Official Manchester City vs Tottenham Hotspur match thread 1

>City
Ederson, Walker, Otamendi, Mangala, Delph, Fernandinho (c), Gundogan, De Bruyne, Sane, Sterling, Aguero

Subs | Bravo, Yaya Toure, Foden, G Jesus, Bernardo, Zinchenko, Danilo

>Tottenham
Lloris (C), Trippier, Dier, Vertonghen, Rose, Dembele, Winks, Eriksen, Dele, Son, Kane

16 game winning streak if City win

Starts in 1 bong

>City will go the season unbeaten and break the record for the most points ever in a PL season
>their stadium will still be empty

shit teams

takes time to build a fanbase

Who do you support and do you want City to go unbeaten?

I don't support and PL team and yes absolutely I want them to be invincible.

City will walk this game

Etihad capacity 55000 t b f

a bit early to post line ups. poop will probably spend £100m between now and kick off.

what a shitty club. unless plop wins the CL he is going to be EXPOSED again as a messi babby, even after spending £500m in less than two years.

>no David Silva
>not even on the bench

It's HAPPENING

>Spurs going 4-2-3-1
Who even uses this formation anymore except Dino-Mourinho?

>Gundogan
kek, Pep is taking the piss

How to spot a redditor: he thinks De Bruyne is better than D.Silva

you ready city boys?

This has draw written all over it tbqh

I love this picture, do you mind if I save it?

go ahead jorge, it's all yours!

Winning Champions league is more important too be honest

4-1 City

t. Spurs fan

6-4 city

Kane hattrick

Yeah, hattrick of fucking shit mistakes which will lead to goals for Man City.

why have man city dropped Silva? he's their best player this season

I don't like this thread, someone make a new one.

Personal reasons. Family member probably died or something

Will Poch expose Poop again?

Is this the end of his little run?

Will Gonde retain the league?

Yes imo

>little run
Literally just broke the record for most PL wins in a row potatonigger

>Walker, Otamendi, Mangala, Delph
>this back four will be invincible this season

And no trophies, literally a little run you spic sympathiser

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And people still doubt Peo

*mouthbreathes on your back 4*

i hope bernardo scores today

another seething customer has been Pep'd

>BT making fun of Trump in their FA Cup ad

FA Cup DROPPED

Sonaldo
Aguero
Aguero
Sterling

yids are winning today I reckon

not confident now that everyone's predicting a positive result for city

>mfw da Stergoat ruins Trippylel and scores in the last minute

>light blue vs dark blue

STOP this

Uhh you don't win trophies in December sweatie

Silva's not even injured lol it's personal reasons

we’re all yids here aren’t we?

can't find a fockin stream

Exactly

>No David

NOOOO

T-this cant be happening?

NOOOOARGGHHGH

FUCK KYLE WALKER

>Silva not playing because his wife broke up with him
lol

>dem ''''tits''''

my dude...

>inb4 another Lloris howler against the big teams

Aguero FGS lockitup

sholdn't you be busy watching your league

her tits are really low down on her chest

you can win the club world cup in december

Pep about to get cunted by the Harry Kane team.

how many bings lads?

reminder that plop has to either win the CL or go the whole season unbeaten without being EXPOSED after spending £500m.

son first goalscorer

expoopsed explodes

city win 2-1

typical city

>Available in Spanish

Absolute STATE of Yank tv

our league is shit

>all those empty seats

JUST

On nbc

it’s the way the dress is made

Let's see how Man City stack up against The Best Team In England

And why are you watching Yank TV?

>hairlets

lmao

>15 wins in a row
>big game against a team they failed to beat last season

STILL can't fill their stadium. Man City was a mistake. The UAE should have bought Newcastle or Everton.

>nobody there again
why didn't these desert retards buy an actual club and bring Pep there so we could enjoy the mouyes rape

look again in 10 minutes

the etihad has disgustingly shit stewarding

and the fact that it's a child and a skeleton

The USA is unironically 2nd worldwide in Spanish speaker people, literaly more than Spain and all of Latin America besides Mexico

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Spurs actually trying to attack city it seeks like, so I'm betting 3-1 city, cap this

How many dembeles are there

>tfw pep will never be exposed

>the state of chinks

Ask ur mom lol

Over 9000!!!

>10’years as a manager
>Less CLs without Messi than Robbie Di Matteo

bout three fiddy ahah

more than one. or he would be called dat bele.

>>>>/reddit/

why are they playing in the same colors?

i hate this meme

Sorry there arent Arabic or Punjabi options, Hamek al-Londini.

spurs hack the shit out of city every time they face them and never get yellows

Who else has their

>EXPOSED
>poop

posts ready to fire?

they're different enough don't be a fag

>English teacher humor

I don't know what you mean, unlike Swedes, I don't see colour or race

fucking bigot

underrated

if tottenham played in white it would clash even more

hehe

Lads, I need to go to my cousin's 50th birthday party in about 30 minutes but I feel like having a wank? Do I have one now and risk smelling like cum?

sppurs kit is really nice lad

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wash your cock in the sink

what did you lads think of the new star wars?

lel

use the oven m8

why is your cousin so old

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Bad

>the two 'germans' on the pitch are named leroy and ilkay