Five top flight fixtures this afternoon with some big names involved:
>Arsenal v Newcastle United >Brighton & Hove Albion v Burnley >Chelsea v Southampton >Stoke City v West Ham United >Watford v Huddersfield Town
Lower leagues are welcome as always; /3pm/ does not discriminate!
Noah Torres
>Gonde with the false nine meme again Ah yes, I, too, enjoy seeing no one in the box to score
Hudson Gray
What should I cook? I'm going to the shop now. Hamburgers and chips? Sweets?
Mason Richardson
van Dijk has finally been dropped
I mean, >we are still going to get fucking battered but at least the defenders might make a few vague efforts to defend
Eli Morris
>you now remember £50m for van Dijk
Tyler Morgan
Sheffield United lads Sheffield United
Nathan Reyes
Don't worry, Chelsea have no striker and all the front 3 are gonna do are do flicks around the box and nothing else
Oliver Reed
Palace are beating a 10 man Leicester 2-0.
>Woyes
Zachary Long
I will never understand why Les Reed thought it would be a good idea to turn down crazy offers and keep paying the bastard to make 0 effort every game.
Carson Flores
*70m
Brayden Cruz
>Les "7 Games" Reed
Aiden Martin
Makes total sense though? Liverpool are known to generate mad revenue and City showed an interest. Dude was playing well and both clubs had recently been burnt buying from outside the league and knew the other one was driving up his value (Otamendi, Mangala, Sakho, Klavan). And he's just one of those dudes whose athletic profile is perfect.
At the same time, Saints need to tread a fine line in terms of making sales, but not bending over - if they do that they'll never be paid over the odds in the future, so they need to make a public display now and then. It happened Van Dijk had been dumb enough to sign a long term extension midseason, which signed him up to play the fall guy.
Lucas Lee
Could have signed VVD for 100m and they'd still be a midtable club finishing just above Southampton again.
Aiden Reyes
>you doubted me
Brandon Sullivan
what match to watch after this lads?
James Sanchez
have that
Robert Martin
Stoke v West Ham for the Moyes Redemption.
Adrian Jackson
what's the best chance for an upset of these matches?
Cooper Gonzalez
i kind of want to watch arsenal match because i think their going to fuck up
Aaron Martinez
Udds at Watford
Lucas James
>Arsenal v Newcastle United 1 >Chelsea v Southampton 1 >Stoke City v West Ham United N
Please
James Thomas
Watch whatever you want Skrtel.
Jaxson Gonzalez
nah i want to be in the cool thread with all the guys for the lad banter not buy myself in the arsenal thread full of friend simulator autists
Josiah Perez
stfu war criminal
Justin Adams
some sweat sea bass
Bentley Gray
Poor Michy
Mason Gonzalez
>Kelly Cates, Emile Heskey and Clinton Morrison
Why is Kelly Cates, basically the only blonde white woman involved in football media, always paired up with black men?
Michael Peterson
>basically the only blonde white woman involved in football media UK media you mean.
Colton Green
If they're not from the UK they're not white.
Gabriel White
>Rebecca Lowe (born 11 November 1980) is a British television presenter and anchor who works for NBC and NBC Sports.
Dominic Gomez
>Clinton Morrison
Morrison is well known for being only the 4th footballer with 4 toes to score on their Redditch United debut in November 2016.
Elijah Sullivan
>Morrison is well known No he's not.
Benjamin Butler
>Stoke v West Ham delayed due to power outage ffs
Luis White
Friendly reminder that Sean Dyche runs a local Hell's Angels chapter
Julian Butler
bet365 up to their sneaky betting scams?
Adrian Torres
(OP) # United will still win the League. We're too powerful, too tough, too large a team to fail; city will stutter and tire as the season progresses, and we'll be there to capitalise on these inevitable slips.
I'm being serious, look at our team. Pogba, Lukaku, Martial, Ibrahimovic, Valencia, Rashford, Bailly. Big, strong lads. Good in the air and with their feet. Can't get bullied.
City are a flimsy, weak team, who will get shoved about by the big boys. Where are the big lads to shake things up in midfield? The target man to hoof it up to when things are going sour?
Like it or not, to win this, the most physical of leagues, you need a strong team that can physically dominate their opponents. You can't have players that will just get pushed off of the ball by defenders, or consistently beaten in the air. Man City are trying to play a Spanish game in a big man's league, and Pep will be humiliated.
Liam Brown
>the city of stoke
Tyler Butler
in the states he is lol
Thomas Morgan
Lad did you even watch the Derby?
Anthony Gray
>Leeds
Sebastian Jones
>Leeds
Jeremiah Rodriguez
very hungry might make some chink food obviously pasta
Connor Fisher
Could be redcafe or facebook fan posts.
Brandon Smith
Is there a more cowardly manager than Conte?
Gavin Cooper
>the biggest league in the world >power outtage
relegate them desu
Dylan Thomas
>you now remember this
Benjamin Bell
Wenger.
Mason Sanchez
All of Ameri/sp/ took the piss and then just days later the same thing happened in the SuperBowl
Asher Nelson
Imagine being a player in that situation, knowing some mad cunt in the crowd could come for you
Benjamin Sanchez
It happened the exact same day in fact.
Anthony Taylor
get ready to APOLOGISE again, laddie
Brandon Johnson
...
Adam Rogers
Based Shinji.
David Thomas
anyone got the gif of 2013 Fulham vs Manu power outage?
oh thanks bro
Cooper Ward
anyone got the gif of 2013 Fulham vs Manu power outage?
oh thanks bro
Evan Barnes
Reee Willian
Joshua Stewart
Many keks that day.
Joshua Wright
Graham poll with the JUST hair cut
Caleb Bailey
any game threads or are we all in here?
Joseph Brooks
Why does Hazard disappear against shit teams la
Leo Wright
Official chelsea vs southampton thread
Leo Murphy
Let’s hope arsenal draw for the memes and all the outraged labour voting limp wristed cucks
Samuel Stewart
theirs already an /epl/ thread you stupid cunt
Evan Perry
>Bayern struggling against Stuttgarty
Nicholas Long
Dont care, I want one thread for the chelsea game
Austin Mitchell
>the absolute state of small heath alliance
Mason Thompson
>arsenal vs newcastle >waiting for ritual tiote wrecking of >our midfield then getting sent off >remember he died
Luis King
>hertfordshire mercenaries
Jackson Ward
What did he mean by this
John Jenkins
have a look at the OP mate 3 (THREE) PM
not bloody half 2 foreign shite, jog on
Jonathan Wilson
couldn't find a thread, who cares anyway
Zachary Parker
Championship toughest league la’
Cooper Gomez
try /bundes/ you daft frog cunt
Kevin Brown
Literally a lifelong town fan.
This season is amazing
Julian Smith
>shitford
Bentley Walker
OZIL BLOOT! WHAT A GOAL!
Oliver Martinez
Would have find it if the op wasn't such a faggot with his stupid writing of the tean names desu
Lucas James
Who /mooys boys/ here?
Jason Watson
WIDUM MOOYS BOISE
Austin Stewart
villa have fucked it
Hudson Gomez
watford defend like my uni team
Elijah Cooper
Watford crumble
Jose Adams
Wagner’s wags
Owen Lopez
where am i what is this place
Matthew Lee
west 'aaam ko at 4pm
Robert Richardson
Is Troy Deeney the biggest mong in football?
Anthony Myers
>Watford
What is happening.
Joshua King
Based Terriers working Deeney into a shoot
Confirmed for staying up
Aiden Cook
>Troy 'cojones' Deeney
Mason Hughes
>cheat to get a penalty >one of the worst penalties ever witnessed
Top kek, Fuck off Brighton bummers
Brandon Wilson
*flies to the National League*
Ethan Ramirez
More blood for the blood god, more skulls for the skull throne.
Luke Perry
Doing their annual surrender in the second half of the season.
Only this time they haven't even got enough points to stay up yet.
Kayden Reyes
They’ll stay up. Wagner will get poached in the summer though
Hunter Anderson
>Blair hated by the left and right
If he really wanted to stop Brexit he should keep his name out of the spotlight and fight against it behind the scenes
Jason Campbell
...
Juan Green
MICHELLE!
Nathan King
>even when we have outages they have more attention than britbongs lmao
Mason Sullivan
No cojones
Brody Miller
It was one of the all time best Sup Forums moments desu.