When are we going to get an HBO drama about the Greco-Persian wars?

When are we going to get an HBO drama about the Greco-Persian wars?

>HBO
>Doing something without blacks or women portrayed in good light
>2017

laugh at this fucking faggot.

When are they gonna bring back Rome?

HBO doesn't have money for large battles, why do you think Game of Plebs is all about who had sex with who and magic spells from halfway across the world instead of battles?

At least they had lost of homo sex.

>naked men in leather panties
>homos everywhere
>slo-mo and computer-drawn blood

>Assuming there were no black in either Greek or Persian empires

What did African's only start leaving when they got shipped off in ships?

Also, OP, why, so you can see man on man action every episode?

Then who should make it?

You wouldn't want it user, they'd have a battle for 30 seconds and then have a huge orgy.

>naked men in leather panties

are you literally taking your image of Greek hoplites from the movie 300

Never because history doesn't sell and is misogynistic.

>>Assuming there were no black in either Greek or Persian empires
There might have been some, but not many. Putting a token black guy in would feel erroneous and pandering to any audience member with half a brain.

>2017
>Still no 10 episode mini-series based upon Napoleon

This Cleopatra was black. But stormwennies claim otherwise with no proof

>misogynistic
That's an easy fix, just insert some strong independent wives who influence the big dudes behind the scenes

there aren't any mainstream actors short enough for the role

>coming from Macedonian royalty
>black
is this bait?

No proof

There were no blacks in Alexander's army, and there would have been very few blacks in the Persian army. Even in the empire's golden days, when they controlled Kush (i.e. northern Sudan), the black African troops would only have numbered a few thousand - and likely rarely seen in armies operating on other frontiers of the empire. Half the Achaemenid fleet was based in Egypt and crewed by Egyptians so there would probably have been a few blacks in there too, but most Egyptians are definitely not black.

No proof for what? There are records of her family background, that's proof enough.

He was 5'6"

Just because her ancestors were from Macedonia doesn't mean she was white. They intermixed with Egyptian royalty that's how she became black.

I have just the guy

>Egyptian royalty
>black

even assuming so, Greek families were so fucking racist that they refused to speak Egyptian, and you want them to have sex with negroes? lmao

If I spout gibberish all the time it will become truth.

There were Sudanese people in high positions within Egypt. They were revered for their combat skills in the military.

No, they didn't intermix with anybody. In fact they practiced incest from the get go.

Why weren't they deformed then? In reality that may have been married to eachother but their children weren't. If they were they would have been very sick and have body deformations.

Incest is fine as long as you insert new genes every other generation. Only heightens the risk of disease slightly. No biggie.

So your evidence that Cleopatra was black is "they weren't deformed, so they must have interbred with black people. QED." Okay, buddy.

It's a much more possible theory than your incest one

Totally, especially considering Egyptians weren't generally black and there is a fuckhuge desert separating North Africa from all the black tribes to the south, which was almost impossible to pass at the time.

get Starz on it, Spartacus was actually pretty alright desu

memes aside he'd be amazing

There are multiple shades of black you know.

Literally softcore porn

So you're one of those people who consider tan people to be black? Fair enough, but don't complain when some arab gets casted as Nelson Mandela

Arabs are not black

And brown isnt one of them.

He was 5'7" tho

Yes

That's like 6'8 for that time

lolno

they are tan and how people in Norht Africa generally are

Yes they aren't black

ITT whites are triggered that Cleo was black