>Early in in the movie
>There is a fakeout jumpscare
Posy horror movie cliches
That reminds me
>have a cousin, couple years older than me
>I am 16 at this time
>he's the biggest fucking scaredy cat ever but loves horror films
>take him to the cinema to watch some flick
>he buy a huge fucking coke and popcorn beforehand
>the film starts
>it's dull for the first 5 minutes not much happening
>a woman suddenly opens the door to the house in the film
>he gets scared, hurls the popcorn and drink several feet into the air
>the whole cinema is laughing at him
>highlight of that shit
>Dumb teenagers having sex
jaw drops open and scares u
your "cousin" huh?
it sounds so fun to get so excited by something
>movie has sex in it
dropped immediately.
>huh, i can't get any signal out here
I don't remember that scene from The Fantom Menace
your pants, that is.
tldr
This was a well done jumpscare though
That movie was very well done.
>intruder in someone's house
>character approaches slowly "HELLOOOOO? IS ANYONE THERE?"
>(crazy old) guy warns everyone
>(crazy old) guy was right all along
nice fantasy Sup Forums
>Tiny Tim's Having a Wonderful Time starts playing
>look in mirror
>everything's ok
>break line if sight with mirror for split second
>look back at mirror
>BOO!
>possesion movie
>ghosts in general
Dropped
>Let's split, we'll cover more ground that way
Similar
>Killer is slow as fuck
>Character is running like hell
>The moment character breaks line of sight killer moves at light speed and is catching him up
>Someone sitting in chair faced away from camera
>Protagonist walks up and either turns chair around or walks to face person in chair
>Mutilated
>survive scary encounter with something
>now it's time to relax because clearly there is no way we're in danger anymore
is that darth maul?
>cat fakeout
>character is running
>villain walks calmly after him
>somehow villain catches up to him
name 4 films that do this, but write their Titles out in reverse.
or the opposite
>killer is fast as fuck, always hot on the heels of the escaping characters
>protagonist trips/gets leg stuck, killer suddenly starts to slooooowly march towards them giving them just enough time to struggle free
>Has sex with girl
>Doesn't choke her to death and then fucks the corpse
Not how I do things but ok
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>The masked killer turned out to be more than one person the whole time!
Fucking lazy writing desu.
>The one who dies first is a black person
I'm looking at you, Passengers
>The killer is the boyfriend of the main girl
...
FBI agents died first, even that fat one who I thoght was going to be more relevant because he was player by a more or less known actor
>figure out who killer is
>get on phone to police
>killer shows up right behind
>WHO ARE YOU CALLING LISA
>Movie tries to make you feel sorry and agree with the bad guy because he's only reparing the wrong done on him
>Fucks shit up by killing unrelated collaterals
>Still expects that we should feel sorry for him
Nope
>Supernatural horror movie
>Movie explains the rules of the creature, how it chooses victims, etc
>Literally ignores rules almost all the time
>Is killed following the rules
Fuck these kind of movies
>it's a murder mystery film
>Except there's no evidence, indications or opportunities to use deductive reasoning to find out who the killer is
>killer is revealed even though it could've just as easily been any other character in the film, or just some nobody with the way the film is set up
>"Wow! I didn't see THAT coming!"
Everytime.
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That film wasn't scary after that because that thing looks like a Mighty Boosh character.