How horrible is your spoken English, Sup Forums?

How horrible is your spoken English, Sup Forums?

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Sometimes it sounds pretty pure American

It's okay, but German accents are horrible in every intensity.

decent enough to be understood i guess
i learnt to stop caring about my accent and just speak
>play on an english speaking videogame team

Pretty terrible but idgaf and show my accent without second thoughts.

berree terrrrrrribol

i don't know, i never use it outside of the internet

I'm a mute

Not that bad actually but my english vocabulary is still shit

I just hate niggers

Just as bad as my written English

well, here is my recording.

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That's terrible, kys kraut

Awful, but so is my spoken finnish

Mine is bad, sometimes i can't pronounce some words together and have to repeat them very slow and until now i can't pronounce correctly "girl"

I unironically sound like José Mourinho. I know how to pronounce the words in my head, but they don't come out right

heavy norwegian accent

Mei-bi- not sou baddo, anohn san?

pretty bad honestly
i don't get much practice with it

Still better accent than mine

I'm fairly well-spoken, but I have a slight lisp. Hopefully, it will go away when I get a tooth/crown fixed.

Not bad, but you do sound unmistakably German.

why are arrogant French so rude?

not bad.

Eh. It's not bad. American here.

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rate me pls

How horrible is yours?

it is actually pretty good

spaniards can into esports PogChamp

>that "th" sound
Other than that it was ok, even better than mine. Still sound slightly slavic.

couldn't understand a word, бpaт. was that Russian?

If I hadn't seen a flag, I would have guessed South African or something

only part that I didn't get was "as I pulled myself to my..." what word was that?

"As I pulled myself to my hooves"

>Listen to no-anglos
jeje i understand everything
>Listen to anglos
wtf did he said?

tfw 100% bilingual.

upsides of being a filthy mutt

I only have this problem with Scots

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I sound vaguely American now because of movies and shows, but I learned British English, so I still use British words and say STRAWberry, as opposed to strawBERry and stuff like that.

I like that German accent it sounds nice, I just sound like a generic American when I speak.

Post yours Sven

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well, english is my third language (behind french & amharic) so rather terrible.

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please rate (voice is down and a bit unenthusiastic because I'm sick)

people say i have ukrainian accent.

so russian accent?

you sound like "zemalf".
youtube.com/watch?v=_gHi0L4XQqg
as for you, your accent is that of
youtube.com/watch?v=WDBuMlElNRQ

...

I know three languages and it really depends on the situation, who I am talking to, how focused I am, effort put etc etc.
I think that I kinda have my own bastard accent tbqh...

>i have no one to practice with, i pretty much talk to myself

oh stfu you [Insert offensive ethiopian stereotype].
I live in a backwater suburb full of monolinguals.
What should I do?

it won't be long before your country is fully diversified. maybe then you'll be able to practice your english with your newly naturalized fellow countrymen, but i doubt that they'll be any better than you at speaking english.
doesn't hurt if you listen to audiobooks though. it's a great way to practice your spoken english as the readers are mostly well-spoken and coherently speak unlike newscasters that tend to over-amplify their accents.

that was pleasant to listen to, good work my ethiopian friend

you seem like a really cocky asshole.
But thanks.

also
>doubt that they'll be any better than you at speaking english.

Is my english really that bad?
no one answered yet

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steady on boys, oi oi

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your English is fine, m8. Clear and pleasant.

t. Brit in Germany

thanks!
yw. and, no. your english isn't bad at all, i was just having a laugh. your german accent is subtle. it even sounds american when you pronounce the word "bad".
sick! loving your serial killer laughter, kek.

pretty horrible, i've never learnt it 2bh

ok thanks.
Next time we upload these I won't have a cold anymore (hopefully)

>sick! loving your serial killer laughter, kek.

So do the german grills. they love a bit of it, know what i mean?

ok rape u next time

people have hard time understanding me

love you too honey

Pretty good

aye-aye. can't resist that east-london swag, innit?

also what audiobooks do you recommend?

:3

too fucking right m8. The moment they realise you ain't German they stick to you like a damp cloth

Fuck me.
I didn't understand a fucking bit.
I mean some words yes but the meaning flew over my head.

pls tell me this isn't THAT common in Britain.
(or give me a way to learn the bong dialect properly)

Anglo can't seem to think I could be french and not a native speaker.

People really do have a negative stereotype over French people speaking english. :/

pretty good, i dont speak that much anymore sadly so its getting worse

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do i have a heavy accent? i always wondered.

no, m8. It's not how I actually speak but you can find that accent in London. I'm originally from around the London area and a couple of my mates spoke like that but not quite as extreme. My accent is far more similar to RP

See this for a cheeky bitta Lahndan: youtube.com/watch?v=YSuHrTfcikU

Disgustingly America but if that's what you're aiming for then well done. I think most people would struggle to guess where you're from

not exactly an audiobook but this one is a favorite of mine.
>youtube.com/watch?v=xuM3H1gKs2M
and if you like poetry
>youtube.com/watch?v=7t6Wc8ww64I
>youtube.com/watch?v=EKL2KY67Soo
hope that those help.
"don't want to toot me own horn here or nothing, but i reckon that my accent is pretty fucking ping, if you ask me. proper having it, mate. oi! oi!"
translation, "not to sound arrogant but my accent is pretty great. feelsgoodman.jpeg. whatsup?!!"
snowden/10

peng not ping but good job m8. spot on

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used to have a disgusting working-class regional accent thanks to my family but after a few years of college i have managed to lose it almost entirely

yeah, i unfortunately had to study in london for three years. rubbed shoulders with the "bruv" types for quite some time. got mugged twice whilst i was there. once in brixton and another time in white city, near somalibush
post boipucci

Sorry to hear you had such a bad time. It begs the question though, what on earth were you doing in Brixton?

god damn.
I guess I'll have to learn some british vocabulary.
and thanks for the audiobooks

nothing like a foreigner's

Don't get hung up on it. It's all just old slang. Probably better that you don't learn it.

>no Finns speaking rally English

at least it's not one of your national languages

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Hey it's not that hard for me I guess.
I understood the song you posted a bit more btw.
I just need to expand my vocabulary a bit.

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Nice proxy you East Coast faggot.


Also Americans love German accents.

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Good luck, Hans. Now I just need to begin understanding the regional accent of where I live

i was accompanying a friend of mine back to her house that was located in a district not far from there. stayed there for a 'bit before i had to make my way back home. wasn't aware of it's reputation back then, i was just strolling through the streets when i got jumped by a black guys with jamaican accents. didn't understand shit of what they were saying, which made them think that i was refusing to hand over my belongings. one of them tripped me from behind and they made off with my backpack and wallet. thankfully, my oyster card was inbetween my pants and belt, so i made it back home that night.
yw

terrible.

>It's okay, but German accents are horrible in every intensity.
German accents are fine. A slight German accent on a grill is kind of hot.

you mean Kölsch?

it's a joke, a pm from quebec said it
go to 1:21
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>I just hate niggers
Good post

Daniel?

Basically a pretty distinct german accent, a little heavy but I understood you 100% and that's the most important part.

jesus, that sucks. I haven't been back home in more than a year let alone Brixton but I hear it has become far more gentrified in the last couple of years. Would still stay well away from it though.

Hope you at least enjoyed a few spots. London gets a really bad rap here, for obvious reasons but you can still have a bloody good night out with the right people

How could you know that?

French, so it actually sounds kind of sexy. That's why I never tried to improve it.

because you said it once and I have a good memory if something actually interests me (In this case it's shitposting)

Y-You can't just d-demand boipucci like that...!