You're at the Russian embassy when this woman asks you to show her your passport

You're at the Russian embassy when this woman asks you to show her your passport.

What do you say to her?

cripple slavshit

You can be on top

>visiting a shithole's embassy

Hold kjeft, russerfitte. Og Putin kan suge kolla mi.

Do you know what happened to that one wheelchair guy in Schindlers List?

Yes?

You better get naked then.

*Unsheathes dick* BACK OFF!?!?!

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I have my passport right here
*points at genitals*

Satanic trips tell the truth

Get fucked, commie!

I show her my piss port

cyka blyat i bloodseekermid i fuck you mom

I kek'd far harder than I should have

I whip out my dick and say here is my passport as I thrust it in her face

She's a QT, would breed with if the crippling isn't genetic.

I tell her that she doesn't have the necessary clearance to see it.

i dont say anything. i give her the bbc

lel

YOU WERE THE FINAL FLAG I NEEDED!!!
Thanks proxy faggot

Tell her that's not how I roll.

I've always fantasized about having sex with a cripple woman, she's laying there all floppy legged while you just drill the shit out of her................fuckin A

nice

Thanks for the flag

hahahahaha....ha...oh how I wasted 1.7k hours of my life

"Oh wheelie?"

I am fuckin LOLED from all these HEALTHY yburmonshen

Hi are you orthodox? Oh wow, me too.
Want to go for a ride?

When she says yes, wheel her down some steps and run in the other direction, while yelling, "fucking ice neanderthal fake ass 3rd Rome cannibal bitch!"

What is this gay shit
Fuck you faggot
All of you
I killed your mommies

There is no Russian embassy here.

i say "ya ne znayu"

Calm down vlad

Are we sure our niggers aren't actually living in Russia?

ill steal the wheel off her bicycle

AM

I

BEING

DETAINED

????

Russian embassy is fucking shit shitty shit you don't even know fake German guy

Get him boyz

y-you too...

fuck you Vyacheslav

Moжeтe ли вы дaть мнe минeт?

I show her my passport?

If im at an embassy I assume im carrying it with me.

show me your влaгaлищe

Sure but first show me your assport

Delete this filth

Show her my Russian passport, then ask a couple small-talk kinda questions, then ask what she's doing tonight.

How do you know?

You saw nothing

I am not German :(

Hand her my Russian passport which was handed to me by my superiors at MI.

From her seat, she checks my passport and looks up to me and asks curiously?

>B..bond?

I reply
>Meня зoвyт Bond, James Bond.

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I'm German, you like that yeeeaaah? Sprechen deutche?

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America police.
>crash driver
>pull guns
>approach driver and force him onto the ground
Russian police.
>crash head on into the driver
>kick in window, spraying glass into the driver's face while simultaneously kicking his head in
>yank open door and kicks the glass farther into the driver's face
>pulls him off camera to beat him to near death
wew

>Ask her to show me her ID to get the name
>Use the name while asking her embassy stuff and her work
>Get her number
>Finally my dream will come true and I will get laid with a handicapped grill
>after I finish, I steal her chair

>You're at the Russian embassy when this woman asks you to show her your passport.

>What do you say to her?

Your American-Russian embassy is shit. I hate Russians liberals with a passion, why isn't Putin sending them to the Gulags? Why can't he be like Stalin when it comes to these uppity faggots like them? Cyka you probably think the Dissolution of the CCCP is a good thing. We fought for the Rodina in the Great Patriotic war and this is how they repay us. With destroying the very thing we fought to protect? Why not exterminate us while you're at it. Fuck off I am here to see my Grandson in America. He's rich unlike those fucking traitors
T. my grandfather said this when I took him to see D.C

Have more to tell if anyone is interested

>Sprechen deutche?

Marry me, I can lick your ears till you squirt babushka

What?

You said it wrong

>near death

Show us your legs cunt

It was just a joke man.

>It was just a joke man.
Not to those cucks in Germany.

I'll lean in and say "this is the easiest thing I've done all day"

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Ask her if I can suck on her armpits

This is how police should work. Not like the pussy cops here that shit themselves when you take your hands of the wheel

She's a qt3.14

>American police
>not shooting driver
Something wrong here

Show her my passport, do some small talk, some flirting then I'll pretend I'm in a hurry and go to avoig getting attached to her too much since she's in a wheelchair.

>What do you say to her?

Hey baby, huhuhuhuhuh, wanna touch my beard? Huhuhuhuhuh damn I'm cool

*unzips dick*

What's for?

smooth

"You've got a passport to my heart"

that was in The Pianist user

You can't run but you can hide

>asks you to show her your passport.
>What do you say to her?
Da, which one?

"I don't have it on me sorry. What does yours look like?"

I kek'd

Omg
OMG

RARE
ARER
RERA
ERAR

How's this for a passpord

Hey there, hot wheels ;^)

Even our cripples are hotter than yours... how does that feel western degenerates?

are you the guy i asked if slavs consider themselves white?