OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

Five top flight fixtures this afternoon with some big names involved:

>Arsenal v Newcastle United
>Brighton & Hove Albion v Burnley
>Chelsea v Southampton
>Stoke City v West Ham United
>Watford v Huddersfield Town

Lower leagues are welcome as always; /3pm/ does not discriminate!

>Gonde with the false nine meme again
Ah yes, I, too, enjoy seeing no one in the box to score

What should I cook? I'm going to the shop now.
Hamburgers and chips?
Sweets?

van Dijk has finally been dropped

I mean, >we are still going to get fucking battered but at least the defenders might make a few vague efforts to defend

>you now remember £50m for van Dijk

Sheffield United lads
Sheffield United

Don't worry, Chelsea have no striker and all the front 3 are gonna do are do flicks around the box and nothing else

Palace are beating a 10 man Leicester 2-0.

>Woyes

I will never understand why Les Reed thought it would be a good idea to turn down crazy offers and keep paying the bastard to make 0 effort every game.

*70m

>Les "7 Games" Reed

Makes total sense though? Liverpool are known to generate mad revenue and City showed an interest. Dude was playing well and both clubs had recently been burnt buying from outside the league and knew the other one was driving up his value (Otamendi, Mangala, Sakho, Klavan). And he's just one of those dudes whose athletic profile is perfect.

At the same time, Saints need to tread a fine line in terms of making sales, but not bending over - if they do that they'll never be paid over the odds in the future, so they need to make a public display now and then. It happened Van Dijk had been dumb enough to sign a long term extension midseason, which signed him up to play the fall guy.

Could have signed VVD for 100m and they'd still be a midtable club finishing just above Southampton again.

>you doubted me

what match to watch after this lads?

have that

Stoke v West Ham for the Moyes Redemption.

what's the best chance for an upset of these matches?

i kind of want to watch arsenal match because i think their going to fuck up

Udds at Watford

>Arsenal v Newcastle United
1
>Chelsea v Southampton
1
>Stoke City v West Ham United
N

Please

Watch whatever you want Skrtel.

nah i want to be in the cool thread with all the guys for the lad banter not buy myself in the arsenal thread full of friend simulator autists

stfu war criminal

some sweat sea bass

Poor Michy

>Kelly Cates, Emile Heskey and Clinton Morrison

Why is Kelly Cates, basically the only blonde white woman involved in football media, always paired up with black men?

>basically the only blonde white woman involved in football media
UK media you mean.

If they're not from the UK they're not white.

>Rebecca Lowe (born 11 November 1980) is a British television presenter and anchor who works for NBC and NBC Sports.

>Clinton Morrison

Morrison is well known for being only the 4th footballer with 4 toes to score on their Redditch United debut in November 2016.

>Morrison is well known
No he's not.

>Stoke v West Ham delayed due to power outage
ffs

Friendly reminder that Sean Dyche runs a local Hell's Angels chapter

bet365 up to their sneaky betting scams?

(OP) #
United will still win the League. We're too powerful, too tough, too large a team to fail; city will stutter and tire as the season progresses, and we'll be there to capitalise on these inevitable slips.

I'm being serious, look at our team. Pogba, Lukaku, Martial, Ibrahimovic, Valencia, Rashford, Bailly. Big, strong lads. Good in the air and with their feet. Can't get bullied.

City are a flimsy, weak team, who will get shoved about by the big boys. Where are the big lads to shake things up in midfield? The target man to hoof it up to when things are going sour?

Like it or not, to win this, the most physical of leagues, you need a strong team that can physically dominate their opponents. You can't have players that will just get pushed off of the ball by defenders, or consistently beaten in the air. Man City are trying to play a Spanish game in a big man's league, and Pep will be humiliated.

>the city of stoke

in the states he is lol

Lad did you even watch the Derby?

>Leeds

>Leeds

very hungry
might make some chink food
obviously pasta

Could be redcafe or facebook fan posts.

Is there a more cowardly manager than Conte?

>the biggest league in the world
>power outtage

relegate them desu

>you now remember this

Wenger.

All of Ameri/sp/ took the piss and then just days later the same thing happened in the SuperBowl

Imagine being a player in that situation, knowing some mad cunt in the crowd could come for you

It happened the exact same day in fact.

get ready to APOLOGISE again, laddie

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Based Shinji.

anyone got the gif of 2013 Fulham vs Manu power outage?


oh thanks bro

anyone got the gif of 2013 Fulham vs Manu power outage?


oh thanks bro

Reee Willian

Many keks that day.

Graham poll with the JUST hair cut

any game threads or are we all in here?

Why does Hazard disappear against shit teams la

Official chelsea vs southampton thread

Let’s hope arsenal draw for the memes and all the outraged labour voting limp wristed cucks

theirs already an /epl/ thread you stupid cunt

>Bayern struggling against Stuttgarty

Dont care, I want one thread for the chelsea game

>the absolute state of small heath alliance

>arsenal vs newcastle
>waiting for ritual tiote wrecking of >our midfield then getting sent off
>remember he died

>hertfordshire mercenaries

What did he mean by this

have a look at the OP mate
3 (THREE) PM

not bloody half 2 foreign shite, jog on

couldn't find a thread, who cares anyway

Championship toughest league la’

try /bundes/ you daft frog cunt

Literally a lifelong town fan.

This season is amazing

>shitford

OZIL BLOOT! WHAT A GOAL!

Would have find it if the op wasn't such a faggot with his stupid writing of the tean names desu

Who /mooys boys/ here?

WIDUM MOOYS BOISE

villa have fucked it

watford defend like my uni team

Watford crumble

Wagner’s wags

where am i what is this place

west 'aaam ko at 4pm

Is Troy Deeney the biggest mong in football?

>Watford

What is happening.

Based Terriers working Deeney into a shoot

Confirmed for staying up

>Troy 'cojones' Deeney

>cheat to get a penalty
>one of the worst penalties ever witnessed

Top kek, Fuck off Brighton bummers

*flies to the National League*

More blood for the blood god, more skulls for the skull throne.

Doing their annual surrender in the second half of the season.

Only this time they haven't even got enough points to stay up yet.

They’ll stay up. Wagner will get poached in the summer though

>Blair hated by the left and right

If he really wanted to stop Brexit he should keep his name out of the spotlight and fight against it behind the scenes

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MICHELLE!

>even when we have outages they have more attention than britbongs
lmao

No cojones

It was one of the all time best Sup Forums moments desu.