Speaking to a large crowd at his weekly Wednesday Audience in St. Peter’s Square, the Pope said that facing Mecca during Mass could be the ecumenical boost the Church and the east need “in these dark times.”
“It is very important that we return as soon as possible to a common orientation, of priests and the faithful turned together in the same direction, toward Mecca, the holiest site in all of Islam. This will accomplish two things…first, it will be as a sign of unity between east and west. Second, when we kneel at Mass, we will not only be kneeling for Christ’s forgiveness, but kneeling to those we harmed during the Crusades, which was our fault. They will, thereby, act in pseudo persona Christi as we humbly ask for God’s forgiveness.”
Francis went on to ask all priests to “implement this practice wherever possible, unless of course you’re already located somewhere in the east, in which case, ad populum will be permissible.”
I'm seriously considering shooting this fucker. And yes Polizia Postale, you know I'm right
Liam Parker
This guy is the false prophet. We are close to the great tribulation.
Nathaniel Perez
This is a joke, right?
Elijah Thomas
Apparently it's satire.
Joshua Wilson
Well it's pretty obvious what's happening here
Sup Forums was right
Brandon Cruz
Even your pope submitted to Islam. So why are you resisting Sup Forums?
Ryder Perez
The Church is lost.
Jace Baker
Because no sane person wants to pray to a fucking rock, you moon nigger
Robert Lopez
This isn't real right?
Haha, funny troll you guys, you really got me
Hudson Kelly
Make sure to yell Allah Ackbar as you do it user.
Cameron Anderson
Religion is for fags
Only kek matters
Jonathan Morales
Eye of the River is the Catholic version of The Onion. Nothing to see here
Charles Rogers
Tiber* not river. Fucking autocorrect
Isaac Cruz
Can he make his Soros plant status any more obvious?
Check'd.
Gabriel Bailey
Can confirm. pope is irrecuperable.
Nolan Carter
When is he going to paint over all the art in the sistine chapel?
Nathaniel Foster
Ah, should have checked the source instead of sick trips.
Kayden Lopez
Piece of shit Anti-Pope human garbage
Ethan Campbell
Fuck him, blasphemer and agent of satan this pope.
Ethan Evans
This. meme magic is the only real magic
Oliver Jenkins
fuck off Francis
Gavin Russell
>Vicar of Christ on Earth >massive SJW and Islam submission fetishist
How can papistfags even compete?
Adrian Edwards
Ratzinger is the real Pope, this guy is just the PR Pope
Charles Clark
R A R E
What's a cardinal doing shitposting on Sup Forums, anyways?
Justin Morris
Wow. Roman Cucktholicism is TRULY cucked.
Jeremiah Jackson
What makes you say that? Their name pretty much shows they aren't satire does it not?
Asher Campbell
Guys. I can't anymore. I feel as if I am stuck in my very own Truman Show. How is any of this possible? It is too obvious. Everything always seemed so obvious to me. But people always acted surprised when I was right. Am I really surrounded by retards... I really can't anymore. The world is being driven into a wall of shit and the dumb masses think they are flying straight to paradise. I really can't take people calling anyone with common sense a racist or mysognist or any other 21st century argument shutdown insult. There is this big pressure in my head building up. It feels like a tumour. I am getting more and more stresses by the day. I am scared I will snap.
Mason Rogers
The OP article is fake, but I know this feel.
Jaxson Diaz
Holy fuck. It just clicked. This pope is the anti christ. It makes sense, in the end days the Church will be infiltrated by the enemies of Christ.
Repent brothers, repent and cast down this false preacher.
Jack Jenkins
Sure makes ya wonder. And whats going on in the world sure makes you think of Matt. 24:7
Gabriel Robinson
He is not a real Pope. Vatican II.
Ian White
It's fake lads, it's a fedora tipping website ironically pretending to be le christian
Nicholas Young
Will you faggots stop pretending that Catholicism is "redpilled" and quit LARPing as Crusaders now?
Ethan Jackson
>ecumenicism >helping Christianity at all
Pope, you fucked up.
Oliver Thomas
What did he mean by this?
Ian Brown
ITS SATIRE YOU DUMB FUCKS. LOOK AT THE WEBSITE.
Liam Russell
I hate Vatican 2.0
Tyler Baker
Does this mean the church is lost, or does it mean the pope after Francis launches the next crusade?
Nolan Morris
It's fake, faggot. Stop spreading your white nationalist hatefu.
Gabriel Nelson
Wait, shit, I feel stupid. >Eye of the Tiber
Hudson Jenkins
Yeah, I caught my mistake a little late. >Asuka
Asuka isn't even best girl. Pic related.
Mason King
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DID YOU LEAVE BENEDICT, TELL ME WHY?!
I'm converting to russian orthodoxy, screw it.
James Watson
>but kneeling to those we harmed during the Crusades, which was our fault.
Jace Thomas
that website is pure satire you know that right?
Samuel James
How do I uncatholic myself? I had no choice in the matter when I was born.
Matthew Howard
WHERE IS YOUR EAGLE?
Joshua Brown
Nice flag, Federico.
Jackson Garcia
jap nun plz, can you at least make francis stop being a bitch?
Daniel Perry
I legit don't give a shit about Francis. If I was a Catholic living in Francia in the 8th century, would I know about whatever opinion the pope of Rome held or what he was doing? No I wouldn't, I'd be worrying about my own parish and my own personal and familial concerns.
Connor Sanders
damn cuck pope
Cooper Cook
Red Pill me on how Popes are elected and how this fucking faggot got elected.
David Cook
I MEAN THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
WHO IS THIS POPE GUY
WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS
WHAT GIVEN HIM THE RIGHT TO SPEAK FOR CATHOLICS
Adam Morris
It's pretty sad that I thought this could be real.
Hudson Jackson
ITT: Retards who don't realize Eye of the Tiber is essentially a Catholic version of The Onion.
It's playing off the call to go back to "ad orientem" masses, i.e. pic related.
The joke is taking an actual issue and going absurd with it. Thus, do mass facing Mecca.
It's a joke you fucking idiots.
Robert Anderson
>the best pope, made in Poland, kissing the Koran in Iraq
Gavin Miller
where's my kebab ahmed?
Carson Gray
Fuck it, I held off. Someone tell me the theological views of orthodoxy, I want to convert. Fuck Catholocism.
Owen Gonzalez
The worst thing is that it's not immediately identified as satire
It is entirely plausible for pope "feet fellator" francine to say this
>Francis is the first Jesuit pope, the first from the Americas, the first from the Southern Hemisphere and the first non-European pope since the Syrian Gregory III, who died in 741.
Owen Parker
Fuck Jesuits, wasnt Stalin one?
Josiah Flores
Pope Francis is a fucking lunatic.
Hudson Sanchez
Make sure you snap Merkel while you're at it.
Connor Brooks
RIP Catholocism
Joseph Anderson
Can you please give Francis a swift kick in the ass for me
Nathan Butler
LOL
Noah Torres
its basically the same as catholic but without idols
Jaxon Robinson
...
Eli Jackson
>this thread Fuck is this some kind of 2deep bait? Are you all ironically pretending to not know it's satire?
There was some opposition to the building of a mosque but much of this dissipated when Pope John Paul II gave his blessing for the project.
Cameron Morales
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Jack Carter
>“It is very important that we return as soon as possible to a common orientation, of priests and the faithful turned together in the same direction, toward Mecca, the holiest site in all of Islam. This will accomplish two things…first, it will be as a sign of unity between east and west. Second, when we kneel at Mass, we will not only be kneeling for Christ’s forgiveness, but kneeling to those we harmed during the Crusades, which was our fault. They will, thereby, act in pseudo persona Christi as we humbly ask for God’s forgiveness.”