Wait a minute

Where's his big long King Kong ding dong?

godspeed, captain Meme-o

Kong is male
Godzilla is female

I wonder how will their movie end up

God-King Zilla-Kong?

Did you just assumed king kongs gender?!

>Godzilla is female

2014 Godzilla is female, since when?

Gorillas actually have small penises. A lot of apes do. Humans are the freaks with giant dicks.

Kongzilla sounds better

Do monkeys have barbed dicks?

God knows I do...

This is true.
I was at the zoo not too long ago and they're were two gorillas doing it.
I took a peak at it's penis when it pulled out.
It was like a tiny pencil, and I was surprised.

Godzilla is Asexual shitlords, how do you think Godzilla Jr comes about?

He just has a really unkempt bush

He's so little! What the heck! Hahaha

does he eat his own shit like apes usually do?

>Kongzilla

Already a thing too

Who would be able to stop that? That's like the Vegito/Gogeta of the monster universe.

Obviously Jet Jaguar and Mecha-Godzilla get combined into one ultra-robot to defeat it. But there are more giant combo-monsters being formed too, so other nations have to make giant ultra-robots to fight them as well.

And they called the movie "Pacific Rim".

I'm literally shaking right now.

YOU MAD WHITE BOI?

I think you have masturbated to too much BLACKED porn OP

You need to catch up on your zoology pham

no your thinking of barboons

>Flaccid, the penis of the gorilla and the orangutan, both with much bigger bodies, is virtually invisible; erect, it reaches 1.5 inches or less; the chimpanzee, man's closest relative (sharing 98 percent of his DNA) achieves an erection twice that of the other two apes but still only one-half the average human one.

LITTLE

Gorillas are selfish lovers

doesnt Godzilla lay eggs canonically? Anyway female lizards are often bigger than the male ones

DELETE THIS

>doesnt Godzilla lay eggs canonically?

No.

KONGED

>Implying you need a big dick when you are the silverback alpha and can throw the rest of the beta gorillas off a cliff on a whim

Big dick size is a symptom of a degenerate society

Is that a bison on the ground?

yes, a huge one.

>godzilla is female
>next movie is called KING of the monsters
Nigger you dumb

4u

That was in the 1998 American film that no one in their right minds would consider canon. If you bring up the eggs in Son of Godzilla and the 90's film i'm 99% he just found them and raised them

joe rogan just taught me this a few days ago on his podcast, which I believe because he has a hard on for knowing everything about monkeys, chimps and apes. He likes the size of chimps balls, apparently they're like grapefruits.

That would explain why Tarzan was so popular among female gorillas

BLACK MEN CANT COMPETE WITH THE BIG WHITE COCK

thats the joke in "i got that gorilla dick, nigga"

TARZANED

do you think Tarzan actually fucked any gorillas?

No it doesn't and you're full of shit

Oh yeah.
Why do you think they kept saying "hung like Tarzan."
He got around.

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I prefer Shin Zilla-Kong

I had somebody steal a tree out of my yard once. It really sucks, because trees aren't exactly cheap; you either spend a lot of money or a lot of time getting a big one.

The worst thing is that, as is also true in this picture, they didn't take anywhere near enough roots. Tree's going to die.

dicklet detected

Below his coat.

Hiddleston has it.

So is he on the 'tism spectrum or what.

He's way up there on the Gigantic Woman Pleasing Dick Scale. His popularity amongst women has nothing to do with that Shakespeare shit.

well actually the 1998 film is canon if your follow the millennium series of Godzilla films

The Millennium series doesn't have a canon. It's referenced in GMK but every movie except for Godzilla X Mechagodzilla and Tokyo SOS is a standalone sequel to the 1954 film.

Zilla (renamed by Toho) was also in Godzilla Final Wars

Yeah but his attack on New York wasn't, he was pretty much just in it as another fuck you to the 1998 movie.

not to mention Zilla has also appeared in different Godzilla media other than movies

>they didn't take anywhere near enough roots. Tree's going to die.

Well they weren't gonna leave it on the baseball field.

plus, the 1998 movie wasnt a bad movie, it was a bad "Godzilla" movie, but it was a good monster movie

Animated Zilla is THE best incarnation, strong, agile as fuck and has a proper atomic breath

again, if you dont look at it as a Godzilla movie, and as just a Monster movie, its good
actually its kinda like a hybrid of Godzilla and the Beast from 20,000 Fathoms

The movie isn't bad except for a bunch of cringey, unfunny jokes.

If you're referring to that scene in Godzilla Final wars where they talk about Godzilla attacking New York in 1998, you didn't understand the whole picture. They explained that it wasn't Godzilla, but a different monster that Americans assumed was Godzilla.

and how does that not make it cannon within the series? it says the events in 1998 happened, it just wasnt Godzilla