/heem/

Previous thread: News:
>UFC on FOX 26 weigh-in video
mmafighting.com/2017/12/15/16779600

>Tim Elliott vs Pietro Menga is cancelled after Menga fails to weigh in
mmafighting.com/2017/12/15/16780928

>Darren Till thinks Mike Perry and Kamaru Usman need wins to secure a fight with him
mmafighting.com/2017/12/15/16767346

>Luke Rockhold dismisses ‘little midget’ Kelvin Gastelum: I’d slap him down real quick
mmafighting.com/2017/12/15/16779946

Events:
12/15 - Bellator 191: Létourneau vs. Jackson - 4pm EST
12/15 - BAMMA 33: Scope vs Lebout - 4:30pm EST
12/15 - Titan FC 47: Lopes vs Batista - 7pm EST
12/15 - LFA 29: Camus vs Simon - 9pm EST
12/16 - VFC 59: Stots vs Berdon - 6pm EST
12/16 - UFC on Fox 26: Lawler vs. dos Anjos - 8pm EST
12/23 - ACB 77: Abdulvakhabox vs Vartanyan - 1pm EST
12/29 - Rizin World Grand Prix 2017: 2nd Round - 12am EST
12/30 - UFC 219: Cyborg vs Holm - 10pm EST
12/30 - Rizin Jiu-Jitsu Open
12/31 - Rizin World Grand Prix 2017: Final Round 12am EST

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

this is the thread 100%

Team RDA!

Josh Emmett is a gay vampire

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NEWS AND LINKS
bjpenn.com
tfatk.com
mmaimports.com
champions.co
mikeswick.com
markhunt.tv
jonfitch.net
heem.tk
ozy.com
www.drudgereport.com
infowars.com
twitter.com
twitter.com/cernovich
twitter.com/DineshDSouza
twitter.com/JulianAssange
twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA
wikileaks.org

I'm trying to blow some retarded people the fuck out but the captcha keeps fucking me over

Oh my, what do we have here today?
Links, previous thread AND events?
OHHH you make me feel so fuzzy inside op Thank you soooo much!

what did Schub mean by this?

>no WMMA
>no FLW or BW midget fights
>no HW shitshows
Tomorrow's card has all the right ingredients to become quite spicy!

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What if Mike Perry pulls off another fluke?

You're using legacy captcha, right?

Did he slip?

he is in to old white dudes, obv.

Clover doesn't allow me to switch and don't wanna use shitty browser

Natural selection at work

/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC ON FOX 26

Robbie Lawler vs. Rafael dos Anjos
Ricardo Lamas vs. Josh Emmett
Santiago Ponzinibbio vs. Mike Perry
Glover Teixeira vs. Misha Cirkunov
Jan Blachowicz vs. Jared Cannonier

Jan vs. Jared isn't on the main card i'll add you whether or not you make a pick for it in case you want to do 5 instead of 4.

This is the spammer

can you post with the trip please
people get confused

Hobbie
Lamas
Platinum
Glover
Jan

Lawler
Lamas
Perry
Cirkunov
Cannonier

Robbie Lawler
Ricardo Lamas
Santiago Ponzinibbio
Glover Teixeira

dos Anjos
Lamas
Perry
Cirkunov
Cannonier

Name one (1) fighter with more charisma than Based Chaos Colby Covington.

Lawler
Lamas
Perry
Teixeira

Lawler
Lamas
Perry
Cirkunov

Sam Alvey

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>based Colby blowing out a bisping hater
Eternally my boy

Is there a fighter who thinks they're a much bigger deal than they really are more than Colby Covington?

H8rs have him at the tip of their tongues every moment

CORMIER ASSAULTS NGANNOU: instagram.com/p/Bcu_BHKhf4R/

RENT FREE

based succgod

RDA
Lamas
Platinum
Cirkunov
Cannonier

do you think this ufc champion's physique is achievable without the use of performance enhancing drugs? who will step in on short notice when joanna cracks her head open on a tub trying to cut weight?

I think next time it should be decided from the begging if its 4 picks or 5 picks, not really fair for some 4 pick goof to win

Rose is the natty GOAT

Cormier could beat him

t. unconfident 5 pick leaf

instagram.com/p/Bcu_BHKhf4R/
What did he mean by this?

He's the genius

Scroll up you slow burger

There's never a consensus on it. We'll all know who the real champ is if someone goes 5 for 5.

Literally what? What does that clip have to do with burgers?

Emmett is such a weird dude, just look at him and listen to his voice

youtube.com/watch?v=1XRbl3l4-MU&t=7s

RDA
Lamas
Ponzanibbio
Glover
Cannon

Calendar's sacrifice won't be in vein, I won't be submitting picks to the loser spammer

do amanda nunes liz carmouche types think she is attractive? i think she looks good for a 25 year old woman with a shaved head

what sacrifice? he didnt take picks for the last ufc card but did the invicta (?) one and was posting earlier this week

Calendar is one of the worst and most pompous poster on /heem/, I seriously don't care as long as the picks get goofed.

Say something nice about my wife.

>being this delusional

This is the spammer

that's a lot of food

ROB-e
Llama
PLATTY
Circus
Cannon

>KO a pissping that got his skull crushed in by elbows and choked the fuck out earlier in the month
>beat an over the hill non trt vitor while on an illegal and dangerous substance such as marijuana
Fuck this fat Mexican, can't wait for the eventual webm of him getting shadow realmed

If you win I'll send you 3 bitcoins

you say that like anyone cares about your picks

kek

Name something you have in common with your favorite fighter

>diverticulitis

Lawler
Lamas
Ponz
Cirkunov
Cannonier

You need to go back

A granite chin

Brain damage

Ok and but if i lose whats my terms?

me and her both could heem everyone ITT

I have that as well, which fighter has it?

Also moobs

Can Yoel beat nuVitor?

RDA
Lamas
Ponzinibbo
Texeira
Blachowicz

HEEM ME INSIDE

>fighter doing curls
where is Joe when you need him

Rda
Emmett
Perry
Misha
Jan

Lawler
Lamas
Perry
Glover
Cannonier

Would literally heem everybody in this thread.
Me on the left.

Lawler
Lamas (cos emmett has the most disgusting nipples ever)
Platinum
Teixeira
Blachowicz

>it's the American who spams 500 picks episode

They call me Bazooka Hands!

Me and my bitch

It's the spammer baiting people to submit picks to him

wtf is going on in putinland

Lawler
Lamas
Perry
Glover

When do the fights start lads?

Lawler
Lamas
Perry
Glover

RDA
Lamas
Ponzi
Misha

Current bettings odds for UFC Winnipeg

Something seems off about these picks being submitted

huh, i picked all five underdogs looks like it could be a long night for me

Some stupid belurussian retard started to pump home-made synthol (mixing benzyl alcohol and some shit) into his arms and now he's an internet and television meme.
He's like doing hellos and signas (record a video where he says some shit to designated people, make some posts in facebook clone in Russia) for money, thinks he is a star now.
But apparently he will lose his arms in the near future.

he needs to go to the hospital immediately what a retard

RDA
Lamas
Perry
Teixeira
Cannonier

holy shit i recognize that tattooed freak from some old horrifying picture on Sup Forums
i thought that was just a random person, it's some celebrity?

Pretty much every fight is close except the lamas fight

He's a fucking potato-head, wahtcha want?
In Russian culture belorussians are like irish for west: they grow a lot of potatoes and eats a lot fo it. They have like thousands of recipies for potatos.

Hobbbie Lawler
Hickardo Lama
Ponzi Scheme
Gatekeeper Teixeria
The Black Israelite

dumb question but if you make a bet and win, do you get the money you bet back + the winnings or is the winnings include your original bet

my life is going nowhere and I hate money so I want to learn about gambling

you think cormier made friends with ngannou so he heems jones for his buddy?

You get the money you bet back + the winnings.

Start with cheeky tenners