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Events:
12/15 - Bellator 191: Létourneau vs. Jackson - 4pm EST
12/15 - BAMMA 33: Scope vs Lebout - 4:30pm EST
12/15 - Titan FC 47: Lopes vs Batista - 7pm EST
12/15 - LFA 29: Camus vs Simon - 9pm EST
12/16 - VFC 59: Stots vs Berdon - 6pm EST
12/16 - UFC on Fox 26: Lawler vs. dos Anjos - 8pm EST
12/23 - ACB 77: Abdulvakhabox vs Vartanyan - 1pm EST
12/29 - Rizin World Grand Prix 2017: 2nd Round - 12am EST
12/30 - UFC 219: Cyborg vs Holm - 10pm EST
12/30 - Rizin Jiu-Jitsu Open
12/31 - Rizin World Grand Prix 2017: Final Round 12am EST

Previous: News:
>UFC on FOX 26 weigh-in video
mmafighting.com/2017/12/15/16779600

>Tim Elliott vs Pietro Menga is cancelled after Menga fails to weigh in
mmafighting.com/2017/12/15/16780928

>Darren Till thinks Mike Perry and Kamaru Usman need wins to secure a fight with him
mmafighting.com/2017/12/15/16767346

>Luke Rockhold dismisses ‘little midget’ Kelvin Gastelum: I’d slap him down real quick
mmafighting.com/2017/12/15/16779946


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>coral springs

Perry meme ends tomorrow

>tfw Chrissy will never look at me the same way she looked at Wonderboy in this pic

firas zahabi was sitting right behind me with somebody during the weigh ins, didn't seem to be in a good mood. he left right after nordine taleb left

it's amazing how much natural weight overeem gained so much later in his life

beef makes you strong

Thank you thank you thank you thank YOU!!!!!

Ponzi bless

Perry’s accountant must be Bernie Madoff cuz he’s about to get Ponzi’d!

Ponzi bless brother

Thank you Young Man!

EXTREMELY IMPRESSED WITH THIS THREAD

Thank YOU for this thread, young man! You are doing a great job!

/comfybellator/

You might be able to condition her to if you kept her locked away long enough.

look into it, that's all I'm saying

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one more day..

>light beer

Cool photo, i had to say it

HEEM THE WORLD
LET THEM KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME
HEEEEM THE WOOOOOOORLD
LET THEM KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME

this is accurate, im drinking because the two girls ive been talking to all year: first ghosted me and didnt respond after we were friends for months and other one is a shy girl and im not sure how to go about that.

>other one is a shy girl and im not sure how to go about that
you ask her what she likes to do, you tell her what you like to do (outdoors/hiking) ask her if she wants to hang out sometime for a hike. Women love that shit, not overweight neets that play vidya and drink home all day

i hope it works out man

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>take that bitch hiking
>bitches love to hike

it works everytime, go to one of those local recreational parks with trails. You'll get your dick sucked behind a bush

mma fans are never overweight and only neet cause its exam week and no exams til 19th

Who here is gonna stay up and watch cops and who's a pussy?

I'm watching Live PD

Just lost 20 pounds betting how to win it back?

Not all women are the same, user

Stay positive, champ

right here, my man

>Not all women are the same
that much is certain, with that said outdoors and hiking is a perfect start for people that feel overwhelmed with options and decisions

Absolutely thrilling match

bet on Fedor to beat Frank

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I’m overweight. But I also love hookers, so I don’t give a fuck about my appearance.

thx patriot, hopefully those mcdubs confirm it

for certain people, sure.

What's your reddit username so I can PM (You)?

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my parents won't let me make reddit account, i just go there for streams

are you underaged b& or living with your parents?

regardless, hardly the person to be giving out advice

Want mine?

>thinking Eminem's new album is good
>the city of white """""people"""""

hook,line, and sinker

Both Lauzon and Diego are chinlets now

Only if you want to see my dick

Nice, I just put it on.
>you just saw me do a backflip... bro

Poor guy.

based joe

SORRY MS JACKSON

WOOOOOO

TITAN FC HERE
>720pstream.me/titan-fc-47-yusuff-vs-gomez-stream

No thank you

WURKT

Diego is definitely on the Down’s and out nowadays.

>mfw I missed the picks

PROXY

So question: they set up this Grand Prix, it’s got half heavyweights and half 205ers, potential for a lot of interesting crossweight matchups. Why the fuck did they match up all the 205ers and heavyweights together in the first goddamn round?

Why not do Fedor/Rampage, Sonnen/Nelson, Bader/Mir, etc.?

i unironically think they matched em up well

because they wanted Rampage vs Chael

They're giving certain people favourable matchups

>They're giving certain people favourable matchups
name one

Is Ponsi white?

It'll make sure the most interesting matchups happen late in the tourney, I think they did a pretty good job

Why? They’re mixing two weight classes together, why not give us fights we wouldn’t be able to see otherwise instead of splitting it up? Why even do a mixed Grand Prix? Why not just have all heavyweights, throw Kongo and Kharitonov and whoever else in there. What’s the fucking point of having 2 weight classes if they’re segregating them anyways?

> its an interracial relationships themed ads episode

because those are big new names they wanna blow up ya goof

they really didnt, the matchups seem about as balanced as possible, maybe Chael against Rampage because he'd lose against anyone else but probably the same for rampage

Chael and Fedor

feelin a bit sad boys

Yeah, but now we don’t get to see Chael try to deal with Roy’s fat ass, and Rampage/Fedor is something people have wanted to see since the PRIDE days. Granted, it’d be a shitshow now, but still.

Get with the swirl goy

Gastelum would heem Cockhold in the first round he better hope that fight never happens

chael almost got finished by wanderlei on the feet, rampage is a big guy to chael and can easily catch him. They both have things to worry about. As far as Fedor and mir it's the same deal, Frank is alot bigger and can drag him down to try and tire him out and submit, fedor is not gonna look to fight on ground with Mir. Both dangerous fights

As white as Perry

Lawler
Lamas
Perry
Texiera

Bank on it Boiz

You cannont reply to this post, if you do you will be heemd

suck it

Any brits itt feel like getting heemed into a living death?

>80340769
Watch out we got a badass over here

>Lawler
>Lamas
>Perry
Hold this L

Who is she?

I don't know why but I get Daniel Hooker and James Vick mixed up

Wait this is the main event?

Argentinians are white skinned not white race

Some curry bitch

I wish, but no, it’s not a proxy

Rampage-Fedor could happen in the second round if they both win their fights. Personally I think Rampage is the only guy Chael can be competitive against, so they're giving him a chance

Not all argaytinians, in fact there are a lot of negros por allà

Rampage forgot how to wrestle, though. Shit’s weird. He used to fight in a singlet back in the day, he was basically a pure wrestler. Now dudes who are barely wrestlers catch him with sloppy takedowns from halfway across the cage and his fat ass just lies there and loses the round. Shael will wrestlefuck him.

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This dude has the most awkward fighting stances I've seen so far in the make division.

You can’t heem me if I heem myself first!

> wooo

i don't have the appropriate pepe for this

Rena bless

nunca ay jente de venezuela aqui, el unico con esa bandera es el spammer

Fedor could get TKO'd by Sonnen due to his tissue paper thin skin. TD+elbows

>97 replies
>32 unique posters

holy shit! yoel is cornering his guy

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