Marcos "I hit the gas, she ate grass” Alonso

Marcos "I hit the gas, she ate grass” Alonso

Marcos "kill the whore and then i'll score" Alonso

Marcos "I go speeding, she dies bleeding" Alonso

>'gas' and 'grass' rhyming
shart in mart

Marcos "I rushed, she got crushed" Alonso

Marcos "play spee, get out of jail free" Alonso

Marcos "The Ladykiller" Alonso

Marcos "You're Not Thick? Say Hello To The Brick" Alonso

Marcos "smashing gals like balls" Alonso

Marcos "Score some goals, then reap some souls" Alonso

southern poof

Marcos "gone on killing spree and get off scot free" Alonso

>arse and grass rhyming
southern bender

gas and grass rhyme

Marcos "Slaughter your daughter" Alonso

london nobhead detected

>96 and fence rhyming
happend irl m8

Marcos "speeding on bitches and pitches" Alonso

Marcos "kill a thot then block a shot" Alonso

Marcos "kill in wreckage, score in stoppage" Alonso

Marcos "If she complains I'll splatter her brains" Alonso

Marcos "the rap I'll beat, put me on the team sheet" Alonso

Marcos "If she doesn't netflix and chill, I'll make her roadkill" Alonso.

Marcos "send her to the coroner and put shots in the top corner" Alonso

fucking kek

But they do rhyme

>On 2 May 2011, Alonso was arrested following his involvement in a car accident in Madrid. He was the driver of a car that collided with a wall, killing one of the passengers, a 19-year-old woman, having been driving at 112.8 km/h (70 mph) in wet conditions in a 50 km/h (30 mph) zone, with a blood alcohol level of 0.93 mg per millilitre of blood.[24][25] He faced 21 months in prison when sentenced in February 2016, but his punishment was changed to a €61,000 fine and served no prison sentence.


Nice athlete privilege

This is not okay

Yeas, they do, you southern poof.

Marcos "score some cooter, shoot some blooters" Alonso

marcos "sending cunts through the wall like my hero henri paul" alonso

marcos "ford sierra on top of every perra" alonso

Affluenza, innit.

Reminder that Ferris Bueller is a murderer

Marcos "she won't go far once I enter that car" Alonso

The family accepted compensation instead of giving him a prison sentence

Marcos "puts the biscuit in the basket like bitches in a casket" Alonso

This fuckin thread

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>still has washed his car sheet
im rolling

it says seats, you stupid american.

Marcos "Murderer" Alonso

Did I do it right guys?

yes, El Matador

he was a nobody back then, it was just rich kid priviledge

How is he able to smile and continue living after what he has done?

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> only thing wetter than conditions he drives in are her pants
Who are you and what have you done to my sides?

Marcos "Alcohólica maté la chica" Alonso

Marcos "Chick Who Died Cost Less Than My Ride" Alonso

Marcos "splat her on the street, name still on the sheet" Alonso

Poof

Gas and grass do rhyme you posh southern nancyboy

>He was the driver of a car that collided with a wall

I see he's still effective at coming out on top when faced with walls

Marcos "no offside flag, one other-side slag" Alonso

Marcos "pulled off-the-line save, drove slag to her grave" Alonso

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Marcos "kill the whore and then i'll score" Alonso
Marcos "I go speeding, she dies bleeding" Alonso
Marcos "I rushed, she got crushed" Alonso
Marcos "play spee, get out of jail free" Alonso
Marcos "You're Not Thick? Say Hello To The Brick" Alonso
Marcos "Score some goals, then reap some souls" Alonso
Marcos "kill a thot then block a shot" Alonso
Marcos "the rap I'll beat, put me on the team sheet" Alonso
Marcos "send her to the coroner and put shots in the top corner" Alonso
Marcos "score some cooter, shoot some blooters" Alonso
Marcos "Chick Who Died Cost Less Than My Ride" Alonso
Marcos "pulled off-the-line save, drove slag to her grave" Alonso

Marcos "hit the wall broadside, his passenger broad died" Alonso

Does anyone have the Cavendish copypasta?

you fucking southern fairy

>Mark 'In my Way, You're Gonna Pay' Cavendish
>Mark "If you're Korean you better start fleein'" Cavendish
>Mark "I'll destroy your face for second place" Cavendish
>Mark "Road racer, gook eraser" Cavendish
>Mark "Take a hit, commieshit" Cavendish
>Mark "I'll go mental if he's oriental" Cavendish
>Mark "I'll snap you in two and avoid a DQ" Cavendish
>Mark "If he's Asian I'll take him out the equation" Cavendish
>Mark "Eyes at a slant? Make him face-plant" Cavendish
>Mark "Want to race? Better bring a neck brace" Cavendish
>Mark "Zipper head? You're brown fucking bread" Cavendish
>Mark "If you're yellow I'll turn you to Jello" Cavendish
>Mark "See a gook, lets give him a spook" Cavendish
>Mark "The Third Reich on an indoor bike" Cavendish
>Mark "Take the inside , you'll go for a slide " Cavendish
>Mark "If his name's Kim I'll tear him limb from limb" Cavendish
>Mark "Enter the velodrome, end in a mental home" Cavendish
>Mark "If he's from Asia I'll give him Euthanasia" Cavendish

Top lad

I still maintain he did nothing wrong. Look at the lines on the floor, the Korean guy was moving up even quicker than Cavendish was moving down.

in your dogshit retarded butchered version of english it doesn't

Marcos "Brings your team level, then makes a pact with the devil" Alonso

>Your kid gets killed
>Oh well at least we get some money LOL

Is he the best free kick taker in the world?

Marcos " hoe, 95 to go" Alonso

Marcos "Put the scores to bed, then leave her dead" Alonso

nice