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Ask sad russian anything. Might also do some sfw requests.

Why are you sad, Ivan? Don't be sad.

How to overcome the shame of being subhuman?

a/s/l

Lots of things.
But thank you user, I'll try.
There's no such thing imo.
21/m/Russland

The more you worry about those lots of things, the worse it gets. Just drink beer like me, it makes you happy.

I'm not too much worried, it's more of an overall apathy.
Thank you for the offer, but I'm not into alcohol. Good beer costs a lot here as well.

What kind of requests are you going to do? Also don't be sad, it will be alright

Emptiness, huh? I know the feel. And I know what immediately breaks it. Beer!

Whatever you ask, but nothing silly/lewd.
Thank you too, Amerika.

And with winter coming, it will get worse.

Oh you, eesti. At least don't drink too much of it.
I like winter, actually. Even though it's cold and dirty in crowded places, it still feels like something magical, and there's no better feeling to me, than doing something, while watching the snow fall outside.

Bump 1/1.

>I like winter, actually. Even though it's cold and dirty in crowded places, it still feels like something magical, and there's no better feeling to me, than doing something, while watching the snow fall outsid
this, but i like automn more desu

>Lots of things.
tell us some. Here it's the same for me, i know now that i'll never be happy and the worst tis that there is little joy in french people, russian seems to be more alive and colourful, maybe im wrong

where in russia do you live?

Come on dude, don't make me do it, some of these reasons are silly/too personal. For example, my new hobby is worldbuilding, and after initial good start, it got worse, because it turns out, that you need to know lots of things from different sectors of science and all that stuff, to be good at worldbuilding.
You will be happy, don't be silly.
Samarskaya oblast'.

Are russian girls cute?

Well, like everywhere else, some of them are, and some of them are not. Where I live, they are rather cute mostly, yeah.

do you have slanted eyes?

How often do you drink and bang ebony whores?

No sir, I don't.

>You will be happy, don't be silly.
no i won't but i's ok i have some pass time not as developed like yours but it kill time.

How golddigger sluts are they?

Once a year; never.
Well, if I can't persuade you, the life will.

>there is little joy in french people, russian seems to be more alive and colourful
woah so this is what happens when you don't leave your basement for a year

>Russland
Do you speak German?

One worries about the money, nine worry about the love, something like that.
Ich liebe hichenfluegel? No, I do not, I'm sorry if that offended you or anything.

Kek, almost right.
Just wondered, why did you write Russland?

Хoчy зaвтpa пoйти в кинoтeaтp нa китaйcкий пopнoмyльтик
Caбы тoчeныe или oзвyчкa дpoчeнaя?

SHOE ON HEAD

i do, at least in paris, people are less happy than russian who are more alive form what i've see, french are zombie, im a zombie

I dunno, it's just one of the things you do because "why not".
Caбы, нaвepнoe?
Is this good enuff?

Oкeй :)

Why didn't my Russian mother force me to learn Russian?

My guess is that she thinks that you probably wouldn't need it in Norway. It's a rather hard language to both teach and learn as well.

Why didn't my russophile mother force me to learn Russian?
I even have a Russian name.

But I have Russian citizenship/passport and travel there sometimes

When I get more time I'm gonna hire a teacher though so I can properly learn it

What's your name?

Well then. Good luck, user!

>What's your name?
Eвгeпий.
Learning Russian atm, but only half heartedly on my own.

Surely you mean Eвгeний

Not really good enough.

But I let it pass.

Why the fuck are you wearing fur?

>Eвгeний
Oh, yeah, typo, lel.
Hate writing cyrillic with a latin keyboard.

Provide a random sfw.

Did you take that walk I suggested?
Also post your cute armpits.

I'm sorry.
Me mum bought it for me as a present a while ago, but it's not cold enough over here to wear them, so I just keep them as a reminder that my mom loves me.
Is this fine? Don't know what exactly to show, so please forgive me.
Yes sir, you were right, it's quite pleasant and refreshing.
Won't do that request though, sorry, it's too lewd.

>Yes sir, you were right, it's quite pleasant and refreshing.
Yeah then while walking you could think about what you want to do as a hobby to take your mind off of sad things.
>Won't do that request though, sorry, it's too lewd.
Fine, I'll settle for your cute flat belly.

What do Russians think about Bulgaria

Looks nice. Thanks!

Stop it, you.
Won't say I'm all of Russia, but people I know enjoy Bulgaria quite a lot. It's considered "the go-to" place (is that'show it's called?), if you want to experience something new across the board.
You are welcome.

>that's how
>across the border (in the foreign country/not in ex-Ussr)

post butt

Oh well. Knowing that you're getting better is enough I guess.
Really wanted that armpit or belly tho.

Here.
I'm genuinely very grateful for your advice, Kanada. Yet posting something like you asking me to is too inappropriate.