alan edition
/brit/
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i know, it's weird. even 2014 seems like a futuristic date
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need an annie gf
how big are ur willies lads? 6 inches here, thick tho
car insurance lad here
buy a dash cam, front and rear facing. Side facing ones as well if you can make that work somehow.
If you don't have a dash cam you are asking to be shafted if you are ever involved in an accident
alri chode
just under 5 inches, 4 inch girth
7 inch v thinn
mate i cant reccomend this banana shampoo, had dandruff really bad for many years and 3 days of this shampoo with conditioner and my hair is flawless
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gf
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>willies
Cannot think of a more runtish word. You sound like a fucking beta numale
my willy is deformed form years of humping my bed to masturbate. it's kind of oval shaped
sure you're not working for a dashcam factory?
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nearly 8"
delet
>grew up on an absolutely dire council estate in the midlands which was famous citywide for being a shithole
>got told i better make my own money if i want anything
>started refurbishing bikes and selling them on from 11 onwards
>always had new trainers because of the money i made and people thought i was from a wealthy family because of it
>when they found out where i lived everyone at school mocked me
>moved out aged 16 to kent
>worked god awful jobs and now i'm finally on £20k+ a year and saving for a mortgage
>realising that i might never upgrade from a flat, will only have a decent chunk of money at 70 from my pension and what's the fucking point then and i've probably hit a glass ceiling as well
>after all this no matter where i've travelled throughout the world i consider every passerby a threat because 16 years on a shitty estate does that kind of thing
sorry for the blogpost /novel lads just don't know what to do anymore i feel bored
its just a bit of cheeky, dont shit urself x
yea bet you'd love to know eh? gay bent ponce poof cunt
What would you rather have
A lottery ticket with a 50% chance to win £20k
or
£5000?
shan't
Hate Sheffield and the people that live in it. Trust me i have lived here all of my misrable life
I remember being at our sports day in secondary school in 2005 when they announced that London had won the 2012 Olympics. We all went crazy, but it seemed like a whole lifetime away - 7 years in the future. Now they're 5 years in the past.
FOY
shant
gassing at this image
pure comedy
Shall not
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hate life and myself
nope, not gonna do it
>her mother was a pajeet
how did someone that pale come out of a brown woman?
love biting my nails after i've been picking my bum
>on_the_internet_no_one_knows_you're_a_pinworm.png
gf
You'll get poo in your mouth.
*makes an incredibly racist post*
don't have that image sorry
literally could've just invested in ethereum or any of the other coins like link, neo, omg or ans right now as its still in the early investment period and even normies are learning about cryptocurrency now
sometimes when I'm at the station waiting on the train I wonder what I would do if someone fell on the tracks
nothing probably
>indians are all dark brown
what anime are you watching this season lads?
gf
non(c)e
>literally could've invested in tulips
only watch animes several years after they have aired and the good animes have floated to the top of popular culture
t. nonce
>animes
redditor cunt
is there anything more alpha than your dad being in an interracial relationship
mental that
haha
good postsi
where do i start with dickens
yeah I do browse reddit
also I post ITT anonymously every day so you are forced to read my reddity posts and have zero way of filtering them
my dad is a weak cunt though
its a very obvious bubble, but i'm sure there is a strategy to exploiting bubbles iwthout getting hurt.if you bought in november 25th and sold on february 9th you'd still be that much richer.
havent read anything in years, im quite the brainlet.
fuck off nerd lol
*receives applause with feigned modesty*
no trouble for me just another saturday night on /brit/
Don't get why this meff is thing on here.
She's as rough as a badger's cunt
Might print this out and read it on the bus on the way to the dole office next week
personally I think most cryptos are pyramid schemes even bitcoin but it's still possible to make money from them
that'll be when i graduate grad school for csci if i go, so maybe i'll get a job in the city and be the protagonist of a cyberpunk movie irl
is being drunk and sad an emergency or normal
can't believe I share a general with people that unironically watch anime
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UMARU
David Copperfield (the book)
half the posts i type out i end up deleting
reminder to never invest in cryptocurrency, its the biggest scam going
Ulysses
Genuinely dire
Me in the back with the corpse paint on
me on the far right with the camera
id say the two practically go hand in hand
dealing with the consequences of my actions every day lads and its not making me very happy or fulfilled
pension bubble
housing crisis
hmm
old people to blame
the ol' noodle is literally whirring in overdrive
need a job in the fart factory
Me near the ceiling hanging from the rafters
lad
Have you considered 'buying' a 2017 plate BMW on hire purchase agreement?
>university of life
Anyone who unironically says this is a certified working class brainlet with a mild to severe inferiority complex in the guise of confidence
Real depression hours
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It's possible to make money on literally anything that's in a bubble, that's the definition of a bubble. The problem is that most people end up getting shafted and anyone who makes a profit makes it off the losses of those 95%.
It's the gambler's fallacy - everyone thinks it won't be them who loses out so they buy into the game. When the only winning move is not to play.
can chew my fringe
probably time for a haircut
Hey you were at the same place? Wish I'd have known and we could have met up and we could have done a fist bump and I'd tell you to start lifting haha
Are you white? Move to Aus.
lifes a bitch and then you die
how do you get good at 'work'
i'm utterly shit at it. i constantly make mistakes - from mispellings to sending out the wrong information to the wrong people.
i also spend most of my time procrastinating even when i'm facing deadlines.
its weird beacuse at uni and school i was a great student, who used to hand everything in early and try to make everything exceptionally flawless.
is it just because i'm not interested in my work?
realized i forgot to take my meds today, supposed to take 2 pills in the morning and one before bed (12 hours in between).
cant be fucked missing a dose so i hope i dont OD lol haha
australia is far too fucking hot
gf
got a janitorial position at the university of picking yourself up by your bootstraps
kill yourself and hope you're reincarnated with a big brain
thats james joyce
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haha bro that would have been epic maybe next time haha
>hurr durr i am retard hahur i red tulip
Keep being poor you spastic
I'm quite fond of having wanks to be perfectly honest