Robot Wars Live Thread

New episode in 15 minutes on BBC 2, lads

Robots this episode:
Behemoth (Scoop), Cherub (Lifting Forks), Cobra (Crusher), Draven (Crusher that can also lift), Eruption (Flipper with a spinning drum on the hinge), Hobgoblin (Spinning Drum), PP3D (Horizontal Disc), Push to Exit (Flipper)

Who /WAITFORAGOODHIT/ here?

WAIT
A
I
T

Let's activate boys.

>Wilhelm Scream for a Robot
Why?

Who /Behemoth/ here?

coabra crrrrusha

>EXPOSED WHEELS

>Supporting an eternal runner-up and choke artist

>inb4 it breaks down after 30 seconds

Has anyone other than Razer ever made a crusher that did shit?

Wait for it my failure of a son.

Can't wait.

Who here watches the fight and then in the filler comes here?

Tiberius 3 was decent

>Wants to nibble robots
Is he on the wrong show?

>Spinner on the top of the flipper
Will it even hit anything up there?

>eggbeater
hopefully it does well

>Never tested the self righting.
...why?

Not really. And they didn't enter this year. Hopefully they're working on something new

>non-country
>non-robot

Why do non-flippers or spinners even bother?

I like the look of Cobra, it clearly stacked DEX

The Behemoth guy reminds me of Toad of Toad Hall in the Wind of the Willows.

What is going on with the new announcer's voice?

>Belgium
I'd have figured the last thing the BBC would want is more nonces

Can't wait for Behemoth to immediately break down again.

>Daily dose of hobgoblin

They replaced him with Psycho Mantis, apparently.

I like how disgusted he sounds now when saying a team's from somewhere that isn't the UK. Last week The Netherlands, now Belgium. Announcer voice clearly voted Leave

>NO SRIMECH

>implying it wasn't fixed.

This looks lame as fuck and I play magic the gathering

That's a shame, I thought Hobgoblin was interesting.

>cobra.exe has stopped working

Hobgoblin sounded nuts, sad

Behemoth looks great this year though and it got through to the semis at least

Flipper boys bullying the rest

Is Dara still hosting?

cobra's weapon is dogshit but the robot itself is bulletproof, pretty impressive 2bh

what is Coibra's weapon? is it a pincer?

Brexit claims it's first victim

One of those bullshit excuse weapons to get around the pushbot rule

Good battle tbqh lads

Shame Cobra's fighting spirit was the thing that got it voted out.

that neckbeard. jesus.

CHERUB TEAM A CUTE

P2E looks impressive

Oh shit, the new series has already started? Which episode is this?

>only 2 hours to repair

jesus christ

Episode 2 of 6

>Cocky Dantomkia fag is back
Oh boy.

Second

God dara it's not Beh"E"moth jesus.

2nd episode

>forward flipper

I like it, I like it a lot

I miss my babe :(

A FUCKING FERRIS WHEEL

At least he has his own robot this time

>Gabriel
>Cherub

are these guys some religious nuts or what?

It did a whiteboard against Behemoth. It's on YT

a-anyone watching Top Gear after this?

>isn't it obvious

Oh no the Chitty Chitty bang Bang gang is back.

Maybe, just for David Ten-inch.

Thought it was much better without Evans this time tbf.

>These faggots

Probably, last week's was actually bretty gud

I'm still unclear as to what Cherub does

Yeah. I don't even like cars.

>synchronized team posing

I want Reddit to leave Robot Wars the fuck alone please

WAVE

PP3D girl is thicc

cherub is only 101 kg, how do they get away with it

>all these shitbots

YAWN

Vote to Exit
What did they mean by this?

SHUNT'S OUR CUNT

>get stabbed
>die

pathetic

>Draven
>One of the favorites for the heat
Excuse Me?

>getting through to the next round by virtue of not getting destroyed
Ugh

Why the fuck would Draven be one of the favourites? It's clearly dogshit

>religious nuts did fuck all
>go through

Makes me thing

So glad Shunt is actually doing something this series though.

think it was the fact they got the bottom ripped off it prior to that

Whoa... so that... was the power... of cherub...

Seriously what is Cherub's weapon

Aside from having a team of adorable children that nobody wants to make cry by destroying their gay little robot

Seriously, that thing was stuck on PP3D's spinner for 10 or so seconds.

>Shunt's Axe.

My Dick is hard.

did pretty well for having a bot half the weight of the rest of the competition desu

Seems like an ineffective Panic Attack because the forks are so far apart

why not insulate body with kevlar?

3DPD sliced through its wheels

I think the forks push into the floor and raise the front of the robot or something

It's a good weapon. It will destroy Bohemoth, kek

>inb4 Cherub somehow come top of the head-to-heads

Fearsome.

It's 101kg, it was of the heaviest in that heat

Eruption needs to get absoluely massacred, that undergrad spermcell is way too fucking up himself

oh whoops, i take everything back

dunno what cherub is doing then

Behemoth nice looking roboid.

Messing about on the River.

>OUT
18 years of failure.

Don't call your robot Behemoth if you don't know how to pronounce it.

behetfo