irish grime edition
/brit/
just got a fat 38 year old latina woman to cum via sexting and video recording sharing
pints
youtube.com
crying at this lads
Wish I could die
2048. Barron Trump is elected US president. Government issued 3d printers produce the highest quality fidget spinners in the world. Everyone stops outsourcing to china and it collapses. Korea (unified in 2020 because of Gangnam Style) overtakes the land and uses slave labor to produce galaxy phones. Apple has no room to compete and Korea overtakes the smartphone industry, thus the world. Is this the future you want?
>"Seven Sisters" was a common term for the seven multinational oil companies of the "Consortium for Iran" oligopoly or cartel, which dominated the global petroleum industry from the mid-1940s to the mid-1970s. Alluding to the seven mythological Pleiades sisters fathered by the titan Atlas, the business usage was popularized in the 1950s by businessman Enrico Mattei, then-head of the Italian state oil company Eni.
sounds really gay desu
>tfw haven't had sex for so long that I'm basically a virgin again
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laughing at how marginalised this runt will be regardless of who forms the next government
if fashion is your trade
then when you're naked
you must be unemployed
The industry group consisted of:[1][2][3]
Anglo-Iranian Oil Company (now BP)
Gulf Oil (later part of Chevron)
Royal Dutch Shell
Standard Oil Company of California (SoCal, now Chevron)
Standard Oil Company of New Jersey (Esso, later Exxon)
Standard Oil Company of New York (Socony, later Mobil, now part of ExxonMobil)
Texaco (later merged into Chevron)
eating taco bell
just found my ipod touch from at least half a decade ago
the password was the same as my current phone password lmao
how does it feel to be a race traitor?
We need to put aside the rhetoric.
20 centimetre penis
having a wank to naked girls at the beach x
cute boys
I've used the same password for 13 years
aids
Come flow with the linguo
Pink top, jumpin out flamingo.
>need a phone number to set up a new gmail account
ah yes VERY good
Here's my password
42955230
I've used it for 5 years and no one's hacked me.
*farts on you are ccat*
will be voting for the greens from now on
Doing a poo
Waste of a vote, but if you must.
Who's going to this then
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can't for the life of me understand the point of those paragraph tattoos
utterly disillusioned with the political establishment
Eat your greens kid
shan't be clicking this
jog on jappy
well you're from taiwan so you're not invited anyway
no, i vote for the greens here and now the city is utterly rubbish, not a good party at all
*sits on u are face and makes a big fart*
BRRRRRAHAAAAAAAAPPPPPTFFFFTH
ah yes I'm sure the brazilian greens have much in common with are greens
I think teh greens have done a lot for Brazil (Curitiba) for instance ?
no homo but that guy on the bottom is sexy af
mirin hard yo
mia khalifa should do more porn
I know who killed micheal jackson
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Mick Jagger? Bono?
got two women to show me their breasts tonight
one was fat and ugly, one was fit and had great chebs (but she was high on ket)
love omegle, I do
>there are white people in ireland named tyrone
howling, screaming, the lot
Don't think this is true
Webcam on this laptop makes me look like a proper spacker, need it head level me thinks
yeah he's pretty good
the greens in general follow the same things all around the globe
only there, and nironically the Mayor of Coritiba in that era is racist as fuck.
In general the greens were once the one of the best parties in Brazil, with some real good people reading it, but they done nothing revelant at all
you're still a faggot though
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youre still a yank so.........................
just aspirated vomit everywhere
you even type like a fag lmao
dental plan
advise you to look up the meaning of aspirated
blood and thunder
ah yes moronic americans dont understand sarcasm
IMAGINE MY KINDER
Don Homer...
Why do I get anxious before video chatting with someone lads?
>video chatting (probably a girl)
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>I was just pretending to be a faggot
lmao
Not a lass, simple as. Is it the prospecting thought of someone calling me an ugly faggot even though I'm reasonably attractive.
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what will happen if i take 0.5mg alprazolam and drink a beer?
shant be bothering to give a you to the yank
but you must have noticed by now the ironic um sweaty and ellipses posting dumb cunt
for me its the slim chance that i see someone i know, if youre talking about omegle
You'll feel very mellow and cozy, want a snack, then go to bed.
why do fags always get so butthurt especially on /brit/
It's 5am, so no chance of that happennig
makis brekis?
anal cancer
hate yanks. thick as pig shite they are
yeah why do they have a stick up their ass?
Want to quit my job to play with cars full time
are you sure i'll be okay?
i heard mixing benzos and alcohol is dangerous desu
>knowing people (see:friends)
ah yes so to recap this thread we have:
two spastics flinging shit at eachother
two normoid runts
and me (a SUPERB poster)
shant be bothering with this thread anylonger, night lads (not all of you are lads, only )
lol
maccies for breakfast today lads?
grim
Your mum's labia for breakfast more like, I like it rare.
i'm going to kms soon lads
get on with it then
watching futurama on the old picture mover
is /ausnz/ broken?
josie lusts after big american cock
it can be in high doses but .5mg and 1 beer is very mild for a person with a normal adult weight
nah im at work mate
just wondering
anything interesting about it or just the ol' boring 9mm aspirine
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niggies for breakfast today lads
i recommend u get the 10 piece nuggy meal with sweet & sour sauce
night sweetie xx
the latter
quick easy and painless
why is my cat such a prick
why not go out like elliot
put all of /brit/ on a watch list just for the bants
Might buy a cheap miata to go to track days with my friends so I don't have to butcher my s13 with cheap parts to finish it quickly