This is a trophy

>this is a trophy
Only in the USA

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At least he's white.

>there are whites
Only in Argentina

actually, that's one of the only cool things american soccer does

i take it back, it is the only cool thing american soccer does

he's got some wood if u know what i mean he he he

ARGENTINA BTFO

what is that? some type of bronze plate?

Its a PIECE OF WOOD you hipster faggot

o'course he is

It's actually a piece of wood, my brazilian friend

>he doesn't know

Favelados don't know what wood is, forgive him big and strong american.

whoa, thank you for clearing that up. i had no idea

what would we do without latvia LMAO

it looked like wood but I don't understand why they layered it

what is it supposed to be?

aren't there usually a shitton of trees growing around those favela hills tho?

Don't yuropoors chase a cheesewheel down a hill for fun?

what the fuck are cheesewheels?

youtube.com/watch?v=DG75NdcVMzU

If they were, there wouldn't be houses nor landslides killing favelados by the thousands every year.

that actually is genuinely cool and, more importantly, authentic opposed to the cheap rip-offs of european football culture americans usually do

nice job

Think you're above chasing cheese down a hill, do you? This is what happens when your country is less then 500 years old

explain this then

Because that many trees will prevent landslides, yes. And here was I thinking german engineering was top notch.

see thishe actually thinks cutting a piece of wood is cool
I highly doubt he is german

it is tho. what does your club do?
fucking sing? LMAO

what?

lol, why do latinos get so butthurt for no reason

go watch some old simpsons episode while smoking weed or something

nice, they've got their own thing

nah they start stabbing and mugging opposing fans after the game. Really passionate stuff

Why don't Americans know how to have fun?
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t. german engineer

>a respectable profession is considered an insult in south america
of course.

We've been chasing cheesewheels down hills for longer than your country has been on maps

>kneeling this much
kek

I'm not even surprised anymore. Literally no hope for that continent

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>landed gentry rolls food down a hill that starving peasants chase to decide grazing rights, all for the amusement of the gentry
>centuries later descendants of said peasants consider it a "proud tradition"
lmao can't make this shit up

t. uptight pussy

Gastón Fernandez is Argentine you know

>his ancestors weren't brave enough to pursue opportunities in the new world
Sad!

thank fuck

>'"thank fuck" he types from his 30 square meter flat

>being this salty
lmao stay mad you limey piece of shit

Did you need to obtain a special dialling wand to type that?

>30 square meter flat
Nice strawman. But I live in a house. What are you doing with your life, Mr Bigshot?

>living in a house is a status symbol in yurop

>Implying I'm salty at all

Stay obese

>dialling wand
never heard of her

I keep forgetting how retarded Americans are, holy fuck. You absolute spastics

lmao i bought my first house at 21 2400 sq. ft.

European houses aren't made of paper mâché

>couldn't even muster up a comeback
british """"banter""""

>lmao i bought my first house at 21 2400 sq. ft. *oink*

>posts one obese surrounded by two extremely healthy American women

Your post was beyond stupid. Why would I even give it the time of day?

>why would i reply?
>he replied

What did the rest of the world mean by this?

>every house in europe is made out of stone and was built centuries ago
when will this meme die

We value sports above ads

is that Gaston Fernandez? what is he doing there?

>let me show you how much I don't care to reply by replying
Ah, the fabled, exemplary british intellect

they mean they didn't actually fell for the consumerism and capitalism as much as USA did

>players are walking ads

They aren't trying to get every penny out of people?

EPL
>Country of 60m people.
>20 clubs.
>No ad breaks during the match.

STILL half the revenue of the MLB and damn close to half the NFL.

Ahahahahha

>murrica

>I'll call him fat, that'll show him
this is pathetic m8, poor show

On the left you have a typical football match
On the right you have a typical handegg match

>EPL
Not even listed there

No longer there, too shit for MLS

I didn't say I wouldn't reply. Give it the time of day means think over a response, calling some random autist a spastic isn't that

>backpedaling this hard
lmao what the fuck hahahah

Are you really bragging about buying a house?

>he doesn't include the billion chink, indian and SE asian bandwagoners

>Buy a jersey of your team.
>Literally have to get permission from Chevrolet to wear it

>go watch some old simpsons episode while smoking weed or something
unironically sounds like an excellent plan

Think you've been too much indoctrinated by the jew overloads to focus on the ads all the time

at least it's real culture.

The name of your league is even sponsored, nice eurocucks.

lol, why do anglos get so butthurt for no reason

go watch some old simpsons episode while smoking weed or something

No not really its normal to own multiple homes even. In the UK however, buying a home is a life changing experience.

yes, bacterial cultures are quite important in the making of cheese, but that doesn't change my american friend's point

Yet you can't even legally deny the holocaust

>its normal to own multiple homes even
Can a family not all fit in one house? Maybe you should slim yourself down to fix that problem instead?

>The american school of argument
>be as obnoxious as possible until you win

You cunts really are insufferable

>>be as obnoxious as possible until you win
Only school that doesn't end with a shooting

>he doesn't own multiple properties as assets to store value in
I sincerely feel bad for you. Maybe one day you'll know what its like to not be europoor

1/3 of British men are too fat to see their own penis
thesun.co.uk/archives/news/924696/third-of-men-too-fat-to-see-penis/

your culture is literally Benihanna, LeBron James and Fast & Furious movies...

to each his own

Why only one handegger if they have all that money? We should relate to the athletes not the rich as fuck owners.

Are they purposely falling like that? We chased shit down hills when I was younger too, nobody was falling and rolling like that.

It's probably a little exaggerated. Just makes it more entertaining

American teams have something called a salary cap so the same 4 teams don't win every year.

>brits hold shitposting to the same degree as an argument
fucking kek you limeys need to loosen up

Because Americans have salary caps so the team owners get literally all the profit

I don't get why Americans are ok with this

>we should relate to multimillionaires
I wish ;___;

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>lets relate to the drooling retard that gets a paycheck instead of the rich billionaire that writes the paycheck
no thanks

Le parity xd

Athletes in general. They come from nothing. We could get rich as fuck if we had some talent

>multimillionaires
>trophy : a log