.

>Losedians
BTFO ONCE AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Carlos Santana will go into the hall of fame with us, you faggots.

>Carlos Santana
>Hall of Fame
Maybe the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Led Zeppelin, The Who, Rolling Stones, or Queen

>Angels to sign Zack Cozart
BILLY FOR GOD

The Shaggs

He’s already in dumbass

Queen, and it isn't even remotely close.

>cassette era over vinyl era
Fuck off fag

>vinyl era
Go to bed, Grandpa. I bet you think batting average is the most important stat in baseball too.

You don't say?

This was the patrician choice.

fuck

Maybe they don't think Altherr/Williams deserve every day playing time, don't think they'll stay healthy, or want to trade someone.

>mad at a superior sound platform

Reminder that the 2018 worlds eries wiol be angels - cardinals and you should have placed your bets already

I swear if we miss the playoffs I will shoot myself in the head

both are due for a meme playoff run

>Indians window already closed

Nah
We just need Logan Morrison

>window closed
>still better than the entirety of the ALC

>detoilets window is bolted shut

Moose absolutely BTFO. Feels good bros

>millennial banter

twins are unironically taking the comedy central

wiol

>Anthony Recker and Meredith Marakovits

I asked about gals. Why do you include a guy?

To be fair, most of the people involved in determining awards think so too
remember cabrera won an mvp because he led in batting average

Imagine not being a Yankees fan

You replaced the cubs with >yaks

the proof is in the digits

Hells yah.

youtube.com/watch?v=A9XtDyDUjIU

I wonder where else he could sign. I'm guessing he's looking for like Matt Holliday/Jayson Werth type money.

>Oso wanting to regress in Philly and not Cleveland

Thanks for everything Oso

>Tigglets won't even contend for 20 years
Based

>Angels get Cozart
Is this a good move by the Angels? Please give me a reason other than Mike Trout to get excited for this season!

it is. he's a very capable defender with a reliable bat and a few dingers a month

Will he be willing to move to third base? I hope he does a very good job on it.

Machado vs Ohtani
Ozuna vs Trout
Should be good

I would imagine that's the position he's going to play. Simmons is one of the only guys who is good enough for Cozart to move for.

oh, definitely. he's the quiet humble southerner type, i'm sure at spring training he'll just say "i'm just glad to be able to contribute to the team"

twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/941689422109659136

Happy trails Rondon.

I remember this thread. Tell us about the weird shit the supporters do again.

Neat! I hope the Angels have more money for relief pitchers. I’m worried about the Angels success and how it will lure bandwagoners.

Jays are fucked