Why don't any teams use 2 goalkeepers?
Why don't any teams use 2 goalkeepers?
Luke Adams
Jose Thomas
you can only field one goalkeeper.
>Number of Players
>A match is played by two teams, each consisting of not more than eleven players, one of whom is the goalkeeper.
from the FIFA laws of the game.
fifa.com
page 20
Gabriel Reed
because their dumb lol
Bentley Gray
Only one of them needs to be able to touch the ball with their hands. The other just dresses in the same kit as the goalkeeper and the opposition have a tough time figuring out which one is the real goal keeper.
Leo Nguyen
Why not, instead of having a guy dressed as a goalkeeper, have a really good goalkeeper that knows how to save without using his hands to be this second goalkeeper but make all the saves with body parts that are safe?
Chase Morgan
Make every player wear the same kit and shave their heads, so they'll never know easily who the goalkeeper is
Julian Thompson
great thread
Nathaniel Parker
>Only one of them needs to be able to touch the ball with their hands
that's not what it says, it clearly says there's only one goalkeeper allowed, so there can't be 2 players dressed as a goalkeeper, only one.
Alexander Reyes
I'm afraid that's illegal.
>Each goalkeeper must wear colours that distinguish him from the other players, the referee and the assistant referees
from the FIFA laws of the game.
fifa.com
page 24
Ethan Scott
really caboodles your noodle
William Perez
idea: dress a team exactly like a ref and whistle really hard to confuse your opponent
Landon Baker
>their
Gabriel Bailey
Why doesn't the striker just pick the ball up and throw it in the goal?
Aiden Murphy
why don't the eagles just fly the ball into the goal
Michael Nguyen
Opponent would never have to worry about offside.
Just shoot high to the handless keepers side.
Much less offense because you have to take the 1 player from there
Matthew Watson
What if the team provides a fan a whistle exactly like the one the ref is using so whenever they need to stop a player, they just whistle? You could also, on those stadiums that the fans are close to the pitch, have them wear black and bring linesmen flags so they can fake offsides aswell.
Austin Cook
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Liam Ramirez
balo fell for this i think youtube.com
Sebastian Adams
can't do that
>The two teams must wear colours that distinguish them from each other and also the referee and the assistant referees
from the FIFA laws of the game.
fifa.com
page 24
Thomas Sullivan
illegal
>A direct free kick is also awarded to the opposing team if a player commits any of the following three offences:
>• holds an opponent
>• spits at an opponent
>• handles the ball deliberately (except for the goalkeeper within his own penalty area)
from the FIFA laws of the game.
fifa.com
page 39
Andrew Campbell
Can't tell if meming or autism
Parker Wood
@80333219
sorry, I don't talk to small, brown, smelly mexicans.
Joshua Jackson
>argentina
>rule of law
Evan Martin
What if a fan was the referre
Thomas Rogers
yeah, like those guys that play volley-futbol
Joshua Fisher
what if referees had fans that cheered for them when they made right calls?
Cameron Perry
>ticket lady whispers "you're the designated referee today"
Jose Martin
Why don't all the people sitting on the bench and stands come onto the field, so they can join in the fun as well?
Charles Phillips
Why doesn't the defense just shoot the QB of the opposing team to sack him easily?
Tyler Young
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Noah Hernandez
someone needs to hire this guy asap
Aaron Murphy
dinking intensivies
Adrian Hernandez
>burgers cant handle the banter
Jeremiah Rivera
why dont they build a wall in front of the goal, so that any shots are unable to go in
Anthony Butler
why doesnt one player sit on another players's shoulders for corners/free kicks etc
would win the header every time
Asher Gutierrez
Why doesn't a player lift the ball with his foot into a teammates shirt, and then the teammate dives into the opponents goal?
Jaxon Ortiz
Players are only allowed to handle the ball in the area provided they have shouted "nets". Worked perfectly for us so I can't see why professionals couldn't apply such a simple rule.
Blake Smith
Why doesn't the goalkeeper just pick up the ball and run it all the way into the other team's goal?
Colton Gutierrez
Each team should randomly pick 2 people from the crowd to play with them
Adam Watson
>those assmad ameriads
Jonathan Parker
Why doesn't one of the centerbacks suck the opponent striker off effectively putting him outside of the game?
Liam Kelly
now you are thinking
Henry Lewis
this is seen as unsporting behaviour
>touching the ball with an object held in the hand (clothing, shinguard, etc.) counts as an infringement
he can only handle the ball within his own penalty area
Isaiah Russell
This happened during some WC. I think it was Romania or Yugoslavia during the 1998 or something.
Andrew Cooper
>opposition have a tough time figuring out which one is the real goal keeper
I imagine the market value of twin goalkeepers would skyrocket
Ethan Green
>tuck shirt in to prop up the ball
>infringement
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Owen Stewart
Your dumb lol
Sebastian Price
what
Parker Russell
>needing Americans to solve your game
3rd worlders btfo
Isaac Clark
Why dont players kneel while holding #notoracism sign?
Jose Ward
I like this Argie's no-nonsense laws autism.
Anthony Fisher
Why don't players shake hands properly instead of a nigger street clasp? Real question.
Nolan Richardson
jej
based macaco
Caleb Perry
I assumed an American wrote this. I am disappointed in you.
Leo Gonzalez
Why don't players balance the ball on their head and walk it into goal?
Tyler Cox
why dont they catch the ball in their teeth and run to the goal
Kayden Gutierrez
why dont they have 5 balls on at once for extra goals?
Cooper Lopez
Gypsies with blond hair, sounds like a noghtmare right Jürgen?
Nathaniel Myers
Why doesn't the goalkeeper just pick the ball up and carry it to the other side and jump into the net?
Henry Rogers
Never underestimate Brazil
James King
Why don't players just drink a can of Monster when they're tired?
Dylan Gray
What if the referees had another crew refereeing them
Hudson Lee
Why don't they let all 5 players take the penalties simultaneously and whatever teams goalkeeper saves the most wins?
Christian Lopez
because that would be rayciss
Camden Perry
because Portugal would dominate football if we allow this
Grayson Sanchez
Why don't the 10 field players run on to the goal line while defending and make a human wall so that the ball can't go in?
James Flores
Because they are pacey niggers most of the time
Jordan Stewart
Why don't defenders wear helmets and pads and tackle with their whole body?
Nathaniel Perez
fucking kill yourself you fucking cancerous, brainlet frogposter
Bentley Jackson
someone get this hothead out of here
William Moore
Why don’t fans just train birds to block shots from the opposing team
Blake Gomez
wow idk why i was expecting to be an american behind this post
Joseph Garcia
Nathaniel Morales
Why don't teams ever pull their goalie if they're losing?
Josiah Hernandez
>train 10 wild boar to block the goal line and bite forwards
>10 more to knock over attacking midfielders
literally unstoppable
Ryan Gonzalez
you're dumb bro
Ryder Brown
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Kayden Morgan
why doesnt a team have one player grow long hair, then spike it up into a bowl shape
one player flick it up to the bowl hair player, it gets balanced in there and he runs it into the goal. no one can get it off him without fouling him